chain story

[scasia]

on a girl

(adding some text)

[xiety]

named Otoha from

[alrius2000]

the land of

[Njaaks]

the rising sun

[siomaiking]

where they meet

[scasia]

and looking for

[langging]

the otaku goddess

[alrius2000]

who wear a

[Njaaks]

Borat like bikinis

[Neite]

-__- Njaaks... come on now.

that were still

[Njaaks]

:D whats wrong with borats bikinis:D:D

[siomaiking]

from the 70's...

[ranmachua]

suddenly came loose

[lankrie]

and get naked

[siomaiking]

and the crowd...

[Njaaks]

went all crazy

[ranmachua]

their heads exploded

[marinne14]

like firecrackers and

[nicocasti]

happily went to....

[Njaaks]

the disneyland with

[SquishyNinja]

the silly monkey

[marinne14]

jumps and start

[nicocasti]

to dance while...

[marinne14]

holding something that's

[nicocasti]

warm and hard

[Njaaks]

and yet so

[Skoibi]

he doesn't drop

[gooms]

into something that

[marinne14]

will make him

[ranmachua]

drop his pants

[digi0009]

Story till now.....................

He took them to the bookstore where he sleeps and then roof and said you copy and paste so that everyone will have this cool new universal car key. He sold his mangas and bought ice cream and pizza to cool down his girlfriend's head and begun to scream like mad. Mutants that cos-playing some random animes were also present and they were having a good time with the Otaku-Streamers and they went to the anime-con which was 2 days away to meet more sleeping otaku with a dead llama who was actually a sleepless otaku who drinks coffee in order to keep watching anime without even thinking that they have good buddies who are sleeping.

In their dreams they share all their blankets to stay warm and cozy till the night sky shines with millions of stars and one moon while they watch the television and read manga simultaneously, always coming to total agreement on everything they read/watch came to watch.

Having weird shape, jelly like thing is a total new thing to have for an otaku to get a new story to somebody else and throws something as a curve-ball to the room

In the shower, where another otaku is sleeping without accessories in their tiny, tiny bag and thinking about anime to watch while doing some chores for the crazy old lady that lives on the second floor of the otaku's stockroom and good food be eaten.
He goes out and finally realizes that he has a big crush on a girl named Otoha from the land of the rising sun where they meet and looking for the otaku goddess who wear a borat like bikinis that were still from the 70's suddenly came loose and get naked and the crowd went all crazy their heads exploded like firecrackers and happily went to the disneyland with the silly monkey jumps and starts to dance while holding something that's warm and hard and yet so he doesn't drop into something that will make him drop his pants . And the girl

[Njaaks]

heh... doesnt make any sence... ppl dont read the previous posts

[Exsistinhell]

okay this whole story is messed up from the beginning to the end

[vivien]

the story is funny!!!!! hahahaha

........................................

dance with the

[ranmachua]

cosplaying freaky otaku

[vivien]

suddenly jumps into

[ranmachua]

hatsune miku's arms

[crazyneil]

cheeseburgers coz Carbs

[ranmachua]

to fart loudly

[adampeach]

at the movies



http://otaku-streamers.com/os_signature.php?id=2253 (http://otaku-streamers.com)

[CloverLeaf]

back and is holding a

[Njaaks]

echhi manga named


http://otaku-streamers.net/os_signature.php?id=3240 (http://otaku-streamers.net)

[ranmachua]

Hentai Yaro Tachi

[kittykatgirl21349]

and slaps you

[ranmachua]

with a book

[DarkPrinceKnight]

the size of

[jhai0603]

a bike wheel

[DarkPrinceKnight]

cought on fire

[jhai0603]

and continuously burning

[Ephenyan]

and eats the

[jhai0603]

rabbits on the

[kimu07]

cage with some...

[DarkPrinceKnight]

monkey's above the...

[jhai0603]

sea which is

[DarkPrinceKnight]

a poster in

[kaifox]

my room near

[Rylsouske]

the evangelion toy

[vaporeon200]

which i used

[SoulTaku]

to brag about

[lemonsquare]

with my friends...

[Tippeddoor]

But only when...

[kimu07]

its a toy ..

[ranmachua]

that moves sideways

[xiety]

The Sleeping Otaku <---- Title of the story

Previous Story
Once upon a time when I'm in the toilet to do some cleaning in the kitchen with a power sander strapped with all ease, then suddenly someone crashed through my front door screaming while holding a baseball bat and begged me to play with him in my bedroom. I couldn't resist but little did affect me, then pushed me in and began to make me drink apple juice that he made for his party which was taking place at Otaku-streamers but nobody came.

He started crying and rolling on and on. Then I felt pain. Then his friend out of nowhere came to me screaming in my eardrums; and there he goes with his hands on that big shotgun that bombs fart.

I realized drugs was on my kitchen which he had obviously taken before eating the tasty snack from Pizza Hut and Mcdonalds. I go for a super trans-fatty meal. Then my friends tried to stop my indigestion from taking over the whole wide world.

A joke from his fat arse wobbled out and feel sick eating gummy bears that burst into a beautiful butterfly that roof with a beautiful long antennae. Then a collector with a gun shot my head. I see many dead people that came back to umbrella headquarter corp.

Then everyone tried to kill otakus and raep lolis with a pot; and here comes a Chuck Norris can kill maniacs with a chainsaw wearing jason's mask and pajamas strikes an innocent little dog named kitty that bites the leg of xiety's beautiful leg kitty ran away into Haruhi's arms to look for some ice cream to share with Konata and Kagami while Konata poking something In Kagami's shoulder so that Kagame won't fall iinnnntoooo thhee cliff behind here where underworld awaits the reckoning of the dog-walker in Black Order HQ.

An organization where Allen Walker stays while he conducts research about Kagami's
choice of cheeseburger, but Kagami refuses to be part of the research and it's actually a top secret laboratory for aliens which spongebob is secretly trying to obtain the secret
that patrick cant even understand why he's a starfish.

The only thing can Patrick do is to be.... stupid all day, and eat his krabby patty deluxe
with cheese while spongebob is searching storage room for secret ingredients of
Pantasia Ja-pan#56 of meanwhile Michael Jackson dropped his nose and steps it while singing "Thriller" so that the zombies will dance nose doesn't hear Spongebob wonders why Michaels London concert Who's the midget?

Haruhi Suzumiya rocks the boat and dance hare yukai with a midget that steps on a giant.... french fries and happily went to mc donald and eat... people and some coconuts and apple and after that
the miget said Me still HUNGRYYYYYY!!! and of course he went and
He took them to the bookstore where he sleeps and then roof and said you copy and paste so that everyone will have this cool new universal car key. He sold his mangas and bought ice cream and pizza to cool down his girlfriend's head and begun to scream like mad. Mutants that cos-playing some random animes were also present and they were having a good time with the Otaku-Streamers and they went to the anime-con which was 2 days away to meet more sleeping otaku with a dead llama who was actually a sleepless otaku who drinks coffee in order to keep watching anime without even thinking that they have good buddies who are sleeping.

In their dreams they share all their blankets to stay warm and cozy till the night sky shines with millions of stars and one moon while they watch the television and read manga simultaneously, always coming to total agreement on everything they read/watch came to watch.

Having weird shape, jelly like thing is a total new thing to have for an otaku to get a new story to somebody else and throws something as a curve-ball to the room

In the shower, where another otaku is sleeping without accessories in their tiny, tiny bag and thinking about anime to watch while doing some chores for the crazy old lady that lives on the second floor of the otaku's stockroom and good food be eaten.
He goes out and finally realizes that he has a big crush on a girl named Otoha from the land of the rising sun where they meet and looking for the otaku goddess who wear a borat like bikinis that were still from the 70's suddenly came loose and get naked and the crowd went all crazy their heads exploded like firecrackers and happily went to the disneyland with the silly monkey jumps and starts to dance while holding something that's warm and hard and yet so he doesn't drop into something that will make him drop his pants .


And the girl dance with the cosplaying freaky otaku suddenly jumps into hatsune miku's arms cheeseburgers coz Carbs
to fart loudly at the movies back and is holding a echhi manga named Hentai Yaro Tachi and slaps you with a book the size of a bike wheel cought on fire and continuously burning and eats the rabbits on the cage with some.. monkey's above the... sea which is a poster in my room near the evangelion toy which i used to brag about with my friends... But only when... its a toy .. that moves sideways.

starts here
He begins his




Off Topic:
LIVE OUR OLD THREAD !! LIVE !! This is so sad last reply was Sept. 25, 2009

Well anyway this is a random story from the story before are the most gag story i ever see <---- Posted by senior members
The Most Funniest Story I Ever Read !!

[assasins]

Journey to space



Off topic..:
yeah i agree,this is the most funniest stories ever read too......it's a shame that nobody was reply this thread for 7 months......

[ZenNaari]

On A Suicide

BWAHAHAHAHA!! Never read anything funnier!!!

[xiety]

mission but failed.

[ZenNaari]

The rescue team

[xiety]

arrived without their

[pikel]

clothes on but

[xiety]

wearing undergarment named

[ZenNaari]

"!!!the rescue team!!!"

[sawanikuya]

He analyzed it then he found out...

[dothacked]

that it was

[ZenNaari]

(three words each)

some worthless burger

[lastshin]

so I want

[Grandioz]

to eat... PASTAAAAAA....!!!!

[xiety]

but the Italian

[lastshin]

said that he

[xiety]

forgot to put

[pawitzZkieE]

some cheese in

[ZenNaari]

the fish's membrane.

(I'm gonna post some random words to make it sound funny)

[lastshin]

and I had

[Sinclair]

to reheat it

[xiety]

in Spongebob's frying

[abess000]

the meat to

[Grandioz]

burn to crisp

[nannel24]

because he wants to

[pengu]

eat it crispy

[Sinclair]

and pour butter

[dothacked]

on the milk

[Sinclair]

but it tasted

[AHLoveGun]

awful and disgusting

[abess000]

like smelling a

[lastshin]

dog for the

[Sinclair]

charity booth yesterday

[RenegadeXD]

that has been

[lastshin]

in your care

[Sinclair]

but bites me

[ZenNaari]

and Paris Hilton.

[Sinclair]

came and claimed

[lastshin]

my one and

[Riou123]

only girl but

[ZenNaari]

she was TNT

[lastshin]

so I want

[qwertyuiop10]

her to be

[ZenNaari]

mine and mine only

[lastshin]

to have and huge...

[kyoyahostluv]

window and sang

[ZenNaari]

and she spits

[marinne14]

right into my

[atensox]

face then go

[mikitty]

outside to kill

[ziram210]

a cute kitty

[Snoozy19]

that tried to

[kimzs]

bite my feet

[p4pex33]

THE END !!!


haha

[kimzs]

killed my dog

[Cptkurke]

Then ate my

[vectorplate]

chocolate while walking

[katl91995]

down at the

[mikitty]

rooftop of my

[katl91995]

friends apartment when

[Somilge]

a dog howled

[katl91995]

and suddenly bite

[Somilge]

his own tail

[kail14]

After that she

[Cptkurke]

ate some pie

[mikitty]

with a spoon

[Snoozy19]

after that, decided

[waikinukas13]

to take a bath when

[jhai0603]

This has been going on forever, hasn't it? :O
Anyways,

"She suddenly slipped..."

[marinne14]

and i accidentally

[mikitty]

grabbed her from

[marinne14]

her soft delicate

[kail14]

Accidentally we had

[mlcdl]

look to each other

[marinne14]

while i grab

[kail14]

her hand and

[marinne14]

touch her smooth

[kail14]

skin and we

[marinne14]

start to warm

[SoulTaku]

up for the...

[Qualtz]

(even threads last year got revived)
festival that is...

[SoulTaku]

very stupid and...
_______________________________
lol... I'm seriously bored

[Qualtz]

very gloomy to

(Yeah, and which is why you've changed your avatar XD)

[SoulTaku]

destroy using a...

lol...

[Qualtz]

spoon and fork..

[SoulTaku]

with a very...

[Qualtz]

moldy and rusty...

[SoulTaku]

particles around the...

[Qualtz]

edges and its...

[SoulTaku]

very smelly and...

[Qualtz]

very sticky because...

[SoulTaku]

a pervert just...

[Qualtz]

came out of...

[masterbait55]

nowhere holding a

[Qualtz]

sticky tissue paper...

[Onepiece4eve]

... crying a river

[Qualtz]

and possibly eating..

[Ragnarok]

eagerly his nails

[FiQ5149]

without knowing that

[Ragnarok]

trolls lurk in

[Qualtz]

because he is...

[Biak911]

A blind man

[FiQ5149]

and troll magnet

[Qualtz]

and love FiQ

[FiQ5149]

also Qualtz too

[Biak911]

Loves little boys...

[Qualtz]

which was biak.

[SoulTaku]

that is why...

[WiwoYuioDesu]

I always see..

[SoulTaku]

giant cats destroying...

[Agito]

our giant house

[SoulTaku]

using a giant...

[dynastar1080]

. My mother then

[SoulTaku]

activated the secret

[JanaTaku]

base and she...

[SoulTaku]

took out the

[Qualtz]

super secret weapon...

[SoulTaku]

which is the

[Qualtz]

super secret secret...

[Biak911]

secret house weapon

[Qualtz]

(an unexpected person posts ._.)
that could destroy...

[SoulTaku]

the super special...

[Qualtz]

special rice cake...

[SoulTaku]

with a little

[JanaTaku]

super secret special...

[CythilVen]

ingredients that could..

[JanaTaku]

kill the super...

[Ragnarok]

duper uber epic...

[Qualtz]

chain story thingie...

[SoulTaku]

with the epic...

[Qualtz]

super awesome gadget...

[jeiru01]

That he used

[CythilVen]

duper ubber round..

[Biak911]

So that he...

[WiwoYuioDesu]

could always be

[Qualtz]

super duper awesome.

[SoulTaku]

.Three years later

[Qualtz]

,General duck goose

[Ragnarok]

became fried goose

[Qualtz]

after being defeated...

[Ragnarok]

by a microwave

[Qualtz]

that was used...

[Ragnarok]

in world war

[Qualtz]

two thousand years...

[SoulTaku]

after the grand

[WiwoYuioDesu]

yellow banana festival

[SoulTaku]

where monkey terrorists...

[Qualtz]

pillage bananas everywhere.

[SoulTaku]

. 2000 years later,

[Qualtz]

a band of...

[SoulTaku]

brothers went to...

[DwinLylthx]

the otaku world..

[SoulTaku]

where they realized...

[Qualtz]

they have no...

[DwinLylthx]

food to eat..

[Qualtz]

to survive the...

[SoulTaku]

three minute starvation

[Qualtz]

as well as...

[SoulTaku]

the greatest point

[Qualtz]

to which they...

[WiwoYuioDesu]

arrived at Onsen

[SoulTaku]

where an alien

[Qualtz]

suddenly fell from...

[SoulTaku]

the sky where

[Qualtz]

the band of...

[SoulTaku]

brothers turned into

[Qualtz]

a cute and...

[SoulTaku]

fuzzy chibi lovers

[Qualtz]

that hugs anyone...

[SoulTaku]

who loves anime

[Qualtz]

and manga as...

[Provocate]

well. The poop...

[Qualtz]

was flying again

[Enma Ai]

towards the otaku

[Hidekiyuki]

Then he died, the end.
:omg:(thats it?)

Just Kidding, ...then he said the S word...

[Qualtz]

(well, that was one hell of a chain break)

as it flew..

[WiwoYuioDesu]

over our heads

[Provocate]

and into her

[Qualtz]

lap it dumped

[Hidekiyuki]

then she said the F word, then Gundams came flying to their place

[SoulTaku]

where lelouch was

[DwinLylthx]

using geass on

[SoulTaku]

a gay couple...

[Enma Ai]

making out on (LOL)

[Hidekiyuki]

Then they got a gay baby...

[DwinLylthx]

Then the gay..

[SoulTaku]

person got a...