Show us your best cheezy lines!

[Rylsouske]

~Are you a keyboard? Coz you're my type.~
~If I can arrange the alphabet, I'll put U and I together.~

[Kobowo]

as for dota

miss are you jahrakal? cuz whenever you get close to me my heart stops almost all the time :))) kinda corny though >.<

[Rasen Oh]

My name is _____, but you can call me later

for the pokemon geeks (though I guess it could extend to other games as well)
do you have a paralyze heal, because your looks stun me.

[OVirus53]

On a keyboard, I saw that U and I are together. Then I looked below it and saw JK.

[Kobowo]

@rasen lolz on the pokemon one

Miss are you an arc reactor? cuz I wouldnt last if you arent in my heart :D sooo coool I just saw this in the net

[jekka]

Are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see

[bgurlforu]

if i coulld rearrange the alphabet i would put u n i together

will u be the mac to my chesse


b: ive been to hawaii
g: omg wwhich island
b: come-on-i-wanna-lai-ya
g: i find you digusting
b: just as long as you found me

[silentscream]

First, motion at a girl to come over by the typical 1 finger flex move (ya know?)
then, once she comes over and asks what you want say :

"not alot really, i just wanted to know if you'd come when your fingered"

[darkpoetry]

Geekest line ever:

"Can I be your derivative so that I can lay tangent to your curves?"

[hypergirl18]

here's mine
would you pls stop finding my heart cuz my heart is really you