Action Narration Game

[Pattehfilipino]

lol I don't Know... this came to me right before I was about to sleep.... which led to no sleep >,<

I don't know how this will go though ... ><

Okay. Just the point of this game is just to make a good fight....
By that I mean, narrate a fight between two characters.
For the sake of simplicity, the two characters will be reffered to as 1 and 2
(for now i guess... hahah ^__^)
Each post must only consist of 1 action.
example :

1- jump to your left.

The single action can be described in any number of words. It can be as specific as you want... or as simple as example given above. OK! The setting is a 3 story house. (you guys can make up rooms as it goes) 1 is sitting on the first floor in a living room type area, on a couch. 2 is outside the house.

2- Break into the living room by jumping through the window.. landing in style ^_^

Please try to not double post. >_<

[solidoxygen]

1 looks up from the steaming cup of ramen he was eating and tenses...

[SquishyNinja]

2 takes the cup of ramen and eats the rest of it

[Pattehfilipino]

1- in shock of the sudden loss of his ramen, on impulse sends his fist towards the face of 2

><

[solidoxygen]

With a shout, 2 whips out his blade-on-a-chain, jumps back and waits for 1's next move...

[Pattehfilipino]

1- realizing that a simple punch would not work against this man, nor would it fill the hole left in his heart/stomach from the lost ramen, decides to also brandish his weapon and jump back a step.

[Njaaks]

1 draws hes katana and they stare into each others eyes

[jadeliciousdk]

2. Whirls his blade-on-a-chain violently around in the air and takes an offensive combat pose

[alrius2000]

1 suddenly throws a barrage of kunai

[Pattehfilipino]

2- In a single swift movement switches to a defensive pose, deflects all the kunai, and sends his chain blade towards 1.

[kuyah]

1- Charges at 2 and knocks chain blade away with katana.

[bootwhistle]

2 Laughs and goes super saiyan

[alrius2000]

1 had a smirk and suddenly turned into SAGE mode

[avich]

2 - Raises his hands and call all people in the earth to give him energy to create the energy ball

(I really want to see this made into an anime =D )

[KeiichiMamoru]

1- used his SAGE powers to enchant fire element on his katana

[OrenjiBlue]

2 - finishes creating huge energy ball(spirit bomb-desu?) and releases it at 1

[Pattehfilipino]

2 - completely obliterates 1 while laughing.
.................................................. .................
Realizing that this was waaaaaaaaaaaaay too easy. He realizes that he was caught in an illusion created by 1 !!

(also... lol I can't believe how the 3 story house still stands >_<)

[xiety]

but 2 doesnt notice 1 has hidden power to be released

[Pattehfilipino]

while 2 is still stuck in the illusion 1 runs into the next room over (which still exists >< ) ....

[solidoxygen]

Meanwhile: a glow forms where 2 was obliterated...the hair on 1's neck rise as he stares into the now excruciatingly bright orb. What could be happening?

[Pattehfilipino]

1- decides that he shouldnt be around that thing very long... he moves from the kitchen which he stepped into before... into the next room down...

[skywalk3r]

2- is now levitating. (he's lazy) With a killing intent, he summoned the excalibur. He followed 1 while grinning and holding it's sword.

[solidoxygen]

Drunk with power and destroying the surrounding structure with his amazingly sharp and powerful Excalibur carelessly, he follows the seemingly escaping 1, but 1 is waiting for 2...

[Pattehfilipino]

1- sits around the next corner.... flaming katana in hand....with a chant just finished.

[skywalk3r]

2- said, "it's futile." excalibur (on it's right hand) became invisible. 2 sways his invisible sword with a powerful cleave. everything's been shattered by its power, while holding a shield-like shealth.

[solidoxygen]

unfazed, 1 goes for a head on attack. His incredible skill allows him to sense the heavy excalibur's movements through the air. He presses on with his attack...

[Njaaks]

1 attack goes through, the flaming katana pierses 2 body... and in that moment the 2 turns into smoke and 1 realises that it was only a kage bunshin

[Pattehfilipino]

with movement at the corner of his eyes 1 throws his katana to the right at what surely must be the actual location of 2

[xiety]

but 1 doesnt know that 1 is already trapped by 2's illusion trap set up before the fight began

[Njaaks]

1 sees hes feet just vanishing and realises that its an illusion

[xiety]

2 counter it by suppressing 2's spirit power

*sorry cant use chakra for legal matters >.<" tehee*

[Pattehfilipino]

1 focuses very deeply while standing completely still

[solidoxygen]

this is turning into naruto -_-'

but 1's focusing was to no avail! 2 is too quick and strikes a wound into 1's side before he can even detect his presence!!!

"Urgh, you managed to get me," growls 1

He pulls out a cell phone and escapes from the building.

[Njaaks]

2 is like wtf?? whered he go?

[Pattehfilipino]

2 confusedly runs out after 1

[Njaaks]

1 escape didnt go as planned, couse 2 catshes up with him

[Pattehfilipino]

1 is completely focused on getting to somewhere specific... but 2 decides to close the distance with a burst of speed.... at his fastest he once again takes out his blade-on-a-chain and swings it in a wide arc from his right side towards 1.

[ranmachua]

2 suddenly loses interests and decides to go watch loli bishoujo animes on TV

[solidoxygen]

1 doesn't like LOLI and esplodes the TV with his explosive boots >:O

[skywalk3r]

2 - is a jerk so he decided to change it's channel into extremely ecchi animes.

[ranmachua]

1 pulls the TV plug and decides for them to go read yaoi manga

[Njaaks]

1 likes yuri, so he rips the manga in shreds and the battle can once again continue