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    Default Unlimited Blade Works Chant Parody!

    I randomly came across this game from another forum and it made me laugh alot. Basically you make a parody out of the original Unlimited Blade Works Chant from Fate/Stay Night XD

    The Original Chants:

    Spoiler for Archer's:


    Spoiler for Shiro's:


    Here's mine:
    I am the nyan of my cat
    Annoying is my body and raging my blood
    I have a power level of OVER 9000!
    Not known to you
    Y U NOT KNOW?
    Have withstood bans to be what I am
    So, as I rofl.
    Unlimited Troll Works!

    I am the patronus of my wand.
    Gryffindor is my body, and Slytherin is my blood.
    I have created over 1000 spells.
    Not known to muggles.
    Nor known to mudbloods.
    Have withstood the killing curse to create a my scar.
    So as I chant,
    Unlimited Potter Works!

    I am the bone of my hammer.
    Lime is my body, and khaki is my blood.
    I have posted over 1000 posts.
    Not known to lurkers.
    Nor known to trolls.
    Have withstood spam to ban many spambots.
    So as I post,
    Unlimited Kobo Works!

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    hm... sounds a lot of thinking but i guess i'll try...

    I am the cursor of my mouse.
    beatmaps are my body, and ranks are my blood.
    I have played over 2000+ songs
    Unaware of time;
    nor aware of rest,
    Waiting for an opponent...
    I have no regrets, this is my game!
    so as i play,
    Unlimited Osu Works!

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    I am the esper of my sport
    The Fumbi is my Body, and the Rush is in my blood
    I have won over Thousands of Matches
    Unaware of loss
    nor aware of draws
    Have withstood pain of playin with hackers
    So, As i Win
    Unlimited TD Works

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    I am the nuker of my teammates.
    Killing is my hobby, and winning is my blood.
    I have killed over 1000 creeps.
    Not known to my allies.
    Nor known to my foes.
    Have withstood lag to reach Beyond God Like!
    So, as I farm.
    Unlimited DotA Works!

    I am the fins of my Gills
    Swimming is my ability, and unblinking is my specialty
    I have swum over 1000 nautical miles.
    Not known by fishermen.
    Nor known by you.
    Have escaped fishing nets to avoid being cooked.
    So as I swim,
    Unlimited Tilapia Works!

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    ohh interesting let me try that

    I am the perv of the pervs
    Ecchi is my hobby, and moe is my blood
    I have watch over 1000 ecchi videos.
    Not known to girls.
    Nor known to others.
    Have escaped nosebleeds to reach pure ecchiness
    So as I watch,
    Unlimited Ecchi Works!
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    I am the baker of my pastries.
    Cookie Dough is my body, Chocolate chips are my blood.
    I have baked over 1000 Cakes.
    Not known to Critics.
    Nor known to Diabetics.
    Have abstained eating my creations to prevent my own obesity.
    So as I bake,
    Unlimited Pastry Works!

    I am the Snickers of my Toblerone.
    Crunch is my Body, and M&Ms are my blood.
    I have tasted over 1000 chocolates.
    Not known by doctors.
    Nor known by my parents.
    Have endured eating moderately to prevent diabetes.
    So as I nom,
    Unlimited Chocolate Works!

    I am the McNuggets of my Double Down.
    Burgers are my body, and fries are my blood.
    I have ordered from over 1000 fastfood chains.
    Not known by dietitians.
    Nor known by vegetarians.
    Have withstood 30 minutes to get a free pizza.
    So as I get fatter,
    Unlimited FastFood Works!

    ★★The Cure to Your Anime Fever★★

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    I am a sadist of Otaku-streamers.
    Forum is my body, and posts is my blood.
    I have closed over 100 threads.
    Not known to Spambots.
    Nor Known to Violators.
    Have withstood flames and weild my banhammer.
    So, as I ban...
    Unlimited Moderator Works!

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    I am the keeper of my uploads.
    Downloading is my body, and uploading is my blood.
    I have uplaoded over 1000 episodes.
    Not known to most.
    Nor known to many.
    Have withstood my crappy net to upload many episodes
    So as I download,
    Unlimited Uploader Works!

    I am the soul of my games.
    Windows is my body, and games are my blood.
    I have installed over 1000 games.
    Not known to family.
    Nor known to friends.
    Have withstood low specs to play high end games.
    So as I lag,
    Unlimited Gamer Works!

    ★★The Cure to Your Anime Fever★★

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    I am a mocker of words.
    Trollface is my face, and I'm hated are my favorite words.
    I have annoyed over 100 people.
    Not known to my mom.
    Nor known to my dad.
    Have withstood the banhammer to annoy people in the shoutbox.
    So as I annoy,
    Unlimited Troll Works!

    I dedicate this to someone from the shoutbox.

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    I am a character of my game
    Leveling is my body, and crafting are my blood
    I have crafted over 100 equipments.
    Not known to my friends.
    Nor to my guildmates.
    Have withstood scammers to sell my equips.
    So as I play,
    Unlimited Crafting Works

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    *wipes sweat* it took me some time to think about this >:D


    I am the ZEVLAG of my ZEVLAG.
    ZEVLAG is my ZEVLAG, and ZEVLAG is my ZEVLAG.
    I have created over 1000 ZEVLAG.
    Not known to ZEVLAG
    Nor Known to ZEVLAG.
    Have withstood ZEVLAG to create many ZEVLAG.
    So, as I ZEVLAG.
    ZEVLAG ZEVLAG Works!

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    I am the Maoh of another world.
    Sword is my body, and Maryoku is my blood
    I have wiped over 1000 casualities.
    Not known to men.
    Nor to earthlings.
    Have withstood boring works and Wolfram's wrath.
    So as I rule,
    Unlimited Maoh Works!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zevlag21 View Post
    *wipes sweat* it took me some time to think about this >:d


    i am the zevlag of my zevlag.
    zevlag is my zevlag, and zevlag is my zevlag.
    I have created over 1000 zevlag.
    Not known to zevlag
    nor known to zevlag.
    Have withstood zevlag to create many zevlag.
    So, as i zevlag.
    zevlag zevlag works!
    LMAO

    Quote Originally Posted by leonx2 View Post
    i am the maoh of another world.
    Sword is my body, and maryoku is my blood
    i have wiped over 1000 casualities.
    Not known to men.
    Nor to earthlings.
    Have withstood boring works and wolfram's wrath.
    So as i rule,
    unlimited maoh works!
    lLMAO

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    Spoiler for starcraft chants XD


    I am the master of my partnet
    The Digivice is my Body, and cards are my blood.
    I have defeated over 1000 digimon.
    Not known to the public.
    Nor known to most tamers.
    Have withstood battles to get where I am
    So as I Digivolve,
    Unlimited Digimon Works!

    I am the Oblivion of my Oathkeeper
    Fighting is my Destiny, and Heartless are my enemies.
    I have weilded over 1000 keys.
    Not known by the heartless.
    Nor known by the nobodies.
    Have withstood the darkness to keep it from devouring the light.
    So as I fight,
    Unlimited Keyblade Works!

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    I am the god of conquest
    PFP is my hobby, and event is my passion
    I have conquered over 10000 girls
    Not known to my mom.
    Nor known to my conquered girls
    Have withstood punishments of teachers and miss save points
    So as I conquer,
    Unlimited Conquering Works!


    I am the thorn of connections
    Delay is my skill, and lag is my specialty.
    I have destroyed over 1000000 computers
    Not known to others.
    Nor known to me.
    Have withstood reloggers and new connections to erase me
    So as I lag,
    Unlimited Lag Works!
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    I registered for this site just to tell you that you screwed up the chant.

    Incredibly so, at that.


    You put:

    I am the bone of my sword.
    Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
    I have created over 1000 blades.
    Not known to Death
    Nor Known to Life.
    Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
    So, as I pray.
    Unlimited Blade Works!

    The correct is:

    I am the bone of my sword
    Steel is my body and fire is my blood
    I have created over a thousand blades
    Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
    Have withstood pain to create many weapons
    Yet, those hands will never hold anything
    So as I pray, unlimited blade works.


    You put:

    I am the bone of my sword.
    Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
    I have created over 1000 blades.
    Unaware of loss;
    nor aware of gain!
    Waiting for one's arrival...
    I have no regrets, this is the only path!
    My whole life was,
    Unlimited Blade Works!

    The correct is:

    I am the bone of my sword
    Steel is my body and fire is my blood
    I have created over a thousand blades
    Unaware of loss, Nor aware of gain
    Withstood pain to create weapons, waiting for one’s arrival
    I have no regrets. This is the only path
    My whole life was unlimited blade works


    I don't know how you messed it up so much, but you left everyone in this thread with a terrible representation of the Unlimited Blade Works chant, and, as such, allowed them to mock it just as you did.


    So yeah, you're a bad person and you should feel bad for it.

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    To fellow uploader this is your oath~

    I am the encoder of otaku-streamers.
    Bencos is my body, and Aegisub is my blood.
    I have created over a thousand encodes.
    Unknown to Megaupload. Nor known to Mediafire.
    Have withstood heat to create many encodes.
    Yet, this laptop/netbook will never hold everything.

    So as I pray, ‘Unlimited Encode Works!’
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    Necromancing this thread~

    Well it is not mine..but might as well share it right?

    To fellow leecher~

    I am the peer of Bittorent.
    Trackers are my body.
    Seeds are my blood.
    I have downloaded over a thousand torrents.
    Unknown to justice nor known to licenced anime.
    Have withstood pain to search many fansubbed episodes.
    Yet those hands will never pay anything.
    So as I pray, Unlimited Leeching Works!
    "Misfortune is just a test before we receive our blessing. Be patient" - FiQiZ

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    I am the plastic of my miniature.
    Paint is my body, and glue is my blood.
    I have created over 1000 beings.
    Not known to loss
    Nor Known to shoot.
    Have withstood pain to create many servants.
    Yet, these hands will never annihilate anything
    So, as I pray.
    Unlimited WAAAGH!!
    (for those who are completetly lost, this is from the orks of warhammer 40,000 universe)
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    Created it on a whim~

    I'm the user of Facebook.
    Status is my body, and
    Chat is my blood.
    I have posted over a thousand post. (really?)
    Unknown to Myspace,
    Nor known to Twitter.
    Have withstood pain to create many status.
    Yet, those status will never have any likes.
    So, as I pray..

    Unlimited Facebook Works!
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