Facts and Lies Gakuen

[Shinkirou]

Yeah, you read it right.

Share information you know here...
It may be a known FACT or a dreaded LIE...
And see if anyone will believe you. :D

So this is a school teaching both facts and lies.

If you're going to say a lie, though, make it sound as a "fact", so it'd be more interesting.

Get your creative juices pumping!

[jadeliciousdk]

The chicken came before the egg

[Shinkirou]

The first entry!

Oh now, that's a very debatable matter jade has brought us.

If there was no chicken, there'd be no egg.

But if there was no egg, a chicken cannot be born.

Hmmm.

[koedt]

The first entry!

Oh now, that's a very debatable matter jade has brought us.

If there was no chicken, there'd be no egg.

But if there was no egg, a chicken cannot be born.

Hmmm.

Could just be natural selection.

Just like how we humans evolved from monkeys or chimps.

[bootwhistle]

Hmm, by way of reproduction in general the animal that laid the first chicken egg would have to exist in the first place so the egg could be laid. Ergo the 'chicken' would have had to come first.
Unless the mutation of said animal was only passed onto it's offspring in which case the egg laid would technically be the first 'chicken', so it really can be either way. Though personally I think they both came into existence about the same time from two separate sources and then merged to form Ultra-chicken.
The powerful Ultra-chicken went on a rampage killing off the dinosaurs, some survived by adapting feathers to mimic the Ultra-chicken and thereby escape it's wrath creating most of the bird species we see today.
Fortunately Ultra-chicken was taken out by a meteorite before it could wipe out the few surviving species, though not before laying eggs that resulted in dangerous yet smaller versions of Ultra-chicken.... uhm anyway...

"Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig"

Not that I've had direct experience with such, but as an analogy have been through many similar experiences.

[Shinkirou]

LOL, nice post... XD

That justifies natural selection... Nyahaha.

[DoubleZeta]

Fact: Most household germs are in the kitchen.

Lies: Lysol disinfectant removes 99.9% of most household germs.


Fact: Colgate 360 is a toothbrush.

Lies: Cleans teeth, mouth, gums and tongue for an all around 360 clean.

[hokeymon]

Your cellphone is dirtier than your toilet sit ??? Lol I haven't proven it yet.

Saying: Fast food, oily foods, high sugar foods are bad for your health
Fact: There is no such thing as bad food for the body, only bad diet.

Saying: Eating brain foods like nuts and vegetables make you smarter.
Fact: Lol, no. Not technically. It only helps you think straight, not smarter. Studying help you become smarter. So don't eat a bag of peanuts before exams. It'll only make you fat and increase cholesterol. XD

[zevlag21]

Pigs can't look in the sky =_= and yes "your" cellphone is dirtier than "your" toilet