KIll the ant game

[KhenLee202]

So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves.
Example:

Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies

Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The ant is thrown in the ocean.

Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.

And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.

A anteater eats the ant.

[Qualtz]

The anteater fell on a cliff and pukes the ant out to the running river.

[KhenLee202]

a bird catch the ant and brings it to her nest

[Enma Ai]

the ant didn't taste good so the bird threw it away

[FiQ5149]

as the ant fall, heavy rain storm come

[KhenLee202]

the ant was able to ride a leaf!

[KhenLee202]

the ant was so happy, but he didnt see the waterfall coming

[Biak911]

The leaf fell in the waterfall, but luckily the ant jumped out in time.

[KhenLee202]

he jumped back at the anteater who was taking a drink

[Qualtz]

The anteater ate the ant and was eaten by a lion.

[DwinLylthx]

And the Lion Got Choked then the Ant Went out and a Monkey Threw it Up to the Outer Space.

[Shiro]

The ant met Neil Armstrong and hitched a ride back to earth only to get burned by a magnifying glass

[Qualtz]

The Ant God revives the ant and was stomped by an elephant.

[Hidekiyuki]

then the ant got buried in soil and got eaten by a worm

[KhenLee202]

the ant drank a reviving potion and move to iceland

[HomieBwaha]

The ant never really existed.

/Thread, I win.

[KhenLee202]

but God created the ant on the 3rd day

[KhenLee202]

then again the ant got eaten by the ant eater

[Qualtz]

The ant exists in everyone's mind.

[HomieBwaha]

The ant is a lie. GlaDos is trying to kill you.

[KhenLee202]

the ant killed glados

[HomieBwaha]

The ant can't kill GlaDos if the ant never existed! >:O

Admit defeat like a man!

[DwinLylthx]

The ant was Revived then the Aliens Eats the ant.

[Qualtz]

Still, The ant is still alive and running inside the alien's stomach.

[KhenLee202]

the aliens become the ant, the ant exist because god created the ant on the 3rd day

[Qualtz]

The ant was eaten by god on the 4th day.

[KhenLee202]

but the ants wife is pregnant and gave birth to another ant, the reincarnation of the ant

[KhenLee202]

and was stepped on by Homiebwahaha

[Qualtz]

which was eaten by the Ant Hero.

[KhenLee202]

which was eaten by another anteater

[Qualtz]

The anteater died from old age, out comes the ant.

[KhenLee202]

the ant is also old

but jack sparrow came and brought the ant to his journey, the fountain of youth

[Qualtz]

The ant doesn't have any bone so he disappeared after coming in contact with the moonlight.

[KhenLee202]

but the ant reappeared after being save by hellokity and brought him to japan

[Qualtz]

The ant got stuck on a pudding and was eaten by a rotten dog.

[kimono031]

The rotten dog died when it met chuck norris - just in time before the ant disintegrated in the dog's stomach.

[Qualtz]

the ant disintegrated either way.

[kimono031]

Yes, disintegrated and was reborn into an ant again.

[Qualtz]

and was thrown to the sun.

[KhenLee202]

but then there is an eclipse and the ant landed on the moon instead

[kimono031]

Where the ant suffered from oxygen deprivation.

[Qualtz]

there was no air and the ant dies.

[KhenLee202]

but the ant found neil armstrong and brought the ant back to earth, hmm seems familiar

[Qualtz]

deja vu perhaps?

neil armstrong died midway due to spacestroke, the ant is now fluttering about.

[KhenLee202]

the ant was hit by a spaceship going to the earth, so now the ant is now back on earth

[Qualtz]

The ant was burnt so badly it's relatives didn't recognized its corpse.

[KhenLee202]

the ant didnt die and got plastic surgery and become a victoria's secret fashion model

[Qualtz]

the ant was stepped on by the other models.

[KhenLee202]

but the ant was able to survive and continue walking

[Ragnarok]

while walking the ant was observing panties from below when it suddenly fell and got tangled in a spider's web

[Qualtz]

The spider eats the ant and excretes it's remains.

[KhenLee202]

its remains regenerates forming another ant

[Qualtz]

and was sent to a black hole.

[DwinLylthx]

Then the Ant Revives to an another Dimension and Got Eaten by a Creepy Weirdo Ugly Creature.

[Qualtz]

the ant was digested and no trace was found.

[DwinLylthx]

They didn't knew that the ant was Teleported to Jupiter then the Ant was Cooked my an Monkey Alien and ate it.

[Qualtz]

the ant got released from the monkey's butt and dies from a horrible cancer.

[DwinLylthx]

Then god gave the ant a Second Life, Then the ant was killed by a nepenthes albomarginata Plant(A Pitcher plant that eats ants and termites).

[Qualtz]

the plant was eaten by a bigger ant and out comes the ant.

[knipyoko]

A frog found the ant and ate it

[robin123]

Then suddenly a superhighlydeadly scientist came to get the frog and disect it into his labratory....that the ant ran away towards the door....

[Qualtz]

got stepped on by hundreds of students of the scientist, the ant is flat-dead.

[blackXgurl]

ant get aegis of immortal from ROSHAN ., so it resurrected.,,.^^
and the ant got a heart arrest it can't believing it's alive .,.,.

[Qualtz]

got stepped on by another wave of students and died miserably.

[DwinLylthx]

And a Good Samaritan brought the ant to a Genius Veterinarian then the Ant continued his Adventure but the ant was shot by an 45 caliber gun and a Rocket Launcher. There are no Traces Left even Dusts.

[robdavy]

and the bird eat the ant

[DwinLylthx]

and the bird didn't chew the ant and it goes out of the bird alive and the Ant was Killed by a Serial Killer.

[Qualtz]

the ant went to hell and was burned for all eternity.

[DwinLylthx]

Then god took the Ant from the hell to heaven then the Angels killed and tortured the Ant. :3

[pooghost]

But that was just a shadow clone. The ant is still in hell!

[nekolove]

and the ant now ish burning in HELL :D~

[pooghost]

But in truth it was just the ant taking an overdose of heroin, and is now dying!

[nekolove]

but it was just an illusion ~ because the ant was revive by the super mega doctor scientist

[pooghost]

But that was just an illusion created by the cocain the ant just ate, and now the ant is really going to die once and for all!

[Qualtz]

yet the ant didn't die but was stepped on again and again.

[DwinLylthx]

But they didn't knew that the ant already escaped and went to the jungle and was eaten by a gorilla.

[Ragnarok]

The ant wasn't eaten, it escaped before the gorilla could close his mouth and jumped off into a spider web... of doom.

[Qualtz]

the "spiderweb" was actually just ogre snot and the ant escaped just in time for another ant to eat the first one.

[DwinLylthx]

But they didn't knew that "that" ant was fake and the real ant was buried alive and died because it was out of oxygen. XD (I hope that works. XD)

[Naruhina101]

but then someone searches for the ant and revive it... and the ant was revive..

[DwinLylthx]

but you didn't said that it died?

so, the ant did by being swallowed by and dinosaur.

[Qualtz]

the dinasour was sick and vomited the ant out.

[knipyoko]

the ant got poisoned and died

[DwinLylthx]

The plant was given another life, yet the plant was burned.

[Qualtz]

the ant ate the dead plant and grew larger than before.

[RogueArch]

And i assume that it grew so large that it crushed itself under it's own weight and died?

Well, the large ant was sent into orbit so that gravity wouldnt kill it...
... but subsequently it ran out of air and died.

[Ragnarok]

Then an alien picked it up and did some experiments on his body, he turned the ant into a cyborg but unfortunately it run out of energy and died again.

[blonde]

...but A little kid thought the cyborg ant was a torch and put batteries in it. The ant then died of a stroke....

[Qualtz]

the ant god revive the ant but was taken by the ant demon.

[Enma Ai]

a brave hero save the ant from the ant demon

the ant was squashed by some retard walking on the boulevard