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    I'm pretty sure everyone has been through a dinner with awkward conversations with family, friends, or coworkers. You sit there all awkward not knowing what to do and looking embarrassed.

    My family's dinner conversation are somewhat always awkward so I can't exactly name one. But some of them has to be when my grandmother comes over, when my boyfriend have dinner with us (we broke up like a year ago, thank God) and the dinner when my parents announced that my mother was pregnant at like 10 years ago. Which was really awkward because I was like 6-7 and I asked how my mom got pregnant. There was a long pause after that question. And yes, I do remember it because my brothers won't let me forget it.

    So tell me about any awkward dinner conversation you had with anyone.

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    I've had a few of them before. For example, one day my brother and sister were discussing what my children would look like if with someone i had never met before. They just got the idea of "What if they were dating" and went on from there.

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    My family and I live in separate countries so it is a bit hard to answer this one, haha. When we did live together we would only have dinner on a table with all of us when I was younger. As I grew older, we would either cook our own meals or my mother would make food and then we could go off and do what we wanted while eating it. The only times it would be a uniting of the family would be on special occasions such as birthdays and Christmas. Usually, an awkward conversation would come from there being a family feud before hand. Though it is fairly awkward when my mum starts to mention my brothers turn with marriage and settling down with a girl will be coming soon. xD

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    mine was when im asked how's school or how's my grades then i just pause for a sec then drink while looking at the ceiling :p hehe
    not so awkward but i really hate bringing that topic while dining..

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    I never really grew up eating dinner with any of my older family members lol, my mom always came home late from work when I was growing up and my older brother was super independent! So I was usually eating dinner with my younger brothers and conversations weren't ever awkward to be honest. Dinner with my brothers and talking with them was actually the best part of my evening hehe, they ALWAYS had the best stories for me. Hm. But I'm trying to think of an awkward dinner event...

    I went on this date with this guy and got wasted off of one pint. He didn't mind, he actually apparently thought it was hilarious, but I was drunk and probably stumbling over my words talking about whatever I laid my eyes on. That's about as close to awkward I think any dinner for me can get haha

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    My family loves to have some pretty raunchy conversations. For example: farts, when, where, and why it would be funny.

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    Think the conversation my family had about my grandfather was pretty awkward.
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    My last awkward coversation with my family was when (it usually happens every dinner when i arrive home from the city) there was great, awkward SILENCE at first, then STARES at each other for how many seconds the BEGINS at a topice, then You are interviewed. It's that when they were all asking you why you were so lazy about this and that and why am i so noisy at breakfast , lunch, dinner blah blah blah and everything they're talking about was the who opposite of me. Then there's this awkwardness when they ask you about math solutions and the dang thing of not being able to answer HAPPENS~



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    I grew up always eating dinner with my whole family, but for 10 years now its only been my mom and me in the house and I never get to see her anyway. We're always to damn busy - so nope no awkward conversations on my behalf.

    Ah wait, there was this one time at my grandpa's bday party, the whole family was there and they started telling stories about the mischivious grandkids, well needless to say they all laughed histericaly at how I would "try to control weather", and the time "i was iceskating on a hole full of frozen pig urine and other bidily fluids and fell through the ice" and so on....awkward enough for u ?

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    There was this one time when I was at my cousin's 5th birthday. He asked everyone what heaven was since he heard the word at school. His mum told him that it was a beautiful place where people went to after they died. Then when he said that he wanted to die so that he could go to heaven and everything became awkward. It was as if I could ACTUALLY FEEL AND TOUCH the awkward (LOL) I had to change the dinner topic because he kept shouting "I want to go to heaven!" ._.

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    the worst one that ever happened to me was when my uncle and aunt were over at my house and my mom told us about how my older brother as a kid would suck on used tampons out of her bathroom trash can

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    my sister is in nursing school right now. When I have my family over for dinners, it is not uncommon for conversation to move to bodily fluids/functions diseases etc. It made for some interesting holiday meals the past couple months.

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    I think for me that the awkward dinner conversation are like its so quiet and so peaceful its like they're just eating and nothing its like nobody knows each other but luckily I haven't experienced those things ;)

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    When someone comes and joins our family for dinner, we always have awkward dinner conversations. I mean even the "private/secret" ones are being talked about. Like when my classmate came, my parents was telling about me being irresponsible, I feel so ashamed, so I thought of a way to have another topic, then I asked to my classmate are you and ____ still dating? And OMG the awkwardness....

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    The most awkward conversations while having dinner for me is whenever people would host my going-away party/ceremonies. People tend to hold their grudges/friendships till that last moment, which I find rather odd.
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    when parents asking something about you. XD and also when a friend comes over for dinner, then some questions are really that awkward.

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    I dont have a family - so no awkward family dinner conversations, but I do have a lot of business dinners I 'have' to attend. Most of them are pretty awkward to start as Sri Lankans in general find it hard to have normal conversations until the liquor flows and then it goes into embarrassing ... until I (who never drinks at these functions) leave out of sheer desperation.

    However I think there was one I cringe when I remember it now. We were with a whole lot of high level business associates from a Japanese company when one of our colleagues from India asked why Japan joined World War II and bombed pearl harbour. Lord it was so bad... there was this horrified silence and I had to jump in with some inane comment (which I dont remember) but my colleague who by now had too much Saki wouldnt quit for a couple of more sentences and then we ignored him on the whole and picked up another thread to talk about.

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    This doesn't happen a lot in my position, but when it does, I always feel like I'm an alien in my own home and everyone gets to stare at me blankly like I am some out-of-placed neared.

    I, uh, kinda don't wanna share it because the conversation I once had together with my friends ended up discussing about sex jokes. Luckily, in a good way though. (Just like Seitokai Yakuindomo)

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    My parents would try to connect with us their children by asking how we've been dealing with issues of: masturbation, sex, ****, our interests... you know those kinds of things that make you feel more awkward than feel comfortable being with them...

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    I cant remember any off the top of my head but i know that i have had a few and omg cuppy chan the prego convo made me laugh, i can see your brothers not letting you forget that one.
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