Jokes

[Ichiko]

Anybody got a good joke?
Any types of jokes:
Blonde jokes
School jokes
Family jokes
Animal jokes
Office jokes, you name it
It's just for fun, to make people laugh.
i'll start

'A blonde made a call to a long distance operator:
Blonde:Could you please tell me the time t=difference between Taipei and Las vegas?
Operator:Just a minute....
Blonde:thank you. An with that she hung up

[Enma Ai]

A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sp__m
count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this
jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."

The next day the 75 year old man reappears at the doctor's
office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty
as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains,
"Well, doc, it's like this, first I tried with my right
hand, but nothing happen.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing happen.Then I
asked my wife for help.She tried with her right hand. but
nothing came out. Then her left, but nothing came out.She even tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and
still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and she
tried with both hands, and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried we
couldn't get the DARN jar open!"