[Game]Crush Everyone else's Dreams and Hopes ITT

[Qualtz]

granted, but north and south pole is still melting.

i wish for faster net.

[aznkido92]

You had a faster net but then it crashed

i wish to ride a bike down a hill

[Tebit]

granted but u could not handle the bike and got injured
i wish i could get a residence in japan

[imuya]

granted but you got arrested in there and the penalty was to never ever go back to japan.

i wish to eat ice cream right now.

[Tebit]

granted but the ice cream melted before it touch ur mouth
i want to eat ramen right now.....

[imuya]

granted but the weather suddenly turned hot that you lost your appetite to eat ramen and wants to eat cold instead.

i wish the sky is always orange.

[Ragnarok]

wish granted but you got bored of it after a while

I wish for a cute female maid servant

[imuya]

granted but it turns out that she was a he.

i wish the world was flat.

[Ragnarok]

hey! I wished for a female maid!

...wish granted, now you're flat too

I wish for justice!

[imuya]

and that's why the name of this game was crush everyone else's dreams and hopes

granted but justice hates you so it didn't give you a justice.

i wish to grow tall.

[Ragnarok]

yeah but you're supposed to grant my wish first and then crush it... ( ._.)

wish granted, now everyone calls you a freak

I wish for pants

[imuya]

yeah you're right i didn't grant it. Then i'll change it.

granted but your maid eloped with your father.

pants. you're talking about jeans right? and not panties?

granted but it got ripped after you used it.

i wish to have my own manga library.

[Ragnarok]

wish granted but then it was on fire

I wish for white tulips

[imuya]

granted but it withered after you stared at it.

i wish to have a real death note.

[Ragnarok]

wish granted but it had your name in it

I wish for a glass of cold water

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, I get a glass of H2O and you have a glass of H2Otoo

I wish for some tissue paper

[Ragnarok]

wish granted but I used it first to wipe my... sweat

I wish for a database error

[Major Zero]

Granted But Your Computer Froze

I Wish I Could Watch 10 One Piece Episodes A Day

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, you watch 10 episodes of One piece every day, but you can no longer watch any other anime

I wish I could put life on easy mode

[Juuri]

Your wish is granted but as you look for that mode the neighbour next door stole it from you.


I wish for ice tea please