Humanity received a grim reminder
And thanks, for all the fish.
This tastes almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
I got more where that came from.
You don't look so good.
Okay, but at least clean it if you're done..
If your mother has one of these you may actually have two dads.
College+procrastination= par for course
Just join the military.
ã€ŒDammit! My biological clock is ticking, and I want babies now!ã€
We just have to keep trying.