View Full Version : Has any Ecchi moment happen to you?
Bindu1000
01-03-2009, 10:34 AM
Just that - share your moments.:32: I will tell you mine if anyone even bothers to read this thread ... ha ha!!
avich
01-03-2009, 12:29 PM
I tend not to think about it, just makes me depress. haha
Bindu1000
01-04-2009, 01:03 AM
Ok then will go ahead and tell you mine. My dog jumped on me one day and cuased a deep scratch on my upper thigh, so since I had to rush for a meeting, I put on a band aid and left. However by the time I had got there, the band aid had twisted and it was hurting even more. When I got to the destination and got into the lift and realised I was alone, I lifted my skirt, right up to my waist and pulled the band aif of and then when I looked up realised I was on camera.
When I got off the lift - I rushed by the security who were having a good laugh. I almost died of embarrassment
avich
01-04-2009, 04:04 AM
Haha, I can imagine it as an anime scene. XD Wish I could say something like:
Well mine was when I was going out while taking a shower, I had this habit of drying my hair while going out the bathroom before covering myself. As I went out, I didn't notice a girl who I had a crush on was outside, face all red. Yep that's my ecchi moment.
But nope, nothing happened to me like that. haha
karinchama
01-04-2009, 04:25 AM
hahaha.. those moments you guys saying are soo embarrassing..
but to me.. nope.. i dont think i had an ecchi moment before.. wahaha..
but thinking about it is worrying me.. :19:
Bindu1000
01-04-2009, 07:04 AM
Really? No ecchi moments? Lucky you. The one I gave was the worst but have these tupe of things happening all the time to me ... I think I attract them:o
avich
01-04-2009, 07:16 AM
The person who is with you all the time is a lucky guy.
Bouzzy
01-05-2009, 02:45 AM
OMgosh!! as soon as i read the topic.. a horrible memory popped up...
It happened when i was in my Biology class, it was 'free time' and i had just finish playing a card game with a few of my friends, anyways i leaned back against my seat and stretched out my arms horizontally instead of well, UP! and my left arm was stopped abruptly against something...... so i look and to my horror it was on my classmates ... Crotch!!@!@ and the worse part is that we just stayed like that for a good 5 seconds staring at each other.. with my hand still on his part................
This is me : http://www.laymark.com/i/o/69.gif frozen with Shock (which is why i believe i left my hand there for what felt like eternity)
This is Him: http://www.anikaos.com/040-onion_msn_smilies/onion_gifs_emoticons/onion_gifs_emoticons-08.gif
and ever since then, whenever i see that guy, he always covers up his 'area' to tease me about it... -__-"
avich
01-05-2009, 05:41 AM
OMgosh!! as soon as i read the topic.. a horrible memory popped up...
It happened when i was in my Biology class, it was 'free time' and i had just finish playing a card game with a few of my friends, anyways i leaned back against my seat and stretched out my arms horizontally instead of well, UP! and my left arm was stopped abruptly against something...... so i look and to my horror it was on my classmates ... Crotch!!@!@ and the worse part is that we just stayed like that for a good 5 seconds staring at each other.. with my hand still on his part................
This is me : http://www.laymark.com/i/o/69.gif frozen with Shock (which is why i believe i left my hand there for what felt like eternity)
This is Him: http://www.anikaos.com/040-onion_msn_smilies/onion_gifs_emoticons/onion_gifs_emoticons-08.gif
and ever since then, whenever i see that guy, he always covers up his 'area' to tease me about it... -__-"
For a full five seconds? oh my god. haha
Bindu1000
01-05-2009, 06:18 AM
OMgosh!! as soon as i read the topic.. a horrible memory popped up...
It happened when i was in my Biology class, it was 'free time' and i had just finish playing a card game with a few of my friends, anyways i leaned back against my seat and stretched out my arms horizontally instead of well, UP! and my left arm was stopped abruptly against something...... so i look and to my horror it was on my classmates ... Crotch!!@!@ and the worse part is that we just stayed like that for a good 5 seconds staring at each other.. with my hand still on his part................
This is me : http://www.laymark.com/i/o/69.gif frozen with Shock (which is why i believe i left my hand there for what felt like eternity)
This is Him: http://www.anikaos.com/040-onion_msn_smilies/onion_gifs_emoticons/onion_gifs_emoticons-08.gif
and ever since then, whenever i see that guy, he always covers up his 'area' to tease me about it... -__-"
Haha ... that was so funny - I laughed so hard I started coughing and almost got choked!!!
Bindu1000
01-05-2009, 06:45 AM
The person who is with you all the time is a lucky guy.
I dont think they agree :1: The last time I flew with my 'then' BF, we flew to SFO and the person who was to pick us up was late and so I sort of sat on my suitcase and of course, lost my balance, toppled over and totally ripped my pants open at the back - from the crotch all the to the waistline. I was so grateful it was ccold and we had jackets so I could wrap my jacket around my waist!!! needless to say my BF was embarrassed and totally pissed off with me and that relationship didnt last much longer :12:
avich
01-05-2009, 09:00 AM
wow, what a jerk.
Cho Hakkai
01-09-2009, 05:35 AM
Hmm ecchi moments.... Well i have lots but they aren't very PG-13 heheheheh they are more XXX hahahaha
Ok im hinting the facts "GF + ME + My locked Room = ???"
Bindu1000
01-09-2009, 05:58 AM
C'mon ... there must be something that happened to you that was extremely embarrassing - or at least a teeny bit embarrassing?
avich
01-09-2009, 06:06 AM
@hakkai
lol thats not ecchi, thats hentai moments
digi0009
01-09-2009, 06:07 AM
i don't really remember many, i once fell on top of a girl when riding a bus, had to apologize for that, then i do remember i used to have this perverted girl sitting with me at school...... Once i accidently bumped into this one girl while playing football, another time i got pushed by my friend n got my hand over a girl's you know, such stuff happens a lot.......
Cho Hakkai
01-09-2009, 06:19 AM
Welll... Yeah it is a hentai moment hehehehe well for ecchi i think would be that time we had a presentation at school and a classmate was supposed to sing and play the guitar but since there aren't much mic stands my work was to hold the mic near the guitar (human micstand) lol i was so embarrased cause people didnt know that that was my job and the singer even called me over using the mic hahaha
Bindu1000
01-09-2009, 06:51 AM
@hakkai
lol thats not ecchi, thats hentai moments
I think the guy just wants us to know he has an interesting life LOL:32:
Cho Hakkai
01-09-2009, 07:07 AM
Hahaha if by means of interesting you mean boring lol
avich
01-09-2009, 08:36 AM
Welll... Yeah it is a hentai moment hehehehe well for ecchi i think would be that time we had a presentation at school and a classmate was supposed to sing and play the guitar but since there aren't much mic stands my work was to hold the mic near the guitar (human micstand) lol i was so embarrased cause people didnt know that that was my job and the singer even called me over using the mic hahaha
Thats not ecchi >.<
WildEyck
01-09-2009, 09:48 AM
OMgosh!! as soon as i read the topic.. a horrible memory popped up...
It happened when i was in my Biology class, it was 'free time' and i had just finish playing a card game with a few of my friends, anyways i leaned back against my seat and stretched out my arms horizontally instead of well, UP! and my left arm was stopped abruptly against something...... so i look and to my horror it was on my classmates ... Crotch!!@!@ and the worse part is that we just stayed like that for a good 5 seconds staring at each other.. with my hand still on his part................
This is me : http://www.laymark.com/i/o/69.gif frozen with Shock (which is why i believe i left my hand there for what felt like eternity)
This is Him: http://www.anikaos.com/040-onion_msn_smilies/onion_gifs_emoticons/onion_gifs_emoticons-08.gif
and ever since then, whenever i see that guy, he always covers up his 'area' to tease me about it... -__-"
5 seconds, must be the longest five seconds your classmates life :54:
Bindu1000
01-09-2009, 10:01 AM
That depends on his preference ... could well have been the shortest 5 mins too!!!
digi0009
01-10-2009, 08:03 AM
5 seconds, must be the longest five seconds your classmates life :54:
5 sec,lol what were you guys thinking??
johnsilva9
01-18-2009, 06:40 AM
ecchi moments!!! ... hm... its a secret!
fatcharley
01-18-2009, 08:54 AM
If I ever did, it has been so long ago that I can't remember it. One of the curses of getting old.....
FluffynpinK
01-18-2009, 02:17 PM
Ecchi moments happen a lot to me D:
A similar thing like Bouzzy's happened to me except it was in swimming class.
I was swimiming and had a pretty bad day, then the grossest guy in my class (who was wearing Speedos) swam past me and my hand got caught in what I thought was a leaf, so I shook my hand violently but it wouldn't let go, but I realised it was...
his crotch T__T
at least he was deliriously happy.
And the other day I went to get x-rayed.
And I walked into the shop while waiting for my dad, I saw this weird ball and it was all spikey and stuff.
So I went over and poked it, I thought it was a stress ball and I started playing around with it.
The woman was like "Can I help you?"
And thats when I noticed it was a ball that you use ...to help yourself m@strub@te >.<
russj
01-18-2009, 04:30 PM
^
hahahahaha love the second story!!
Zipper Bear
01-19-2009, 10:59 AM
Ecchi moments happen a lot to me D:
A similar thing like Bouzzy's happened to me except it was in swimming class.
I was swimiming and had a pretty bad day, then the grossest guy in my class (who was wearing Speedos) swam past me and my hand got caught in what I thought was a leaf, so I shook my hand violently but it wouldn't let go, but I realised it was...
his crotch T__T
at least he was deliriously happy.
And the other day I went to get x-rayed.
And I walked into the shop while waiting for my dad, I saw this weird ball and it was all spikey and stuff.
So I went over and poked it, I thought it was a stress ball and I started playing around with it.
The woman was like "Can I help you?"
And thats when I noticed it was a ball that you use ...to help yourself m@strub@te >.<
Hahahahahaahahhah!!
what kind of shop was that? hahaha why do they have those? OMG :biggrin:
ahahahahahah!! *Still laughing*
skywalk3r
01-28-2009, 07:44 PM
Fluff, you kinda like that ball huh? Kidding. xD
BloodyAngel
01-29-2009, 06:40 PM
LOL... All of your Ecchi moments are so F%^KI^G funny xDD... I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!
my ecchi moments....
Hmmmmmmmm.......... Ecchi Moments??.....uhhhhh... Never happen before.... wait i remember something..
But i don't know if this is ecchi...
Well it happen when i was in the philippines.. i was first year high school back then... and we were having this group study for the final exams.. i was group with this.. well hot/cute girl... so i sit down in front of her.. like in front of the table ... then i started shaking my leg... well i have a habit of shaking my legs then i notice that my leg is rubbing it on something... i though it was my bag... then when i look down it was that girl legs.. she went on RED and get mad at me... like i got SLAP and she move to another table.
wait i got more.....
this happen in here in England... =)
When i started attending to school. it was my first time to attend into an english school.. so i dont know realy well about it.... then i keep seeing like all the boys keep slapping all the girls asses... then after like 4 weeks i got like alot of friends already.. then i keep thinking i wanted to try slap a girls ass... so i tried it... then nothing happens... =) she just said "ohh gielmer"... i just smiled....LOL
gaziuz123
01-29-2009, 10:22 PM
OMgosh!! as soon as i read the topic.. a horrible memory popped up...
It happened when i was in my Biology class, it was 'free time' and i had just finish playing a card game with a few of my friends, anyways i leaned back against my seat and stretched out my arms horizontally instead of well, UP! and my left arm was stopped abruptly against something...... so i look and to my horror it was on my classmates ... Crotch!!@!@ and the worse part is that we just stayed like that for a good 5 seconds staring at each other.. with my hand still on his part................
This is me : http://www.laymark.com/i/o/69.gif frozen with Shock (which is why i believe i left my hand there for what felt like eternity)
This is Him: http://www.anikaos.com/040-onion_msn_smilies/onion_gifs_emoticons/onion_gifs_emoticons-08.gif
and ever since then, whenever i see that guy, he always covers up his 'area' to tease me about it... -__-"
been LOLing when i finished reading this. man its funny as hell.
Bindu1000
01-30-2009, 12:54 AM
Ecchi moments happen a lot to me D:
A similar thing like Bouzzy's happened to me except it was in swimming class.
I was swimiming and had a pretty bad day, then the grossest guy in my class (who was wearing Speedos) swam past me and my hand got caught in what I thought was a leaf, so I shook my hand violently but it wouldn't let go, but I realised it was...
his crotch T__T
at least he was deliriously happy.
And the other day I went to get x-rayed.
And I walked into the shop while waiting for my dad, I saw this weird ball and it was all spikey and stuff.
So I went over and poked it, I thought it was a stress ball and I started playing around with it.
The woman was like "Can I help you?"
And thats when I noticed it was a ball that you use ...to help yourself m@strub@te >.<
Oh this is so very, very funny!!!!! How come you were even in a shop like that?
digi0009
01-30-2009, 10:39 AM
Oh this is so very, very funny!!!!! How come you were even in a shop like that?
yes, it is, very fuuny^^
FluffynpinK
01-30-2009, 01:21 PM
Fluff, you kinda like that ball huh? Kidding. xD
Hahaha.
And guys, I have no idea why that shop was there or why I even went in there xD
Well it happen when i was in the philippines.. i was first year high school back then... and we were having this group study for the final exams.. i was group with this.. well hot/cute girl... so i sit down in front of her.. like in front of the table ... then i started shaking my leg... well i have a habit of shaking my legs then i notice that my leg is rubbing it on something... i though it was my bag... then when i look down it was that girl legs.. she went on RED and get mad at me... like i got SLAP and she move to another table.
HAHAHA XD
digi0009
01-30-2009, 06:12 PM
LOL... All of your Ecchi moments are so F%^KI^G funny xDD... I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!
my ecchi moments....
Hmmmmmmmm.......... Ecchi Moments??.....uhhhhh... Never happen before.... wait i remember something..
But i don't know if this is ecchi...
Well it happen when i was in the philippines.. i was first year high school back then... and we were having this group study for the final exams.. i was group with this.. well hot/cute girl... so i sit down in front of her.. like in front of the table ... then i started shaking my leg... well i have a habit of shaking my legs then i notice that my leg is rubbing it on something... i though it was my bag... then when i look down it was that girl legs.. she went on RED and get mad at me... like i got SLAP and she move to another table.
wait i got more.....
this happen in here in England... =)
When i started attending to school. it was my first time to attend into an english school.. so i dont know realy well about it.... then i keep seeing like all the boys keep slapping all the girls asses... then after like 4 weeks i got like alot of friends already.. then i keep thinking i wanted to try slap a girls ass... so i tried it... then nothing happens... =) she just said "ohh gielmer"... i just smiled....LOL
waahahaha that's funny, especially the slap one xD
I'm brand new here but when I saw this thread I had to post my story..
Last year was my freshman year in highschool, I had just moved here and I knew like nobody, but anyway, I was walking out of class into the hallway and some idiot had left their backpack next to the doorway and I tripped and well.. let's just say a very attractive senior's boobs broke my fall.. my head landed right inbetween her breasts and pulled her shirt down so much that you could see the edges of her nips.. there we where.. laying on the floor, She had this look of shock on her face and I could feel my face getting blood red, she just sat there for a few seconds and then starting laughing, as did her friends, I was so damn embarrassed, all I could say was "SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY".. She pulled her shirt up and patted my head a few times and walked off, I will never forget that day, and the look of "WHAT THE HELL?!?!" on her face.
digi0009
01-30-2009, 07:05 PM
I'm brand new here but when I saw this thread I had to post my story..
Last year was my freshman year in highschool, I had just moved here and I knew like nobody, but anyway, I was walking out of class into the hallway and some idiot had left their backpack next to the doorway and I tripped and well.. let's just say a very attractive senior's boobs broke my fall.. my head landed right inbetween her breasts and pulled her shirt down so much that you could see the edges of her nips.. there we where.. laying on the floor, She had this look of shock on her face and I could feel my face getting blood red, she just sat there for a few seconds and then starting laughing, as did her friends, I was so damn embarrassed, all I could say was "SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY".. She pulled her shirt up and patted my head a few times and walked off, I will never forget that day, and the look of "WHAT THE HELL?!?!" on her face.
that's a nice one^^
Juuri
03-01-2009, 01:09 PM
I'm brand new here but when I saw this thread I had to post my story..
Last year was my freshman year in highschool, I had just moved here and I knew like nobody, but anyway, I was walking out of class into the hallway and some idiot had left their backpack next to the doorway and I tripped and well.. let's just say a very attractive senior's boobs broke my fall.. my head landed right inbetween her breasts and pulled her shirt down so much that you could see the edges of her nips.. there we where.. laying on the floor, She had this look of shock on her face and I could feel my face getting blood red, she just sat there for a few seconds and then starting laughing, as did her friends, I was so damn embarrassed, all I could say was "SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY".. She pulled her shirt up and patted my head a few times and walked off, I will never forget that day, and the look of "WHAT THE HELL?!?!" on her face.
Lols that one is funny ^^
skywalk3r
03-02-2009, 05:50 AM
I'm brand new here but when I saw this thread I had to post my story..
Last year was my freshman year in highschool, I had just moved here and I knew like nobody, but anyway, I was walking out of class into the hallway and some idiot had left their backpack next to the doorway and I tripped and well.. let's just say a very attractive senior's boobs broke my fall.. my head landed right inbetween her breasts and pulled her shirt down so much that you could see the edges of her nips.. there we where.. laying on the floor, She had this look of shock on her face and I could feel my face getting blood red, she just sat there for a few seconds and then starting laughing, as did her friends, I was so damn embarrassed, all I could say was "SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY".. She pulled her shirt up and patted my head a few times and walked off, I will never forget that day, and the look of "WHAT THE HELL?!?!" on her face.
You know man, you're so G*dd**n lucky. xD
FluffynpinK
03-02-2009, 01:52 PM
i'm brand new here but when i saw this thread i had to post my story..
Last year was my freshman year in highschool, i had just moved here and i knew like nobody, but anyway, i was walking out of class into the hallway and some idiot had left their backpack next to the doorway and i tripped and well.. Let's just say a very attractive senior's boobs broke my fall.. My head landed right inbetween her breasts and pulled her shirt down so much that you could see the edges of her nips.. There we where.. Laying on the floor, she had this look of shock on her face and i could feel my face getting blood red, she just sat there for a few seconds and then starting laughing, as did her friends, i was so damn embarrassed, all i could say was "sorry sorry sorry sorry".. She pulled her shirt up and patted my head a few times and walked off, i will never forget that day, and the look of "what the hell?!?!" on her face.
hahahahha x'D
thats funny, i feel sorry for the girl.
russj
03-11-2009, 09:51 AM
I'm brand new here but when I saw this thread I had to post my story..
Last year was my freshman year in highschool, I had just moved here and I knew like nobody, but anyway, I was walking out of class into the hallway and some idiot had left their backpack next to the doorway and I tripped and well.. let's just say a very attractive senior's boobs broke my fall.. my head landed right inbetween her breasts and pulled her shirt down so much that you could see the edges of her nips.. there we where.. laying on the floor, She had this look of shock on her face and I could feel my face getting blood red, she just sat there for a few seconds and then starting laughing, as did her friends, I was so damn embarrassed, all I could say was "SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY".. She pulled her shirt up and patted my head a few times and walked off, I will never forget that day, and the look of "WHAT THE HELL?!?!" on her face.
nice story.. hahaha i can see a manga scenario XD too bad she's a senior..hehe
kokuryu
03-16-2009, 05:52 PM
Mmm, cant quite remember anything like these, but it's semi-related, so I'll go with this story...
A long time ago back when airport security was a bit laxer, I was returning home from college for winter break. Naturally, I did not want to leave my most precious things there, so I was bringing them home. I had quite a bit, so it filled up 3 huge suitcases. One thing I did not realize what exactly how heavy those suitcases would become holding all that.
When I got to the airport I was running late and was told to bring all 3 through security and present them at the gate to be put on board. When I put them through the x-ray scanner, the top of one of them popped up as it was going through and jammed the machine. Needless to say, that then started a minor commotion as they now had to un-jam the machine.
Unfortunately for me there was nothing I could do but sit there red faced as they pulled out - literally - hundreds of porno magazines and x-rated video tapes, one at a time - AND make comments on them. Then after they got that all out, they called for an "in depth search" of the rest of my luggage - another couple hundred magazines and videotapes.
Finally they said "nothing dangerous here", and wrapped it all up with security tape and called over a mini-cart valet driver and had my luggage delivered to the plane from the security checkpoint. The guards there said "thanks for making my day" - and one even said "Don't worry - I've seen MORE than what you had with guys going to Vegas for the Adult Porn Industry shows!"
Raikun
03-16-2009, 08:22 PM
Mmm, cant quite remember anything like these, but it's semi-related, so I'll go with this story...
A long time ago back when airport security was a bit laxer, I was returning home from college for winter break. Naturally, I did not want to leave my most precious things there, so I was bringing them home. I had quite a bit, so it filled up 3 huge suitcases. One thing I did not realize what exactly how heavy those suitcases would become holding all that.
When I got to the airport I was running late and was told to bring all 3 through security and present them at the gate to be put on board. When I put them through the x-ray scanner, the top of one of them popped up as it was going through and jammed the machine. Needless to say, that then started a minor commotion as they now had to un-jam the machine.
Unfortunately for me there was nothing I could do but sit there red faced as they pulled out - literally - hundreds of porno magazines and x-rated video tapes, one at a time - AND make comments on them. Then after they got that all out, they called for an "in depth search" of the rest of my luggage - another couple hundred magazines and videotapes.
Finally they said "nothing dangerous here", and wrapped it all up with security tape and called over a mini-cart valet driver and had my luggage delivered to the plane from the security checkpoint. The guards there said "thanks for making my day" - and one even said "Don't worry - I've seen MORE than what you had with guys going to Vegas for the Adult Porn Industry shows!"
wow.. nice that was one of your unforgettable xperience..right?!
hahaha.. thumbs up!
skywalk3r
03-16-2009, 10:05 PM
Mmm, cant quite remember anything like these, but it's semi-related, so I'll go with this story...
A long time ago back when airport security was a bit laxer, I was returning home from college for winter break. Naturally, I did not want to leave my most precious things there, so I was bringing them home. I had quite a bit, so it filled up 3 huge suitcases. One thing I did not realize what exactly how heavy those suitcases would become holding all that.
When I got to the airport I was running late and was told to bring all 3 through security and present them at the gate to be put on board. When I put them through the x-ray scanner, the top of one of them popped up as it was going through and jammed the machine. Needless to say, that then started a minor commotion as they now had to un-jam the machine.
Unfortunately for me there was nothing I could do but sit there red faced as they pulled out - literally - hundreds of porno magazines and x-rated video tapes, one at a time - AND make comments on them. Then after they got that all out, they called for an "in depth search" of the rest of my luggage - another couple hundred magazines and videotapes.
Finally they said "nothing dangerous here", and wrapped it all up with security tape and called over a mini-cart valet driver and had my luggage delivered to the plane from the security checkpoint. The guards there said "thanks for making my day" - and one even said "Don't worry - I've seen MORE than what you had with guys going to Vegas for the Adult Porn Industry shows!"
Great story man, this really is off the hook !
russj
03-17-2009, 08:39 AM
Mmm, cant quite remember anything like these, but it's semi-related, so I'll go with this story...
A long time ago back when airport security was a bit laxer, I was returning home from college for winter break. Naturally, I did not want to leave my most precious things there, so I was bringing them home. I had quite a bit, so it filled up 3 huge suitcases. One thing I did not realize what exactly how heavy those suitcases would become holding all that.
When I got to the airport I was running late and was told to bring all 3 through security and present them at the gate to be put on board. When I put them through the x-ray scanner, the top of one of them popped up as it was going through and jammed the machine. Needless to say, that then started a minor commotion as they now had to un-jam the machine.
Unfortunately for me there was nothing I could do but sit there red faced as they pulled out - literally - hundreds of porno magazines and x-rated video tapes, one at a time - AND make comments on them. Then after they got that all out, they called for an "in depth search" of the rest of my luggage - another couple hundred magazines and videotapes.
Finally they said "nothing dangerous here", and wrapped it all up with security tape and called over a mini-cart valet driver and had my luggage delivered to the plane from the security checkpoint. The guards there said "thanks for making my day" - and one even said "Don't worry - I've seen MORE than what you had with guys going to Vegas for the Adult Porn Industry shows!"
awesome story!! i feel bad for you man.. but for what its worth, you made my day too~ XD im sure alot of ppl would agree..hahahahah
Bindu1000
03-17-2009, 09:23 AM
Hey Kokuryu - that had me gasping for breath ... I was laughing so hard. Did you get any studying done at college?
koedt
03-25-2009, 04:26 PM
Mmm, cant quite remember anything like these, but it's semi-related, so I'll go with this story...
A long time ago back when airport security was a bit laxer, I was returning home from college for winter break. Naturally, I did not want to leave my most precious things there, so I was bringing them home. I had quite a bit, so it filled up 3 huge suitcases. One thing I did not realize what exactly how heavy those suitcases would become holding all that.
When I got to the airport I was running late and was told to bring all 3 through security and present them at the gate to be put on board. When I put them through the x-ray scanner, the top of one of them popped up as it was going through and jammed the machine. Needless to say, that then started a minor commotion as they now had to un-jam the machine.
Unfortunately for me there was nothing I could do but sit there red faced as they pulled out - literally - hundreds of porno magazines and x-rated video tapes, one at a time - AND make comments on them. Then after they got that all out, they called for an "in depth search" of the rest of my luggage - another couple hundred magazines and videotapes.
Finally they said "nothing dangerous here", and wrapped it all up with security tape and called over a mini-cart valet driver and had my luggage delivered to the plane from the security checkpoint. The guards there said "thanks for making my day" - and one even said "Don't worry - I've seen MORE than what you had with guys going to Vegas for the Adult Porn Industry shows!"
Bl**dy Hell, that's one heck of a way to get totally embarassed.
Nothing ecchi ever happened to me though, although I don't know whether that is lucky or unlucky.
langging
03-29-2009, 08:46 AM
Mmm, cant quite remember anything like these, but it's semi-related, so I'll go with this story...
A long time ago back when airport security was a bit laxer, I was returning home from college for winter break. Naturally, I did not want to leave my most precious things there, so I was bringing them home. I had quite a bit, so it filled up 3 huge suitcases. One thing I did not realize what exactly how heavy those suitcases would become holding all that.
When I got to the airport I was running late and was told to bring all 3 through security and present them at the gate to be put on board. When I put them through the x-ray scanner, the top of one of them popped up as it was going through and jammed the machine. Needless to say, that then started a minor commotion as they now had to un-jam the machine.
Unfortunately for me there was nothing I could do but sit there red faced as they pulled out - literally - hundreds of porno magazines and x-rated video tapes, one at a time - AND make comments on them. Then after they got that all out, they called for an "in depth search" of the rest of my luggage - another couple hundred magazines and videotapes.
Finally they said "nothing dangerous here", and wrapped it all up with security tape and called over a mini-cart valet driver and had my luggage delivered to the plane from the security checkpoint. The guards there said "thanks for making my day" - and one even said "Don't worry - I've seen MORE than what you had with guys going to Vegas for the Adult Porn Industry shows!"
WTH..that was really embarrassing..
mattduy
03-29-2009, 08:54 AM
Mmm, cant quite remember anything like these, but it's semi-related, so I'll go with this story...
A long time ago back when airport security was a bit laxer, I was returning home from college for winter break. Naturally, I did not want to leave my most precious things there, so I was bringing them home. I had quite a bit, so it filled up 3 huge suitcases. One thing I did not realize what exactly how heavy those suitcases would become holding all that.
When I got to the airport I was running late and was told to bring all 3 through security and present them at the gate to be put on board. When I put them through the x-ray scanner, the top of one of them popped up as it was going through and jammed the machine. Needless to say, that then started a minor commotion as they now had to un-jam the machine.
Unfortunately for me there was nothing I could do but sit there red faced as they pulled out - literally - hundreds of porno magazines and x-rated video tapes, one at a time - AND make comments on them. Then after they got that all out, they called for an "in depth search" of the rest of my luggage - another couple hundred magazines and videotapes.
Finally they said "nothing dangerous here", and wrapped it all up with security tape and called over a mini-cart valet driver and had my luggage delivered to the plane from the security checkpoint. The guards there said "thanks for making my day" - and one even said "Don't worry - I've seen MORE than what you had with guys going to Vegas for the Adult Porn Industry shows!"
Do you really have over 100??!! Wanna share? XD
JadeHymora
03-29-2009, 09:23 AM
well there was the time I was at a meeting and and I was reaching out to grab a packet of paper work but instead of grabbing the paper I grabbed my bosses' boob....I thought I was going to die..
Neite
03-29-2009, 11:37 AM
Oh oh oh! I was walking by a boy I liked in middle school and two boys ran past us and knocked us both down and he landed face first in my uh... situation area, lmao. I think I died.
skywalk3r
03-29-2009, 09:29 PM
What area ? What area ?!
langging
04-05-2009, 04:57 AM
i think her breast..
Mu3rte
04-05-2009, 07:26 PM
in my enviromental science class
we would sit in tables and their was 4 of us 2 guys 2 girls
well one of the the girls was how do you say? FIINEEE
and she always liked teasing. One amazing day she happen to climb over the table and then she noticed that her pretty behind was in my face( also she told me once before she didnt were any undewear so her but crack was showing).
:44::32:
skywalk3r
04-05-2009, 08:24 PM
Nice one Muerte !!
Mu3rte
04-05-2009, 08:27 PM
i have a couple more stories but with one it will do haha
daiski
04-05-2009, 10:17 PM
Maybe but its private :D
skywalk3r
04-07-2009, 06:22 PM
Tell us more Muerte. You're evil ! Haha !
Mu3rte
04-11-2009, 04:52 PM
:emh22: well i work in a hospital in the registration, and their is this asian chick named samantha right :biggrin: and she is a hottie she goes to car shows and models, so one day i was going to make a copy and the place we work at is not big and she was stading in front of the copy machine with her back facing me,
and by accident my hand rubed on her but very fast and breifly, damn i got realy ashamed but it turn out to be alright cause i guess she dint care or she didnt notice but nothing was said.
ravensoulx28
04-20-2009, 09:46 PM
Well....I do have one... it was during my elementary school days... I was one of the assigned cleaners after school. While I was trying to open the door, the class president suddenly opens it. I was a bit absent minded after picking a fight I was deep in thought that I didn't notice that instead of touching the door knob... I touched something round and soft. She got pissed and left but I apologized after, she told me it was just her impulse acting up and I was forgiven since she knew it was an accident.
Pattehfilipino
04-20-2009, 09:59 PM
well... me being one of the designated smart people in one of my design classes in highschool 2 years ago, I would often get asked questions. So one day I was asked by a girl to explain something to her. So leaning over the table with my hands on the rim, I look down at her drafting table and picture. And two more girls came over to also hear the explanation. Soooo..... leaning all over me in order to get a better look pursued. aaaand the silly table just decided to collapse with all 3 of us @_@.
Skoibi
04-27-2009, 05:13 PM
hmmm, well this is only slightly embarassing, but here's the two parts
1. my koibi and i were, uhm....*coughcoughintheprocessofgettingreadytodoth enastycoughcough* lol and someone came and knocked on the door of his room. he answered the door, was like, dude, im busy...the guy saw that he was unclothed and walked away. we later passed that same guy while walking to go somewhere.
2. later that same day my koibi and i were laying cuddling and his roomie got some pics of us laying cuddling...naked....lol although I must say the pics are really cute. we look really happy :)
and alown, if you see this, I say HEHEHE ^-^ love you!
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