Unlimited Blade Works Chant Parody!

[Kobowo]

I randomly came across this game from another forum and it made me laugh alot. Basically you make a parody out of the original Unlimited Blade Works Chant from Fate/Stay Night XD

The Original Chants:

Spoiler for Archer's:: 

I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over 1000 blades.
Not known to Death
Nor Known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
So, as I pray.
Unlimited Blade Works!

Spoiler for Shiro's:: 

I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over 1000 blades.
Unaware of loss;
nor aware of gain!
Waiting for one's arrival...
I have no regrets, this is the only path!
My whole life was,
Unlimited Blade Works!

Here's mine:
I am the nyan of my cat
Annoying is my body and raging my blood
I have a power level of OVER 9000!
Not known to you
Y U NOT KNOW?
Have withstood bans to be what I am
So, as I rofl.
Unlimited Troll Works!

I am the patronus of my wand.
Gryffindor is my body, and Slytherin is my blood.
I have created over 1000 spells.
Not known to muggles.
Nor known to mudbloods.
Have withstood the killing curse to create a my scar.
So as I chant,
Unlimited Potter Works!

I am the bone of my hammer.
Lime is my body, and khaki is my blood.
I have posted over 1000 posts.
Not known to lurkers.
Nor known to trolls.
Have withstood spam to ban many spambots.
So as I post,
Unlimited Kobo Works!

[Qualtz]

hm... sounds a lot of thinking but i guess i'll try...

I am the cursor of my mouse.
beatmaps are my body, and ranks are my blood.
I have played over 2000+ songs
Unaware of time;
nor aware of rest,
Waiting for an opponent...
I have no regrets, this is my game!
so as i play,
Unlimited Osu Works!

[jzero99]

I am the esper of my sport
The Fumbi is my Body, and the Rush is in my blood
I have won over Thousands of Matches
Unaware of loss
nor aware of draws
Have withstood pain of playin with hackers
So, As i Win
Unlimited TD Works

[Kobowo]

I am the nuker of my teammates.
Killing is my hobby, and winning is my blood.
I have killed over 1000 creeps.
Not known to my allies.
Nor known to my foes.
Have withstood lag to reach Beyond God Like!
So, as I farm.
Unlimited DotA Works!

I am the fins of my Gills
Swimming is my ability, and unblinking is my specialty
I have swum over 1000 nautical miles.
Not known by fishermen.
Nor known by you.
Have escaped fishing nets to avoid being cooked.
So as I swim,
Unlimited Tilapia Works!

[leonx2]

ohh interesting let me try that

I am the perv of the pervs
Ecchi is my hobby, and moe is my blood
I have watch over 1000 ecchi videos.
Not known to girls.
Nor known to others.
Have escaped nosebleeds to reach pure ecchiness
So as I watch,
Unlimited Ecchi Works!

[Kobowo]

I am the baker of my pastries.
Cookie Dough is my body, Chocolate chips are my blood.
I have baked over 1000 Cakes.
Not known to Critics.
Nor known to Diabetics.
Have abstained eating my creations to prevent my own obesity.
So as I bake,
Unlimited Pastry Works!

I am the Snickers of my Toblerone.
Crunch is my Body, and M&Ms are my blood.
I have tasted over 1000 chocolates.
Not known by doctors.
Nor known by my parents.
Have endured eating moderately to prevent diabetes.
So as I nom,
Unlimited Chocolate Works!

I am the McNuggets of my Double Down.
Burgers are my body, and fries are my blood.
I have ordered from over 1000 fastfood chains.
Not known by dietitians.
Nor known by vegetarians.
Have withstood 30 minutes to get a free pizza.
So as I get fatter,
Unlimited FastFood Works!

[jeiru01]

I am a sadist of Otaku-streamers.
Forum is my body, and posts is my blood.
I have closed over 100 threads.
Not known to Spambots.
Nor Known to Violators.
Have withstood flames and weild my banhammer.
So, as I ban...
Unlimited Moderator Works!

[Kobowo]

I am the keeper of my uploads.
Downloading is my body, and uploading is my blood.
I have uplaoded over 1000 episodes.
Not known to most.
Nor known to many.
Have withstood my crappy net to upload many episodes
So as I download,
Unlimited Uploader Works!

I am the soul of my games.
Windows is my body, and games are my blood.
I have installed over 1000 games.
Not known to family.
Nor known to friends.
Have withstood low specs to play high end games.
So as I lag,
Unlimited Gamer Works!

[jeiru01]

I am a mocker of words.
Trollface is my face, and I'm hated are my favorite words.
I have annoyed over 100 people.
Not known to my mom.
Nor known to my dad.
Have withstood the banhammer to annoy people in the shoutbox.
So as I annoy,
Unlimited Troll Works!

I dedicate this to someone from the shoutbox.

[leonx2]

I am a character of my game
Leveling is my body, and crafting are my blood
I have crafted over 100 equipments.
Not known to my friends.
Nor to my guildmates.
Have withstood scammers to sell my equips.
So as I play,
Unlimited Crafting Works

[zevlag21]

*wipes sweat* it took me some time to think about this >:D


I am the ZEVLAG of my ZEVLAG.
ZEVLAG is my ZEVLAG, and ZEVLAG is my ZEVLAG.
I have created over 1000 ZEVLAG.
Not known to ZEVLAG
Nor Known to ZEVLAG.
Have withstood ZEVLAG to create many ZEVLAG.
So, as I ZEVLAG.
ZEVLAG ZEVLAG Works!

[leonx2]

I am the Maoh of another world.
Sword is my body, and Maryoku is my blood
I have wiped over 1000 casualities.
Not known to men.
Nor to earthlings.
Have withstood boring works and Wolfram's wrath.
So as I rule,
Unlimited Maoh Works!

[jeiru01]

*wipes sweat* it took me some time to think about this >:d


i am the zevlag of my zevlag.
zevlag is my zevlag, and zevlag is my zevlag.
I have created over 1000 zevlag.
Not known to zevlag
nor known to zevlag.
Have withstood zevlag to create many zevlag.
So, as i zevlag.
zevlag zevlag works!

LMAO

i am the maoh of another world.
Sword is my body, and maryoku is my blood
i have wiped over 1000 casualities.
Not known to men.
Nor to earthlings.
Have withstood boring works and wolfram's wrath.
So as i rule,
unlimited maoh works!

lLMAO

[Kobowo]

Spoiler for starcraft chants XD: 

We am the backbone of the swarm.
Gathering our my duty,and Morphing our my destiny.
We have gathered over 9000 minerals!
Not known by enemy players.
Nor known by the player himself.
Have endured doing the same thing over and over to keep the player happy.
So as I am tortured,
Unlimited Drone Works!

I am the Blade of Aiur.
The khala is my body, and the Templar is my caste.
I have lived for over 1000 years.
Not Senile.
Nor old.
Have withstood saying "My Life For Aiur!" because of player clicking.
So as I march,
Unlimited Zealot WOrks!

I am the Blades of my Swarm.
Evolution is my capability, the universe is my Destiny.
I have spawned over 10000000000[ERROR] Zerg.
Not known by Foolish mortals.
Nor known by the Xel'Naga.
Have withstood the worthlessness of my minions to rule the world.
So as I claw you to death,
Unlimited Kerrigan Works!

We are the Attacker of the Swarm.
Bloodlust is our Drive, and Killing is our entertainment.
We are spawned over 1000 a minute.
Not known by the foolish terrans.
Nor known by the unintelligent protoss.
Have endured waiting to finally be able to kill.
So as we run,
Unlimited Zergling Works!

I am the master of my partnet
The Digivice is my Body, and cards are my blood.
I have defeated over 1000 digimon.
Not known to the public.
Nor known to most tamers.
Have withstood battles to get where I am
So as I Digivolve,
Unlimited Digimon Works!

I am the Oblivion of my Oathkeeper
Fighting is my Destiny, and Heartless are my enemies.
I have weilded over 1000 keys.
Not known by the heartless.
Nor known by the nobodies.
Have withstood the darkness to keep it from devouring the light.
So as I fight,
Unlimited Keyblade Works!

[leonx2]

I am the god of conquest
PFP is my hobby, and event is my passion
I have conquered over 10000 girls
Not known to my mom.
Nor known to my conquered girls
Have withstood punishments of teachers and miss save points
So as I conquer,
Unlimited Conquering Works!

I am the thorn of connections
Delay is my skill, and lag is my specialty.
I have destroyed over 1000000 computers
Not known to others.
Nor known to me.
Have withstood reloggers and new connections to erase me
So as I lag,
Unlimited Lag Works!

[Bixto]

I registered for this site just to tell you that you screwed up the chant.

Incredibly so, at that.


You put:

I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over 1000 blades.
Not known to Death
Nor Known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
So, as I pray.
Unlimited Blade Works!

The correct is:

I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited blade works.


You put:

I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over 1000 blades.
Unaware of loss;
nor aware of gain!
Waiting for one's arrival...
I have no regrets, this is the only path!
My whole life was,
Unlimited Blade Works!

The correct is:

I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unaware of loss, Nor aware of gain
Withstood pain to create weapons, waiting for one’s arrival
I have no regrets. This is the only path
My whole life was unlimited blade works


I don't know how you messed it up so much, but you left everyone in this thread with a terrible representation of the Unlimited Blade Works chant, and, as such, allowed them to mock it just as you did.


So yeah, you're a bad person and you should feel bad for it.

[FiQ5149]

To fellow uploader this is your oath~

I am the encoder of otaku-streamers.
Bencos is my body, and Aegisub is my blood.
I have created over a thousand encodes.
Unknown to Megaupload. Nor known to Mediafire.
Have withstood heat to create many encodes.
Yet, this laptop/netbook will never hold everything.

So as I pray, ‘Unlimited Encode Works!’

[FiQ5149]

Necromancing this thread~

Well it is not mine..but might as well share it right?

To fellow leecher~

I am the peer of Bittorent.
Trackers are my body.
Seeds are my blood.
I have downloaded over a thousand torrents.
Unknown to justice nor known to licenced anime.
Have withstood pain to search many fansubbed episodes.
Yet those hands will never pay anything.
So as I pray, Unlimited Leeching Works!

[Tumawa94]

I am the plastic of my miniature.
Paint is my body, and glue is my blood.
I have created over 1000 beings.
Not known to loss
Nor Known to shoot.
Have withstood pain to create many servants.
Yet, these hands will never annihilate anything
So, as I pray.
Unlimited WAAAGH!!
(for those who are completetly lost, this is from the orks of warhammer 40,000 universe)

[FiQ5149]

Created it on a whim~

I'm the user of Facebook.
Status is my body, and
Chat is my blood.
I have posted over a thousand post. (really?)
Unknown to Myspace,
Nor known to Twitter.
Have withstood pain to create many status.
Yet, those status will never have any likes.
So, as I pray..

Unlimited Facebook Works!