" An Oath to your Most Amazing Retarded Friend… "
byon 02-07-2011 at 06:43 AM (400 Views)
1. When you’re sad, I will jump on the person who made you Sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!
2. When you’re blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you’re scared, we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you’re worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining ya’ big baby!
6. When you’re confused, I will use little words.
7. When you’re sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will pick you up and dust you off-AFTER I laugh my butt off!
This is my oath; I pledge it to the end. “Why?” you may ask-because you are my friend!