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Pen Name Zen Naari

I'm an Esper... I'm a Slider... I'm Awesome~~~!!!

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As of today, I can proclaim myself to be a Level 0.5 Esper...

What I can do? Mind control~!

Now, it's not as exciting as you think... There's a reason why I put level 0.5 and not level 1.

I have a classmate who I usually punch in the stomach to train his abs...

Just today, I put it deep in my mind, "I'm gonna call his name as if I'm gonna punch him in the stomach, but at the right moment, I'll control that neuron in his brain and have him punch me."

And he did punch me... ^^... call it cheap? I say it's esper abilities...

I've made people turn around from where they were initially walking. I've made people go up and down the stairs twice for no reason.

And you know how someone opens the door for you? Well, I made the first few people in line of the door TOUCH THE DOOR...

Okay, so they're common actions in life... but seriously, looking at this from another angle means I'm an esper of mind control...

Makes me wish I had mind reading... all I do is play with the psychological fact that there are neurons in your brain that connect with other people's brain neurons...

Playing with the psycho fact that when you think about someone, there's a big possibility that that person is also thinking about you...

So that's where I base my Esper powers~~~!!!

Woot...!

I'm a Slider... I visit different worlds and go through a span of eight years a night (1 hours sleep = 1 year in that world)...

Everything feels so "REAL" when I visit other worlds so they can't be dreams... participating in wars, being a mega playboy, being the master of arts, sciences and magic... I don't want to call these dreams... they feel so real... They're not lucid I tell ya!

Or so I believe that... in any case, I always return back here and only rarely do I return to the same world...

Which would explain why I'm a teenager, yet I talk like an old man...

Not much of a slider, but still, if these are not coincidences, then they have to at least MEAN SOMETHING...

Well, don't ruin my fun for now ^^... I'll let reality do that...

But until then, I'm an esper, and a slider...

...

Just thinking about it makes me go WOO~~~!!!

How about you guys? Do you have some faint supernatural ability of some sort?
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  1. Paperroses's Avatar
    Paperroses -
    o: where'd you get that "when you think of someone, they're probably thinking about you" thing? i want to know if that's actually true... for personal reasons.
  2. ZenNaari's Avatar
    ZenNaari -
    double post
    Updated 09-27-2011 at 10:34 AM by ZenNaari
  3. ZenNaari's Avatar
    ZenNaari -
    More accurately, it's "When you're thinking about someone ALL DAY and CAN'T GET THAT PERSON OUT OF YOUR HEAD, that person is also thinking about you...

    It was a tumblr post with "Psychological Fact" on the top...

    Believe in the power of believing!!!... but yeah, it was very convincing so I bought it...

    There's a neuron in your brain that connects with the people you meet, which explains how you can differentiate one another and feel that friends are close...

    So when you think about someone, that person is most probably also thinking about you...

    Applying that and ESPER POWERS... Well, Yay! I'm esper level 0.5
  4. jeffnat19's Avatar
    jeffnat19 -
    I've always dreamed of being able to read minds of every living thing... But yeah, sometimes it is your mind over-reacting when you hear something but in reality you are thinking too much and you're tired...

    And tell me if this is creepy, but most of my dreams (almost 6 out of 10) happen in real life and i can't help thinking "this happened already, but i don't know where". Dejavu or whatever but it freaks me sometimes.
  5. jeffnat19's Avatar
    jeffnat19 -
    I've always dreamed of being able to read minds of every living thing... But yeah, sometimes it is your mind over-reacting when you hear something but in reality you are thinking too much and you're tired...

    And tell me if this is creepy, but most of my dreams (almost 6 out of 10) happen in real life and i can't help thinking "this happened already, but i don't know where". Dejavu or whatever but it freaks me sometimes.
  6. ZenNaari's Avatar
    ZenNaari -
    Nothings wrong jeff... I get that in some of the "Years" that I spend sleeping...