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[juanpeng]

I was walking to school one day ...

[ZenNaari]

On the merry merry month of May...

[KissXsis]

towards the end of my day :D

[pikel]

I found a quite spot to play.

[AiChan]

I sit and smile and put out my box of clay.

[ZenNaari]

To say goodbye to the day...

[AiChan]

and see the sunset at the bay.

[ZenNaari]

Together With my girlfriend I lay...

[pikel]

And if she'd let me have my way....

[d12rwin]

to the God, i swear i pray...

[ZenNaari]

to give me another perfect Day...

[otakuq]

To hold the evils at bay

[jeiru01]

and to eat foolish foolish pekopons

[ZenNaari]

in order to pay up all their loans!...

[egreyes]

And to live a life with my own will.....

[d12rwin]

i'll climb life no matter how high is this hill...

[ZenNaari]

I love you Dearly, Till death do us part... no... we shall never part... even in the afterlife...

[flamepan]

never till u go to hell and i find another job without u in the afterlife

[ZenNaari]

But right now... you will be my wife...

[d12rwin]

and i will do my best to do what is right..

[ZenNaari]

with all my might

[d12rwin]

i will never let you disappear in my sight..

[weisner21]

so will you go out with me?

[ZenNaari]

"No." She delibaretly replies...

[AiChan]

... with a beautiful smile she implies.

[vectorplate]

then walks away with tears came falling down into her cheeks

[ZenNaari]

and I'm like, "EEEHHH?!?!"

[asaness01234]

then i decided to follow her...

[AiChan]

with every step that I felt that it became so blur.

[sawanikuya]

then suddenly she hug me

[ZenNaari]

and she warmly says, "I was just kidding." she then kissed me...

[sawanikuya]

I was shocked that she kissed me and because of that kiss...
Suddenly my eyes became blur and when I wake up I was in her house..

[mlcdl]

Then she ask me about something....

[sawanikuya]

about us then she hugged me and said..

[sabando]

"can we always be like this everyday?"....

[mlcdl]

And I replied.........

[sawanikuya]

And I replied Why? and she said...

[emer333]

I would love this to last, with you forever and ever to the end of time..
As the time goes on her father went in her room and said..

[sawanikuya]

please the two of you let's end the day.
and says..

[emer333]

And you young man, go to your home.
but the guy never went home and instead he went to..

[sawanikuya]

the department store to buy something for her tomorrow
so he bought a....

[ZenNaari]

large present

[egreyes]

..... and goes out from the department store and he forget something ......

[ZenNaari]

(let's make this story a passionate story)

He forgot his watch has dropped inside... but it was too late... the store claimed it and now he has to get money to buy it back...

[nannel24]

he sold the large present but the money given to him was fake!.

[SkyOrange]

a few miles away a *** was sucking a **** then *BOOM*

***: wh... who are you????

Defaux321: I AM EXCELLENCE... I AM PERFECT.... I AM DEFUAX!!!!

*BOOM*
******* EXPLODES*

just joking LOL


but he doesnt know that the money given to him was fake...

[abess000]

he use that money and the police came to his house

[lastshin]

that I'll be a good kid and..

[SkyOrange]

will eat my veggies everyday....

[globeopinion]

and study hard :D

http://otaku-streamers.com/os_signature.php?id=11927

[SkyOrange]

to dominate the world!!! and its girls!!!!! *wink* *wink*

[RenegadeXD]

but before that ......

[lastshin]

I was really thinking of

[SkyOrange]

the girl of my dreams T.T

[Sinclair]

who I'd been missing a lot

[ZenNaari]

she came to me...

[Sinclair]

and hugged me tightly

[lastshin]

but she was having

[SweetGBG]

A knife in her hand!

[SkyOrange]

and stabbed me at my brachial artery which 72.7 mL/min of blood flows...

im losing consciousness... but...

[ZenNaari]

she immediately treated my wound saying, "Just kidding."

I figured she turned out to be a yandere

[Sinclair]

and men in black abducted her leaving me in shock

[lastshin]

and all of the sudden I really want to...

[SkyOrange]

beat the crap out of that guy but i was too weak to move because of my wounds...

[Riou123]

but then my wound were gone so instantly and i was like wow!

then i beat the crap out of them with a...

[ZenNaari]

Maxwell Silver Hammer!!!

[Cptkurke]

Then i accidentally killed him.
Then i stole his black suit

[mikitty]

and buried it to the ground..

[marinne14]

but unfortunately i suddenly

[jeiru01]

Got hungry and decided to eat the person next to me

[kimzs]

that is a monster and then run

[globeopinion]

I started to look back but I cant because of my stiff neck... hahaha! XD

[Kurtherror]

then I run backwards with great speed

[Snoozy19]

But I then tripped and fell on my face

[Kurtherror]

and rolled like a ball

[Max Magnus]

rolling down the cliff all the way past the edge, and so began my fall...

[musikalles]

I fell- and when I came to I was on a pile of leaves in the forest

[sotong88]

In the forest, there was a bear

[nakahara24]

..i lie at the pile of leaves. not making a move until the bear roared

[Rylsouske]

I then decided to run.. Fleeing like a knight without his sword.

[blackfairy]

i bumped to my soul mate.. hahaha!!

[sotong88]

I stood there in shock, not knowing wat to do

[Qualtz]

and suddenly, my pants suddenly went missing

[deathcherry]

luckily my soul mate found my pants o:

[Qualtz]

but soon you realized you don't wear pants.

[deathcherry]

and so your soul mate gave his/her pants instead

[Qualtz]

your soul mate was literally a soul.

[deathcherry]

so soon enough, Soul from Soul eater ate him D:

[Qualtz]

and suddenly, the superhero "L.R." came to the rescue!!

[deathcherry]

but the superhero got tired and called his supah hero friend JLP

[Qualtz]

JLP is currently playing osu so he cannot be bothered thus, L.R. summoned kuneho the troll.

[Enma Ai]

the supah hero JLP didn't bothered his friend's call coz he was mastur...ing with himself

wth.. 0.0

[Juuri]

and then a panda fell from the sky landing on him

[Qualtz]

(wow, the seniors are reviving)

the panda was actually a bear and it spouted rainbows.

[deathcherry]

and out from the rainbow came a leprechaun

[Qualtz]

The leprechaun's name was Fhuk-asim.

[deathcherry]

lol :))

sadly Fhuk-asim went on a journey leaving his child behind

[Qualtz]

his child was named lolirella and was abused by her step sisters, oldirella and pervirella.

[Ragnarok]

Pervirella and Oldirella had a master who was called... Pedobearius.

[Qualtz]

Pedobearius, also known to some as "Ragnaruk", sets out on a journey to find the lost ero-gazine and never came back.

[deathcherry]

and thus the great Ragnaruk became history as the seeker of the mysterious ero-gazine...

[Ragnarok]

Little they knew that Ragnaruk actually had found the lost ero-gazine and hid it under the bed of his best student, Qualtzeros (who also smells funny)

[deathcherry]

Qualtzeros on the other hand found out about the lost ero-gazine and thus became a hikkikomori and it was also the reason he smelled funny D:

[restpice]

Then a mime appeared b'fore me, *shocked*

[Qualtz]

...Long time ago, a bomb was launched to the main characters' village and they died.

[Ragnarok]

And thus begins the story of a small white pantsu that didn't fit to anyone...

[Qualtz]

except for a person named dejavu.

[error345]

dejavu was believed to b the chosen one, the one who could wear the pants.. but was afraid to try it on

[Ragnarok]

Not washed even once the pants were passed down through generations...

[error345]

being a dude, dejavu didn't know what to do about this, so he journeyed a thousand miles to the land of dragons

[Naruhina101]

chased many many many ants... for no sense..

[Qualtz]

and then there was birdman, the half bird and a little man.

[error345]

he decided to eat birdman because he was hungry but just couldn't catch him

[Ragnarok]

and then, in the distance, he saw a white rabbit... that stupid rabbit couldn't tell that dejavu was hostile and wanted to eat it

[error345]

while chasing the rabbit he saw a pikachu in the bush

[yueshana]

and when dejavu was about to corner pikachu...pikachu electrocuted him... leaving dejavu to rot ....

[error345]

however, (oh yea he aint dying yet) an angel appeared just in time, saved him, also helping him with the rabbit..

[Naruhina101]

and the rabbit thank me for saving him.. ^^

[DwinLylthx]

but the rabbit wasn't sincere

[deathcherry]

the rabbit's name was usagi who is actually a troll who... likes to troll XD

[DwinLylthx]

and to tease usagi you must call her usaging

[error345]

the angel was now confused by all of this..

[Qualtz]

and the angel is now a bird.

[Ragnarok]

In the meanwhile, in a far away land, there was a person whose name is...

[error345]

ash, he's on a pokemon journey

[aira1234]

with his Friends :)

[Qualtz]

and they were eaten by zombies and died.

[error345]

but suddenly ash woke up, and realised that the zombies were just a bad dream, and so he and his friends continued their journey, also catching new pokemons on the way

[Qualtz]

the pokemons became cannibals and ate each other out and suddenly, hitler drops by and kills all the jewish pokemons.

[error345]

and so ash and his friends went to heaven where they continued their pokemon journey, found even more kewl pokemon

[Qualtz]

there they found a new breed of pokemon, called jejemon.

[error345]

jejemon were very rare, but ash used his piplup to..

[Naruhina101]

and a jejemon named qualtz was captured by ash..

[Qualtz]

ash was eaten by a birdman named naruhina.

[Ragnarok]

Naruhina then evolved to Qualtz.

[Qualtz]

which later learned the skill "Ragnarok" at level 99.

[Ragnarok]

but then accidently replaced that skill with "Splash"

[Qualtz]

Originally called "Ragunaroku", which means "Ending Erotically". The person who invented that particular skill was the same guy who went on a quest in search for erogazines and failed miserably.

[Ragnarok]

The best student of that miserable man, Qualtzeros, who had gotten himself into a fight with a muscular moustached man, used the skill Ragunaroku making himself and his opponent fall crazy in love, ending the fight with wild... wild... sex.

[Qualtz]

Little did history knew, Qualtzeros was actually a instant reincarnation of Rugnarok.

[Ragnarok]

Poor Qualtzeros' body was possesed by his master and unable to resist he does... "things" against his will.

[Qualtz]

Rugnarok reincarnated was sent up to tartarus and was continuously "punished" by its guardians.

[deathcherry]

and one of the guardians had a pet bird which was about to die D:

[Qualtz]

the pet bird exploded.

[gemzki]

and the bird went to heaven

[Qualtz]

where it explodes endlessly.

[gemzki]

And Angels laughed at it

[Qualtz]

and then there was none.

[gemzki]

And a new Storyline started,its about a .....

[Qualtz]

bird that exploded and went to heaven to explode ever more.

[gemzki]

Aww...

[Qualtz]

and it continued over and over again for all eternity.

[gemzki]

The End~

[Qualtz]

and then there will be none.

[error345]

yet one was born and his name was neon..

[racquelle]

and neon vowed to become the greatest pastry chef that ever lived despite the fact that he was a bird/dinosaur.

[error345]

and so he went to pastry school where he met..

[racquelle]

Angelina Jolie. She saw that he had talent and decided to adopt him and send him to an even better culinary school where he worked under the instruction of the famous...

[error345]

chuck norris, who taught him to do a pastry round house kick.. which he found useful at..

[racquelle]

The 34th annual pie eating contest held in Montgomery Alabama where he lost to Oprah Winfrey. Oprah was so mad she decided to...

[error345]

yes cause she did a triple backflip round house side thrust kick-pastry style! (hehe

[Ragnarok]

And then the Cthulhu appeared and catched all the girls in the show with its tentacles!

[skyprincess]

and he made them into his personal maids

[YumikO14]

the personal maids danced in the whooooolllleeee night!!!!!(YEAH!!)

[Qualtz]

After that, more dancing until they all died a horrible death.

[Enma Ai]

then a cleric pass by and ressurected them

[Qualtz]

and failed because the cleric has 0 mp left.

[knipyoko]

The man came and pooped inside a box.

[Qualtz]

the box was thrown to the dead bodies and they were revived.

[error345]

and then an egg suddenly fell from the sky...

[Tenin]

blew up and killed them all again.

[gemzki]

and another story begins~

[error345]

begins with a lion who was supposed to be the king..

[Ragnarok]

...the king of ants

[Qualtz]

which are actually cockroaches

[Ragnarok]

made from wooden steel

[racquelle]

who had an unhealthy obsession with peanuts.

[Qualtz]

It ate at its attic

[error345]

after eating signed in to os..

[Ragnarok]

and decided to ban error345 who was being naughty

[gemzki]

and another story begins....(once again xD)

[error345]

suddenly a pokemon appeared..

[Qualtz]

and died a horrible and painful death.

[error345]

and so entered the underworld

[Drucillia]

Where it was greeted by Hades himself.

[Qualtz]

hades was actually a girl.

[error345]

where he met pikachu

[Drucillia]

Which evolved into Riachu when Hades touched it with the thunder stone

[error345]

then dracula came..

[Drucillia]

And sucked out all of Riachu's blood

[error345]

after that a hero came and tried to save raichu by taking him to the hospital

[Drucillia]

It was to late though, Raichu died on the way there.

[error345]

the hero got angry and killed dracula

[skyprincess]

and by doing so became rule of all vampires

[error345]

piplup tried to attack him

[Drucillia]

And got it's fin cut off.

[error345]

the hero felt sorry and fell in love with piplup

[skyprincess]

they then got married and had poke-hero children

[error345]

then the villain came and killed them all

[deathcherry]

but then the villain had a change of heart making him a fake villain then o_0

[skyprincess]

so the fake villa revided them all with his powers but in doing so was killed himself

[Drucillia]

The hero and piplup were so happy they made a shrine in his honor.

[error345]

but the villain even in death came back and killed piplup, leaving the hero ..

[Drucillia]

To mourn in his sorrow and hate which turned him down the path of revenge and destruction

[Qualtz]

the hero died a horrible and painful death.

[Ragnarok]

but no one cared because he was a fake hero.

[Qualtz]

And thus, the fake hero died miserable and feeling lonely.

[Ragnarok]

Alone in the depths of the inferno he whispers the name of his slayer...

[error345]

however one of the children did survive, and now must live with the scars of the past..

[Ragnarok]

and they lived happily ever after~

[skyprincess]

new story..
once apon a time in a magical kingdom of angels and demons

[error345]

an angel boy fell in love with a demon girl, but this was forbidden..

[Ragnarok]

while the demon girl had slept with everyone in heaven... even god

[Qualtz]

and they all died a painful and horrible death.

[KittyCat]

The end :D

[Qualtz]

and then there was a sequel.

[HOTDfreak]

But the sequel didn't make much money in the box office so it was recalled.

[Qualtz]

and it died.

[Enma Ai]

then suddenly justin bieber pops out of nowhere and starts singing

[Revelix]

I kicked him down, started to run and suddenly

[Qualtz]

it died.

[Enma Ai]

Sparta!!!!!!!

[Qualtz]

Cake Town!

[Enma Ai]

Atraps!!!!

[Qualtz]

And then there was a huge cake.

[Enma Ai]

Sparta!!!!!!!!!!

[zombiecancer]

Spartan brains sizzled and popped underneath a gleaming pigsteel helmet.

[Qualtz]

and the 300 gets naked

[zombiecancer]

And did the funky spazzy chicken dance.

[Qualtz]

On somewhere else, A group of a dying race just died. a very sad moment i might say.

[Enma Ai]

and suddenly michael jackson appeared out of nowhere doing the moonwalk dance

BEAT IT!!!!

http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2011/03/07/moonwalk1_1.gif

[Qualtz]

...So that group of dead people wasn't buried, How very sad it was.

[zombiecancer]

And then micheal jackson busted some sweet moves on top of the giant decomposing pile of their corpses. How depressing.

[Enma Ai]

beat it! beat it! beat it!

[Qualtz]

says M.J. as (s)he dances from beyond the grave.

[dEathg0d]

Moe! Moe!

[Enma Ai]

*punches continously at moe*

[zombiecancer]

Moe burst into flames and the voice of God spoke through him/her, saying:

[ichimongi123]

Play Metal Gear Solid 4!!!

[Enma Ai]

jesus christ

[Qualtz]

evolved to raptor jesus and salvaged everyone.

[Enma Ai]

a flying cat passed by with a banner written http://otaku-streamers.com/community/showthread.php?8400-Make-a-sentence-from-5-letters/page24

[Qualtz]

and it was ignored.

[Enma Ai]

so no one cared at all

[Qualtz]

and a huge potato suddenly talked.

[cyrax43]

and suddenly, we woke up

[Enma Ai]

maniac laugh is heard throughout the hallway

[cyrax43]

but was found to be the sound of enma ai choking on a banana again

[Enma Ai]

and the banana belong to someone in black

[Qualtz]

which was later known as Mr. Black.