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xiety
04-08-2010, 12:39 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/barton10/29p9ph1.jpg
Awwwww.... So Sweet ♥

xiety
04-08-2010, 12:58 AM
http://otaku-streamers.com/community/showpost.php?p=64009&postcount=3750

xiety
04-08-2010, 06:06 AM
mixi.jp/

MioAkiyama
04-08-2010, 07:22 AM
The Corner (4 Viewing)
The darkest part of the site, so dark that mods have a hard time moderating. It also looks like a place where they throw irrelevant threads.

MioAkiyama
04-08-2010, 07:26 AM
Even you can't do it now, don't stress, don't give up. Just go with "my pace".

The reason why we're here is because God made us
It's a test so it can't be easy
Is it a sentence? Science? Or do we need to solve it?
You should be able to work it out for yourself
After all, this is the world
So why not give it a go?

Even you can't do it now, don't stress, don't give up. Just go with "my pace

I keep wondering
To solve my own problems
I just look for more than one answer
And chase that daredevil

I ask the sky and sea, do you wonder like me too?
I ask the wind, the sun, do you cry without anyone noticing too?
There's nothing to get nervous about, it's just another battle We Fight
I'm already full of scratches everywhere but it's just the way of life
Just keep drawing your life there's no need to use an eraser
You just need one goal

I keep wondering
To solve my own problems
I just look for more than one answer
And chase that daredevil

I write on a blank piece of paper
What it would be like in the future
But no one really knows the truth
That's you need your answer

If I was in the future maybe I could teach me in the present
Change your hard work into confidence
Keep trying until you reach that goal

Even you can't do it now, don't stress, don't give up. Just go with "my pace"

MioAkiyama
04-08-2010, 07:35 AM
-yawn-

MioAkiyama
04-08-2010, 07:40 AM
y
a
w
n

xiety
04-08-2010, 07:41 AM
We Promote Our OS Group

http://otaku-streamers.com/community/group.php?groupid=7

xiety
04-08-2010, 07:42 AM
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3325/aed4c34e9f8d2163151bc4a.jpg


Babe I Love You





















Now Showing

xiety
04-08-2010, 07:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8IeHFoW1gU

xiety
04-08-2010, 07:46 AM
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3325/aed4c34e9f8d2163151bc4a.jpg

Ahahahahaha I Love This Image

MioAkiyama
04-08-2010, 07:47 AM
O_o

MioAkiyama
04-08-2010, 07:49 AM
brrrrrrrrrrrrrt

AiChan
04-08-2010, 08:03 AM
Eating chocolate float. --- yum --- (*≧▽≦)

MioAkiyama
04-08-2010, 08:33 AM
;A;

AiChan
04-08-2010, 08:46 AM
rawr! -,..,-

MioAkiyama
04-08-2010, 09:15 AM
nyaaa~ ='-'o=

xiety
04-08-2010, 09:51 AM
5IwqdQFyc0E

AiChan
04-08-2010, 09:54 AM
*hic hic* meow~ =^.^=

xiety
04-08-2010, 09:59 AM
unyaaa~ ?

MioAkiyama
04-08-2010, 10:13 AM
ugah?

d12rwin
04-08-2010, 10:15 AM
Mukyuu!

MioAkiyama
04-08-2010, 10:28 AM
fugah~

dothacked
04-08-2010, 10:43 AM
Guahhhh!!

AiChan
04-08-2010, 10:44 AM
mekyo!~ :O

MioAkiyama
04-08-2010, 11:04 AM
ukya!

AiChan
04-08-2010, 11:06 AM
uwaaa!!! D': [ LOL! ]

d12rwin
04-08-2010, 11:06 AM
fuueee!!

MioAkiyama
04-08-2010, 11:10 AM
cirno O_O

AiChan
04-08-2010, 11:27 AM
O_O *stare*

MioAkiyama
04-08-2010, 11:31 AM
- jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii - nice signature aichan ^^ especially the gif miku :D

d12rwin
04-08-2010, 11:31 AM
O.o Myo! moe moe

AiChan
04-08-2010, 11:36 AM
Hahaha thanks mio-chan :D moe moe kyun!~

MioAkiyama
04-08-2010, 11:45 AM
Wm59o2dp8qU

CloverLeaf
04-08-2010, 01:23 PM
http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/5548/24323115670715116851100.jpg

Ahahahahhaah~ XD

MioAkiyama
04-08-2010, 01:32 PM
hmmmm something weird and new

MioAkiyama
04-08-2010, 02:48 PM
akuma dayo akuma ><

AiChan
04-08-2010, 02:55 PM
Mio is taking over the spamy!!!! xD

: gonna read for a while Obaka-chan, Koigatariki. (’-’*) フフ FuFuFu.

MioAkiyama
04-08-2010, 03:01 PM
*copies beatrice's-sama's voice* DAYOH NA :D ahahhahaah

AiChan
04-08-2010, 04:53 PM
I miss OS. x'D

d12rwin
04-08-2010, 05:30 PM
OS!? nom nom nom nom nom nom

AiChan
04-08-2010, 05:35 PM
@d12rwin: Otaku-streamers :) rawr!

xorel
04-08-2010, 05:56 PM
Scru the rulz I've green hair
/b/4chan

d12rwin
04-08-2010, 05:56 PM
OS Stickers said russ!? nom nom nom nom nom nom

xorel
04-08-2010, 05:58 PM
nose, my avatar is not not clapping:emhh19:

d12rwin
04-08-2010, 06:00 PM
rofl, gif? its ok, that pose is cool anyways xD

xorel
04-08-2010, 06:09 PM
DOTgif, and gif is the dutch word for poison :)

d12rwin
04-08-2010, 07:06 PM
oh hahha! w-wait, poison?! ffuuweeeee!

jeiru01
04-08-2010, 08:17 PM
AHAHAHA! It's supposed to be clapping? xD aww. I agree with d12, It's pose is cool anyway..

FortuneFish
04-09-2010, 02:49 AM
who'S you?


I am you, and he is me!

egreyes
04-09-2010, 05:14 AM
..... hahahahaha .......

..... hehehehehe .......

..... huhuhuhuhu .......

..... i don't know whats happening to me???

..... mixed emotion? i guess!!!

xiety
04-09-2010, 05:21 AM
I am you, and he is me!

LoL I need a Busty Pillow !! GIVE ME

ShadowsLiyte
04-09-2010, 05:25 AM
I am you, and he is me!

Are you deaf?
No. Yu is blind.
Im not blind, you blind.
That is what i just said!

You!
Yes?
No not you, him! Who are you?
I am Mi.
He is me, and I am you.

Rush hour three was awesome.

d12rwin
04-09-2010, 05:42 AM
you all weird!! rwuaaa! *tried to chase anyone and nom nom nom nom nom*

xiety
04-09-2010, 06:46 AM
O7aeJhKmrE0

lastshin
04-09-2010, 08:07 AM
that video above me is sooo....

wow!

mlcdl
04-09-2010, 08:42 AM
Now what???

AiChan
04-09-2010, 09:01 AM
I'm awake..... =_=

lastshin
04-09-2010, 09:27 AM
"yawn"
getting so sleepy
my turn to take a nap

lastshin
04-09-2010, 09:28 AM
"yawn"
getting so sleepy
my turn to take a nap

mlcdl
04-09-2010, 09:39 AM
Looking for a bed...give me one please

mlcdl
04-09-2010, 09:44 AM
*crying*

Why is that pikel has an oversized avatar....

huahuahua

lastshin
04-09-2010, 10:01 AM
I did a double post??
hahahaha


well things happen

MioAkiyama
04-09-2010, 11:47 AM
i want yuri harem xD
if its possible ahahha

FortuneFish
04-09-2010, 12:55 PM
LoL I need a Busty Pillow !! GIVE ME

You... my... MIKO-CHAN! NEVER!!!! -hides pillows in closet with myself-

Iya~ so dark and tight in here. Oh my, where are you touching?

^Pathetic that's happening with pillows.



Are you deaf?
No. Yu is blind.
Im not blind, you blind.
That is what i just said!

You!
Yes?
No not you, him! Who are you?
I am Mi.
He is me, and I am you.

Rush hour three was awesome.

Yes... It was amazing, and I love quoting it all the bloody time to see if someone remembers it lol.

xiety
04-09-2010, 02:20 PM
You FIEND !!

And the hand is holding in the sensitive part !!!!!!!!!!!!

assasins
04-09-2010, 02:26 PM
buuuuuu.......Booorrriiiiinnnnggggg......!!!
*need something to eat*

MioAkiyama
04-09-2010, 02:28 PM
i agree with xiety YOU FIEND
why are you holdin there ......*ahem* ....... parts

FortuneFish
04-09-2010, 05:28 PM
Why would they make the boobs if not to grope them?

(btw that isn't me in the picture and i do not own any hug pillows xD, it's a joke to myself of how absurd things can be)

xorel
04-09-2010, 05:47 PM
NOSE I lost the game

xiety
04-10-2010, 01:05 AM
O7aeJhKmrE0

lastshin
04-10-2010, 01:55 AM
:emhh09::emhh09::emhh09:getting sleepy :emhh09::emhh09::emhh09:

xiety
04-10-2010, 06:40 AM
godlike Poster

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/1019/lol2z.jpg

AiChan
04-10-2010, 07:08 AM
7Jgkm2pdWgY

O_O *Stares*

MioAkiyama
04-10-2010, 08:08 AM
LOL nice video xD

MioAkiyama
04-10-2010, 08:10 AM
godlike Poster

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/1019/lol2z.jpg

can i do this xD ahahah or is it trolling again? :emhh09:

MioAkiyama
04-10-2010, 08:12 AM
O7aeJhKmrE0

otakuq
04-10-2010, 09:01 AM
Lets set the unofficial Official Rules of the Internet. This will set a Guideline how the Internet can be structured. Politicians can not set these rules, the internet is for the people by the people. It needs to be the people that set the rules.


A. There is always an exception, no exceptions.

B. Disregard rule A.

C. NO MOAR LETTERZ. No exceptions.

D. Only new***s add letter rules. No exceptions.

E. Hentai is your friend

F. The average grade of a troll

G. Rule 105 is SERIOUS ****ING BUSINESS

H. Rule I must be obeyed. No exceptions.

I. Rule H must not be obeyed. No exceptions

J. Rules D through I ignore rule C

K. Jorge is not allowed on the internet any more.

L. Rule 387 is NOT SERIOUS ****ING BUSINESS

i. You can't the square root of a negative integer.

ii. Roman numerals are not allowed. No exceptions.

-8. combo breaker i am the combo breaker. the combo breaker is the law and the law is the law so who say you? combo breaker or combo breaker? combo breaker combo! breaker! combo breaker! so its now or never!

-7. /b/ is not your friend. No exceptions.

-6. LOL NEGATIVE

-5. No moar negative rules.

-4. Rule 210 must be followed or you are breaking rule 100. No exceptions.

-3. Every rule above 100 must be followed. No exceptions.

-2. Never cuss out any Canadians apart from Tico135.

-1. Rule -0 does not exist.

0. There are no rules after 0.

1. do not talk about /b/

2. do NOT talk about /b/

2.1337. You can't edit rule 2, new***s. 2.13337. By editing rule 2 you will never have sex in your life. EVER. No exceptions.

3. We are Anonymous.

3.141592653589793238462643383279502... . Expect us.

4. Anonymous is legion.

5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.

6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.

8. There are no real rules about posting.

9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.

10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.

11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.

12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.

13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed

14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.

15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

17. Every win fails eventually.

18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.

19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.

21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.

22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

23. Chuck Norris cannot get exceptions, no exceptions.

24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.

25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.

26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.

27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.

28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.

29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.

30. There are NO girls on the internet.

31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.

32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.

33. Lurk moar — it's never enough.

34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.

35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.

36. There will always be more ****ed up shit than what you just saw.

37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).

38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky

39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.

41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.

42. The meaning of life is 42.

43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.

45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car

46. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.

47. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).

48. A cat is fine too.

49. One cat leads to another.

50. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.

51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.

52. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.

53. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.

54. /b/ sucks today.

55. If you have time to make up new rules, you have no life.

56. They will not bring back Snacks.

57. You will never have sex.

58. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.

59. **** Gaston.

60. It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions.

61. Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule #63, no exceptions or else.

62. Everything has been cracked and pirated.

63. There are female versions of all male characters. No Exceptions.

64. If you /r/ it and Popcorn Mariachi!9i78bPeIxI does not have it, become an hero.

65. Anonymous is not your personal army.

66. The cake is a lie.

67. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.

68. Milhouse will never be a meme. Ever. No matter what your post ends with. No exceptions. Ever. No.

69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?

70. Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.

71. The internet is SERIOUS ****ING BUSINESS.

72. Chuck Norris is your father. No exceptions.

73. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.

74. If you post it, they will cum.

75. Rule 75 is a lie. goddamn windows

76. Twinkies are the answers to life's problems.

77. The internet makes you stupid.

78. It will always need moar sauce.

79. Ceilingcat IS watching you masturbate

80. Ebaums did it. No exceptions.

80.5. Ebaums stole it instead.

81. Anonymous is a virgin by default.

82. Nobody tells the truth on the Internet

83. Only cluster****s start edit wars.

84. All rules aren't true, including this one.

84-B. Sub-rules are forbidden.

85. Rules 1, 2, 34, and 35 are exceptions to rule 84.

86. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.

87. If you say Candlejack, you w

87.5 Scream

88. Anonymous rules the internet. No exceptions.

89. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.

90. It's never lupus.

91. There is gay porn of it, no exceptions.

92. Chuck Norris is the exception to rule 91. No exceptions.

93. Go **** yourself.

94. DO NOT WANT!

95. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?

96. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.

97. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie.

98. Only Zippocat is truth.

99. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.

100. ******ry will not be tolerated.

101. You are never THE BEST suck at anyeverything, deal with it.

102. You are made of fail and AIDS.

103. That's not mud.

104. The internet is for porn.

105. Rule 71 is SERIOUS ****ING BUSINESS.

106. Rule 109 is true.

107. "That's what she said" jokes are stupid

108. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!

109. Rule 106 is false.

110. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you're doing something wrong.

111. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.

112. What you click isn't always what you get.

113. Gamestop does NOT have Battletoads. But ask anyway.

114. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.

115. If someone herd u liek Mudkipz, deny it constantly for the lulz.

116. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.

117. Always go out of your way to make newbies feel uncomfortable.

118. New***s must be tortured to death. No exceptions.

119. Only new***s like caturday, Chuck Norris, and Desu **** with The Rules.

120. Nobody likes you.

121. Co$ is the sworn enemy of Anonymous. It must be stopped.

122. There is NO God here (Except Chuck Norris).

123. 456789

124. When Anonymous is surprised, bricks must be shat.

125. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.

126. shaMTV must give Rick his award. No exceptions.

127. No New******s aloud.

128. Everything you know is a lie, but all those lies are nothing. So by using the transitive property we can conclude that everything = nothing and if you add an integer (x) into the equation we can single anything out and turn it into a certain amount of nothing explained by this graph e = everything n = nothing

---------------------------------
| _
| ___/ \
e| ____/ \
|/ \
|________________________________
n

As you can see, at a certain point of everything, nothing cannot exist. So in conclusion, I have no idea what I'm talking about.

129. BOTS will be dismantled.

130. Internet = Very Scary

131. Whatever it is, pie is involved in some form. No exceptions.

132. If it can't be killed, it doesn't exist. (Except Chuck Norris) No other exceptions.

133. If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved, then his name is John.)

134. If it talks, you must shut it up.

135. Myspace is for thirteen year old girls and people who fit the description of Rule # 133.

136. _uck _ou_self solve it.

137. Tuck yourself in. Is the answer.

138. Rule 139 does/will not exist.

139. Rule 138 is true.

140. XKCD can explain everything. explain it or it goes.

141. Godmoding is retarded. Seriously just accept your death.

142. Just ignore him he will think you're afk.

143. If you ignore her, she will bitch.

144. People can't understand sarcasm.

145. If you take it seriously gtfo.

146. Stop giving the mic a blowjob.

147. Regardless, if you get pissed on teamspeak there is someone that has muted themselves just so they can laugh at you.

148. You don't get any cookies. No exceptions. So don't even ask.

149. Brandon is God's son, making him Jesus. Chuck Norris has no son.

150. You are not going to get a handicap so don't even ask. They will just target you.

151. You will not get a free Xbox 360/Playstation 3/iPhone so don't even get your hopes up.

152. They didn't call you retarded but they were thinking it.

153. It's funny to pick on people's grammar no matter how good it is. No exceptions.

154. The louder you scream at people the harder someone else will laugh.

155. They don't have hacks, you just suck really bad.

156. If u want to know who anonymous is then GTFO!

157. Someone already did it better. No exceptions.

158. It was in an episode of South Park. No exceptions.

159. The more you deny something the more they are going to say that you are "something".

160. Google ftw. No exceptions.

161. The guy next to you in the library is always looking at what you are saying.

162. The girl next to you in the library couldn't give a shit.

163. There's a reason- you know what? **** it. If you can't figure it out, you seriously need to LURK MOAR.

164. Refer to step 2 on Rule #165.

165. Refer to step 3 on Rule #93.

166. People who get depressed on the internet need a better use of time.

167. Fleshlights are the answers to life's problems. No exceptions.

168. If you pretend that you are drunk people will just think you're retarded because no one can act drunk on the internet.

169? Nah I'll have 2 69s.

170. None of us is as cruel as all of us.

171. At any given moment, more birds could join, leave, or peel off in another direction entirely.

172. Use inside jokes moar. It upsets users.

173. STFU! Before i go chris brown on you!

174. Only 4chan'rs unsuspecting victims hate Rick Astley.

175. The talk page is for spam. Don't go there.

176. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks children with the last name of Edgerton.

177. Tropicana tastes like the rainbow. No exceptions

178. Shadow sticks are fun to play with in the dark. Unless there are more than 3.

179. Refer to all unwritten rules. No exceptions.

180. For every life the internet improves it destroys 10 others.

181. Anything that's good is a virus.

182. We better start helping the earth, otherwise Al Gore will take back the internets!!! NO MORE BROADBAND! NO DIALUP!

183. If I have 3 cakes and you have one cake, only here you have no cake and I have 3 ps3's. Also, I have this cake.

184. The only potty training videos allowed are ones that feature tigers and are japanese in nature (english subtitles are acceptable)

185. The Internet and Golf are quite similar they both were invented for men to get away from woman, except the internet has porn.

186. Fur***s can yiff in hell.

187. If you think you are the meister, you're lying to yourself. JMW, JMO, JEO, JEE, and JME are teh Lords & Meisters. So all your bass r belong to us!

188. If none of these rules are followed/obliged to then Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you to Mars.

189. Bukake is not cool. Never was. Never will be. EVER!!

190. The only good hentai is yuri, thats how the internet works.

191. You will always forget to add an attachment to your e-mails.

192. If you break rule 1 and 2. You will be rickroll'd in hell.

193. If you break rule 192. You will be spanked by Chuck Norris. In heaven. No exceptions.

194. If you break rule 2, Chuck Norris will tickle your pubes.

195. People called Fred are just epic. No Exceptions.

196. People named Tony are just win. No Exceptions.

197. People named Matty are just sexy. No and I mean no Exceptions.

198. If it's not on Google, It doesn't exist. No Exceptions.

199. "???? PROFIT!" must always be at the bottom, new***s.

200. Pictures or it didn't happen.

201. Maths in failing:

Win + Fail = Epicfail
Fail + Fail = Win
Win + Win = Fail
Epicfail + Epicfail = Chuck Norris

No exceptions

202. HEY I'm io9 AND I'm CLINICALLY OBESE. NO EXCEPTIONS

203. If you run out of cookies, give apples, If you run out of apples, Give Spam. No exceptions.

204. People named Kevin are queer, People called "Z 0 D I A C" Are also queer. Please throw rocks at them, Unless Kevin knows what 8 X Pi Is. NO EXCEPTIONS.

205. Americans are fat. No exceptions (except for Dave)

206. Any breaking of pi will result in pi being broken. No one knows the consequences. You have been warned.

207. Rules 1 and 2 are false. From now on, all rules must be about /b/. Unless they aren't.

208. Rules 1, 2 and 206 are false. /b/ does not exist.

209. See rule 210.

210. See rule 209.

211. srt8 must not marry MITB. No exceptions.

212. 4chan sucks. No exceptions.

213. Your mother is behind you. No exceptions, unless she isn't.

214. In case of an emergency, your emergency exit can be found in the top right corner of your screen. No, and i promise you, NO exceptions.

215. Rule 213 is false. Do not click that button.

216. 3, is the magic number.... 3, is the magic number.... NO EXCEPTIONS!

217. Creator of 4chan is gay. No exceptions.

218. Porn must only be looked at when porn is needed.

219. Google is not a calculator

220. Longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

221. RETARDED NEW***S, ???? AND PROFIT! MUST ALWAYS BE AT THE BOTTOM. NO EXCEPTIONS.

222. Matt has a girlfriend. No Exceptions

223. Only ******s post rules above "PROFIT!". No Exceptions.

224. All rules above "PROFIT!" don't count. No Exceptions.

225. The Simpsons already did it. South Park already did it better. NO EXCEPTIONS

226. If a statement may be taken sexually in any way, then she already said it. No exceptions.

227. Creed is the worst band in the world. No exceptions

228. None of these rules apply to this wiki. No exceptions.

229. You never see the porn first, even if you made or drew it. No exceptions.

230. If it exists, there is Touhou fanart of it. No exceptions.

231. The number of friends you have on Facebook does not indicate the number of friends you have in reallife. No exceptions.

232. CHAINSAW RAPE. ENJOY IT. NO EXCEPTIONS.

233. There's always a rapist behind you. No exceptions.

234. You cannot control the person in charge. No exceptions.

235. The person in charge only wants to make your life miserable. No exceptions.

236. Eat the bagel!

237. Edward Cullen is a ***. No exceptions.

238. Only hardcore gamers buy computers without RAM

239. If you cant triforce then you are a new***. And if you brag that you are not a new*** because you can triforce, you are still a new***. The same thing goes for zalgo towers, greentext, blankpost, 7 and PENIS. No exceptions.

▲ ▲

240. DISREGARD THAT, I SUCKS COCKS.

241. There will always be one rule that somebody left out. No exceptions.

242. Only niggers like watermelon. No exceptions.

243. The 90's didn't exist.

244. It's not possible to understand it, and when you do understand it, then it's even worse.

245. LOLWUT

246. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. No exceptions.

247. Never gonna tell a lie, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna cross the line and hurt you. No exceptions.

248. By the time you are taking a shit every thread you're interested in 404's.

249. People on the internet do NOT know how to use apostrophe`s.

250. Rule 250 divided by 0. Oh shi-

251. Anything can be a meme.

252. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.

253. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.

254. One does not simply shoop da whoop into a mordor

255. Mods are ****ing ***s. No exceptions.

256. The cuter and more innocent it is, the more fun it is to corrupt it. See Rule 43.

257. I am a huge ******. Please rape my face.

258. As the amount of time a person spends on the internet increases, the probability of that person learning about the sexual behavior (and in particular, PENISes) of species other than humans increases to 1.

259. The game. You just lost it.

260. The stuff under the sink is for drinking ONLY. NO EXCEPTIONS.

261. /b/ is the devil's lair, no exceptions.

262. Azn people cant read well enough to type on here.

263. TENTACLE RAPE. ENJOY IT MOAR THAN 232. No exceptions.

264. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.

265. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.

266. That's not mud.

267. The interwebz is for cats only

268. The government is a lie.

269. three 69's. mmmm

270. The CIA is a lie

271. If it is merely amazing, it can never be OMIGOSH!

272. Anonymous rules the internet. No exceptions.

273. Be afraid of Allah. Wherever you are.

274. ;_;

276. inb4 ???? PROFIT

277. inafteralotofshit

278. THIS RULE IS NOT AS HUEG AS XBOX

279. Anonymous, The only thing you've managed to break so far, Is my heart.

280. This was a triumph.

281. All Anonymous are Hackers on Steroids. No Exceptions.

282. It's not Lupus. It's never Lupus. No Exceptions.

283. Stop calling me homo.

otakuq
04-10-2010, 09:03 AM
and continued


284. Pillz Here.

285. All will add to the awesome of this site. No exceptions.

286. There are always an exception. No exceptions.

287. Everybody is playing the game. No exceptions.

288. Nothing is Sacred.

289. The Black Guy Dies first. NO Exceptions. Unless it's Morgan Freeman.

290. No one in real life cares about your interests. No exceptions.

291. Women are for sammiches. No exceptions. Women who are offended can refer to rule 293.

292. Women belong in the kitchen. No exceptions. Unless it is in the bedroom.

293. Why aren't you in the kitchen? WHORE.

294. There is always an exception, when there's no exceptions.

294.5 Rule 294 = lie. No exceptions.

295. She does not want to touch you, nor does she want to love you.

297. Reading this makes you a mrade. As many exceptions as wanted

298. If you see it on 4chan it doesn't exist.

299. This is blasphemy. This is madness. No exceptions.

300. Rule 299 IS A LIE. THIS IS SPARTA. NO EXCEPTIONS.

301. 16 year old girls are the largest known source of fail in the universe. No exceptions.

302. If it isn't a Rule. It Doesn't exist. No Exceptions. Please Refer to Rule 303 for further Instructions.

303. If it isn't a Rule Yet, it will be. No Exceptions

304. Anontalk is a bunch of ***s. No exceptions.

305. AT&T is a bunch of ***s. No exceptions.

306. GOD WAS HERE. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

307. DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS

308. Thepiratebay is full of win. No exceptions

309. Moar rules?

310. Microsoft Sam is God. No Exceptions.

311. LOLcats created the internet. No Exceptions.

312. Rule 311 is false. Chuck Norris created the internet. No exceptions.

313. Tampons are teabags for vampires.

314.1592653589793238462643383279502... . Expect us.

315. Do NOT troll a troll. You do not know the consequences of doing this.

316. O o
317. /?_______________________________
318. | SHOOP DA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOP
319. \_???????????????????????????????

321. The lazer destroyed rule 320

322. Refer to step 1 on Rule #164

323. Boxxy Co$ is the only exception to rule 19.

324. One shall never be judged by what they fap to.

325. you NEVER shoot anybody in the balls. No exceptions.

326. Sharing is caring. No exceptions.

327. as long as there are 2 people on this earth, somebody is gonna want somebody dead

328. You always lose your money on something, no exceptions.

329. You always should like waffles.

330. Ctrl+W opens another webpage.

331. Rule -9 is the only exception to rule 325. No exceptions.

332. everybody was a new*** at one point in their lives.

333. None of the Internet rules can apply to every day life.

334. The Filmcow Forum member Tozoa_Nuva will destroy the internet.

335. In 50 years the world will follow these rule as if they were the bible.

336. Fear is only an alusion. No Exeptions.

337. No matter who or where you are Pedobear will find you.

338. Sage is sexy. see Rule 86.

339. In soviet Russia, Rules write YOU!!!!!

340. People on the internet don't care for your sympathy all they want is your pride.

341. The internet is like a cake, which is like an onion witch is like an ogre.

342. If God made us and we made the internet then god must love porn.

343. 1+1=3. No exeptions.

343-GS. no, u cant kill him so stop trying.

344. If we were ment to fly we would be born with jet engines.

345. If you link-surf more than 3 times you will end up on porn.

346. Two people and something inanimate will always end bad.

347. Plagerizim is only right when its for school work! no execeptions.

348. Rule 347 was taken from some one else for a good reason.

349. The only proper way to experiance Web 2.0 is to use windows vista or mac OSX and be running firefox or google chrome. no exceptions.

350. Anyone can hack anything. No Exceptions.

351. Always remember, what has been seen can not be unseen

352. The internet is alive and it knows where you live. No exceptions.

353. Chuck Norris. No exceptions

354. Everyone, everywhere, sucks, all the time

355. Randomly typing the word "****" into anything instantly makes it better

356. YouTube wants your soul

357. The internet is everything. All that once was and all that will be. It controls time and space; love and death. The internet can see into your mind. The internet can see into your SOOOUUL. Not really

358. Santa runs Amazon, no exceptions.

359. WWRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

360. If it's not a meme it soon will be. Except Milhouse. No exceptions.

361. The Goggles, They do nothing

362. If all else fails, google it.

363. Viewing/making Rule 34 of Yotsuba Koiwai(404 Girl) forces anonymous to inflict horrible pain to all of the following; You, your family, your children, their friends, their friend's families, You again, and anyone outside of anomymous who has ever heard the individual letters that make up your name.

365. No one on the internet knows how to count

366. Posting your opinion on the internet instantly makes it wrong. No exceptions

367. Godwin's Law applies. No exceptions or you're a nazi.

368. You suck, no exceptions.

369. Just Stop, hammertime.

370. Lost? Mapquest FTW.

371. The rules are SERIOUS ****ING BUISNESS.

372. Game over. No exceptions.

373. The first word of rules 368-372.

375. Weegee can see you if you see him.

376. If all else fails, KILL IT WITH FIRE

377. Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate

378. Don't copy that floppy

379. If they see you rollin' they will start hatin'

380. Rule ∞+4 is SERIOUS ****ING BUSINESS.

381. N00bs are an often over looked section of the food guide pyramid.

382. The internet does what it does because it can.

383. Nothing bad ever happens in Utah.

384. Foxy Fluffs are everything. No exceptions.

385. Huskys are the new fox.

386. Sleep is for the weak you will die. No exceptions.

387. The game is a cake. See rule 66.

388. Samus's crotch is ALWAYS a trap. No exceptions.

389. Just because you play Halo or Call of Duty, doesn't mean you're a dedicated gamer.

390. Censorship is for *** holes.

391. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

392. Messing with the rules is like dividing by zero and falcon punching Captian Falcon combined. YOU DON'T ****ING DO IT!!!

393. Every major Team Fortress 2 update will nerf the spy. No exceptions.

394. Beyonce DID have one of the best vidoes of all time

395. Leave Britany alone. No exceptions.

396. Bitches will never know 'bout your ****. No exceptions.

397. See 667. No Exeptions.

398. Redundant redundancy is redundant. No exceptions

399. Rule 398 is redundant

400. Anonymous knows that you're secretly a gay, furry, pedo, emo bitch. No exceptions

401. Leave Chris Crocker alone. No exceptions

402. You are always naked at all time on the internet. No exeptions.

403. you are not permitted to view this rule.

404. This rule is unable to be found.

405. Head on must be applied directly to the forehead

406. Always remeber, the Tails Doll is real

407. I accidently a coka~cola bottle. Is this bad?

408. You are all slaves to advertisment. No exceptions. Now buy this.

409. Lex Luther took 40 cakes. And that's terrible.

410. Humans are apes, no exception.

411. The computer network consisting of a worldwide network of computer networks that use the TCP/IP network protocols to facilitate data transmission and exchange upon websites and pages is very meaningful in its existance and tampering with said network is not to be taken lightly. For translation please see rule 380.

411. Llamas are wonderful animals

412. Every time you lol, a kitteh gets a caption

413. **** you, I'm an Ant Eater

414. Everytime you fail, keyboard cat is there to send you off

415. Nerds are the cool kids, cool kids are losers. So by what I just said, nerds are actually losers because they're the cool kids and the cool kids are the losers and uh... I've gone cross-eyed

416. _____ (see rule 417)

417. this rule was initially left blank

418. If it weighs the same as a duck, therefore you can conclude that it is made of wood and that it can float.

419. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

420. Mythbusters, blowing shit up for die-hard geeks since 2003

421. Linux FTW, Mac sux

422. To catch a pedobear, one must think like a pedobear

423. _____ (see rule 417)

500. This rule had an internal error.

666. Humanity is evil. No exceptions.

667. You must be playing the game at all times, You just lost.

1337. You are not an old*** because you know what 1337 means. No exceptions.

2000. Y2K can't triforce, thus he is a new***. No exceptions.

2001. gravity cat is not amused. no exceptions.

2002. You must construct additional pylons.

2003. SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS!!!

2004. Knowing is half the battle.

2005. Violence is the other half of the battle.

2006. Only Chuck Norris can really TRIFORCE.

2012. It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine.

3141.59 (ANOGTHSTER WAS BANNED FOR MAKING THIS RULE)

9000. Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?...

9001. It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!! No exceptions.

9002. New***s abuse the meme "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND"

9003.grammar nazi owns your ass

525600. You can't measure the life of a women or a man. No exceptions.

123456789. See rule 123

∞. Guns are the answer. No exceptions.

∞+1. Denying it does make it go away except AIDS, no exceptions

∞+2. Its not gay if you beat them up afterwards.

∞+3. Only New***s believe in the number Infiniti.

∞+4. Rule G is SERIOUS ****ING BUSINESS.

∞+5. Your mom jokes are getting a little old now.

∞+6. Your mom is getting a little old too!!!!!

∞+7. When fighting zombies, aim for the head!

∞+8. If their head comes off and they are still standing, aim for something else.

∞+9. RayWilliamJohnson did your mom. No exceptions

∞+10. Theres no such thing as "The meaning of life"

∞+11. Rule 42 is the exception to rule ∞+10.

∞+12. Chuck Norris is the exception to rules 34-35. No exceptions

∞+13. All people are shit. No exceptions.

∞+14. If you think that you are an exception to rule ∞+13 then you are really shit. No exceptions.

∞+15. Chuck Norris is the exception to rules ∞+13 and ∞+14. No exceptions.

∞+16. ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A. Congratualtions, you are now god.

∞+∞. ????

∞+∞2. PROFIT!

1. /0. the world will now explode, kthxbai

xiety
04-10-2010, 09:05 AM
Epic fail in spoiler tag

OVirus53
04-10-2010, 09:07 AM
EPIC SONG!

l4GoHgR73D4

mlcdl
04-10-2010, 10:07 AM
what's next

Bloop
04-10-2010, 11:57 AM
http://www.girlsrockradio.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/spam1.jpg

fadyr3y8038046bey2qt8i75eryw
-pqw.r[pt[5t][3pe3kfgy562DTG6=Q3ROMU-5574617E7T32

MioAkiyama
04-10-2010, 05:26 PM
wthell O_o ^^

d12rwin
04-10-2010, 05:32 PM
Spam!! ooooooohhhh!! *nom nom nom nom nom nom*

xiety
04-11-2010, 01:11 AM
Lady GaGa

eliemusica
04-11-2010, 01:27 AM
in yaoi manga, every guy is naturally gay.

ShadowsLiyte
04-11-2010, 02:08 AM
Lady GaGa

evil

xiety
04-11-2010, 02:42 AM
evil

LoL

qwrurewq
04-11-2010, 07:25 AM
[well here u go ... since u asked for it i just thought i should just waste some time doing this^^]

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MioAkiyama
04-11-2010, 07:52 AM
someones advertising

lastshin
04-11-2010, 08:03 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
getting bored gotta watch some anime now!

d12rwin
04-11-2010, 10:22 AM
rwuuuaaa!! nom nom nom nom nom

assasins
04-11-2010, 10:44 AM
gyaaaaaaaa...........wawawawawa
i'm sooooo booorreeedd.....it feel's like i'm gonna explode

xiety
04-11-2010, 11:07 AM
Feed me

lastshin
04-11-2010, 11:27 AM
help me!!!!!
drowning not from water!!! something hard to resist!
hahahaha

xiety
04-12-2010, 01:43 AM
everything started as a dots

RandyPen
04-12-2010, 02:07 AM
Ggyaaaaaaaabbbooooooooo xd

RandyPen
04-12-2010, 02:08 AM
nothing to do here in the office O_o

xiety
04-12-2010, 02:39 AM
I love the music

MioAkiyama
04-12-2010, 06:54 AM
ABUNAI!!! lol random

xiety
04-12-2010, 08:34 AM
d88UQPRjp54

FULL Version

vaporeon200
04-12-2010, 08:34 AM
D⑨ Y⑨U KN⑨W WH⑨ THE HELL I AM?!

<object width="1300" height="765"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/adm22BLeUpQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&hd=1&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/adm22BLeUpQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&hd=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="1300" height="765"></embed></object>

xiety
04-12-2010, 08:47 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/barton10/Resemble.jpg

mlcdl
04-12-2010, 09:06 AM
.....what the

MioAkiyama
04-12-2010, 09:12 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/barton10/Resemble.jpg

:emh23:

AiChan
04-12-2010, 10:14 AM
=_= *aigooo..

MioAkiyama
04-12-2010, 11:43 AM
AOU4FcUqA3Q
:ehm23:

MioAkiyama
04-12-2010, 11:43 AM
that was totally spam xD

d12rwin
04-12-2010, 01:01 PM
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

xiety
04-12-2010, 01:49 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/barton10/Resemble.jpg

i wish i could kiss too

d12rwin
04-12-2010, 02:32 PM
I want to hug a cute girl! omochikaeri~! XD

AiChan
04-12-2010, 02:36 PM
Hhmmm.. Hhmmm.. Hhmmm..

reneil26
04-12-2010, 02:47 PM
spam for lunch...

flamezaber
04-12-2010, 02:49 PM
dr. octagonapus

d12rwin
04-12-2010, 02:50 PM
nom nom nom nom nom nom

xorel
04-12-2010, 02:54 PM
what are u eating?

xiety
04-12-2010, 02:57 PM
Human flesh for sure

assasins
04-12-2010, 03:15 PM
boom boom boom boom boom..............

xiety
04-12-2010, 03:56 PM
Whats cooking

xiety
04-13-2010, 12:44 AM
Getting bored again

xiety
04-13-2010, 12:47 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/barton10/Kappa.jpg

Kappa ?

d12rwin
04-13-2010, 02:44 AM
whoa a kappa! XD

xiety
04-13-2010, 03:19 AM
Kappa da~ ?

MioAkiyama
04-13-2010, 03:36 AM
aw cute sig :D
haruhi with long hair is nicer xD

d12rwin
04-13-2010, 03:43 AM
yes! i like haruhi with long hair!

xiety
04-13-2010, 03:52 AM
Blame it to Kyon he said its way cuter if she cut her hair

mlcdl
04-13-2010, 05:44 AM
......what the......nice sig......back to scratching head mode...

lastshin
04-13-2010, 07:25 AM
as for me still searching....

hahaha

xiety
04-13-2010, 08:52 AM
Searching for what

weisner21
04-13-2010, 08:57 AM
tae it mga tawoooooooo!!!!!

MioAkiyama
04-13-2010, 10:12 AM
i blame kyon for bending the life of haruhi xD AHHAHAAHAHHA

OVirus53
04-13-2010, 10:31 AM
End of line.

MioAkiyama
04-13-2010, 11:18 AM
2MYeFBGDEU0
i am willing to donate my eye to erza :D xD
erza kYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!!!!!!1

xiety
04-13-2010, 12:42 PM
Erza was given an eye though just to cover her blind right eye by their guild master Makarov after she joined fairy tail plus the armor that she mastered re-equip spell

xiety
04-13-2010, 01:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1RKr4pWOqs&feature=fvst

assasins
04-13-2010, 01:38 PM
testing-testing.....*beep-beep*
is this Microphone working....???

xiety
04-13-2010, 02:21 PM
Loke of Fairy Tail is a celestial being just like Lucy use her keys

xiety
04-14-2010, 01:53 AM
DONT LEAVE ME ALONE !!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/barton10/Alone.jpg

dthmadness
04-14-2010, 06:49 AM
OMG YES i love this thread oasdvniqpejnvq;oe;nbpoq[na s';;eqbvmeo xDxD awesome WHARRGARBAL

dthmadness
04-14-2010, 06:51 AM
DONT LEAVE ME ALONE !!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/barton10/Alone.jpg

hahahahahahaha wow thats pretty funny:emhh12: :emhh22:

xiety
04-14-2010, 08:39 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/barton10/Alone.jpg


Worst case scenario

AiChan
04-14-2010, 09:27 AM
meiu~

xiety
04-14-2010, 11:53 AM
Every week i change my signature for some reason i dont know why

MioAkiyama
04-14-2010, 12:26 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/barton10/Alone.jpg


Worst case scenario

ahahhahah edited xD

MioAkiyama
04-14-2010, 12:27 PM
and yes i want the girl no i mean the pocky xD

xiety
04-14-2010, 12:43 PM
Nope its real its happen

xiety
04-14-2010, 12:43 PM
The server went down 7.33 am

xiety
04-14-2010, 12:46 PM
Plus i cant make a composite kinda difficult
plus my task bar is there

I cant cut the view online user box it will more obvious

MioAkiyama
04-14-2010, 02:11 PM
hmm yep o i wish i didnt go back to sleep xD

AiChan
04-14-2010, 02:22 PM
HTT ---- Houkago Tea Time (放課後ティータイム, after school tea time). mieu~

pawitzZkieE
04-14-2010, 02:43 PM
IF YOU WANT TO SPAM!

~just spam it! XD

weisner21
04-14-2010, 02:55 PM
Kay anu it mga tawooooo galawgaw!!! gin sisinugo ak hin waray katapusan!!!
tae hiran tanan!!!! waray gana it kina buhi!!! bagiisog ak kay waray gana it kinabuhi!!!!
kun nakakahibaro ka it tak gin sosorat obvious ba nag iisog ak kay gusti ko la!!!ehehehehe!!!!


If you dont understand what I wrote up there!!!pls dont try to understand!!!

AiChan
04-14-2010, 02:56 PM
YUI : Miss Sawa sensei! I have one last request. Please take that wad of cash and .. slap me on the face!
SAWA CHAN: Eehh.. *smack the money on Yui's cheek*
YUI: I feel so blessed. ^◡^

d12rwin
04-14-2010, 03:56 PM
ooohhh.. nom nom nom nom nom

xiety
04-15-2010, 07:11 AM
Cook some eggs on the road or even the roof of the car

xiety
04-15-2010, 07:18 AM
Remember this

http://otaku-streamers.com/community/picture.php?groupid=7&pictureid=2490

MioAkiyama
04-15-2010, 07:41 AM
Remember this

http://otaku-streamers.com/community/picture.php?groupid=7&pictureid=2490

AHAHAHHAHA I SO REMEMBER THIS!!!!
YURI FTW~
ahhaha -nosebleeds- :emh24:

xiety
04-15-2010, 07:44 AM
I used that image but it failed during my construction of little messages ^^ to my friends

ohh this one

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/barton10/StrawberryPanic.jpg

xiety
04-15-2010, 07:45 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/barton10/screenSakray018.jpg


Look the date ^^

xiety
04-15-2010, 08:03 AM
dU4lYcN6zEY

MioAkiyama
04-15-2010, 08:05 AM
After Im born I finally realize
I exist to imitate humans
VOCALOID fated to sing forever
even if a song has already existed
a programmed toy accepts it just fine
gnawing on a leek, looking up at the sky
shedding tears noticing
that even all that is fading
the whole character
depending on singing
with an unreliable basis
the place I came from already destroyed
when everyone forgets me
Ill have no heart
or such thing left in me
Vocaloid at the verge of insanity
whose world has ended

I wish that at the time when
I cant sing well
youd be with me
stay by my side and cheer me up

I want to see your happy face
Ive been practicing singing, so

once singing
was so much fun
but now why
Im not feeling anything anymore

==forgive me==

when I remember faces
of people that Ive missed
I can relax just a little
the sounds Im able to sing
get fewer every day
the end is drawing near

what I believed in,
comfortable fantasy
repeating again and again
reflected in a mirror
give up singing
shout in a violent manner
(my farewell song at
the highest speed)

the virtual image that is
meaning of life
cant be shaken away
the fear of a weak heart vanishing
or breakdown from eroding
just created, I dont have the
strength of will to prevent it all
your sad suffering
expression comes to mind
I declare its the end
fall asleep inside the monitor
this must be the trash bin huh
all memory being deleted
right away, can you grasp it?
but you know, only you I wont forget
we had fun times
can you still remember
the taste of chopped leek

I want to sing
I still want to sing

I became somewhat of a
bad child, it seems

Master, please end it all
somehow with your hand

because I do not want
to see you suffer anymore

Now singing is just
making my body rot away
I ask for a miracle
but I just drive myself
into a dead-end

==forgive me==

I try to remember faces
of people Ive missed
but those memories
are fading away
you hear me break
my heart is vanishing
the death
is drawing near

I was trying to protect
the fading light
that presented an illusion
of a better future
the sound is sacrificed
so I can communicate
it all to you
(compressed farewell song)

After Im born I finally realize
I exist to imitate humans
VOCALOID fated
to sing forever
even if a song has already existed
a programmed toy
accepts it just fine
gnawing on a leek
looking up at the sky shedding tears
I declare its the end
fall asleep inside the monitor
this must be the trash bin huh
all memory being deleted
right away, can you grasp it?
but you know, its only you
that I wont forget
we had fun times
I wish that the taste
of chopped leek would still stay
Im singing to the end, just for you
songs that I want you to hear
Id want to sing more
but thats too much to wish for
this is where we part
all my feelings disappear into thin air
reducing to 0s and 1s
the fairy tale, curtain is falling
isnt it a little sad that
nothing can stay there?
everything except the memories of a voice
is fading, leaving ony a name
but if, say. I know that
it is not what He wished for
singing it all to the end
was not in vain is what I want to think

thank you and goodbye

an irreversible error
has occured
an irreversible error

mlcdl
04-15-2010, 08:07 AM
...what next

d12rwin
04-15-2010, 08:07 AM
Hey, that's Disappearance of Hatsune miku! O.o

MioAkiyama
04-15-2010, 08:10 AM
yes i know its awesome xD

d12rwin
04-15-2010, 08:14 AM
good thing it got error before it uninstall. Dont know if its the host or miku do that o.o

mlcdl
04-15-2010, 08:46 AM
na~

MioAkiyama
04-15-2010, 11:29 AM
Wth

mlcdl
04-15-2010, 11:36 AM
+124

AiChan
04-15-2010, 11:41 AM
Hhmmm.. >_>

xiety
04-15-2010, 12:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d88UQPRjp54&feature=related

MioAkiyama
04-15-2010, 05:19 PM
this time its edited !!!
is it a right guess? xD

jeiru01
04-15-2010, 05:24 PM
wow.. beat the record! oahaha

AiChan
04-15-2010, 07:48 PM
nom nom nom nom nom nom... =_= LOL.

ShadowsLiyte
04-15-2010, 08:17 PM
nom nom nom nom nom nom... =_= LOL.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_doKuPrR0vqY/SwdMe6OGlXI/AAAAAAAAAbI/Gyebygnkwqw/s1600/385px-Pac_Man_svg.png

nom nom nom

AiChan
04-15-2010, 08:34 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_doKuPrR0vqY/SwdMe6OGlXI/AAAAAAAAAbI/Gyebygnkwqw/s1600/385px-Pac_Man_svg.png

nom nom nom

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ShadowsLiyte
04-15-2010, 09:53 PM
nom nom nom nom nom.

http://geekwhisperin.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/spam.jpg
nom.

xiety
04-16-2010, 01:26 AM
Ahahaha auto play song

lastshin
04-16-2010, 04:45 AM
hey what are you guys up to this time?

ShadowsLiyte
04-16-2010, 04:54 AM
hey what are you guys up to this time?

setting peoples cars on fire, blowing up houses, putting thermite in peoples' sodas... yknow, the usual.

lastshin
04-16-2010, 05:01 AM
nice! let me try that ones in a while

mlcdl
04-16-2010, 05:19 AM
Free time...before my .......dead state

DoubleZeta
04-16-2010, 06:43 AM
So this thread is still alive? It's been like... I dunno? Somewhat like more than a year now? WTH...

mlcdl
04-16-2010, 06:48 AM
So this thread is still alive? It's been like... I dunno? Somewhat like more than a year now? WTH...


This thread would not be gone as long as xiety and us are still on OS

xiety
04-16-2010, 12:46 PM
So this thread is still alive? It's been like... I dunno? Somewhat like more than a year now? WTH...

How about your still alive and also a year

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d88UQPRjp54&feature=related

vectorplate
04-16-2010, 01:03 PM
oh darn. my throat hurts. TT~TT
--too much sweets .. :((

MioAkiyama
04-16-2010, 01:03 PM
no thnx? xD

DoubleZeta
04-16-2010, 01:17 PM
How about your still alive and also a year

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d88UQPRjp54&feature=related

Well, I dunno if that was a good thing or a bad thing?

lastshin
04-16-2010, 01:28 PM
over night! its really fun wooohooo!

xiety
04-16-2010, 01:48 PM
http://otaku-streamers.com/community/showpost.php?p=66010&postcount=314

lastshin
04-16-2010, 03:08 PM
the moon has such a nice shape and color at my place tonight!

MioAkiyama
04-16-2010, 03:18 PM
i fell from my board T_T

asaness01234
04-16-2010, 05:20 PM
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t258/wakers09/kenpachi.jpg hmmm~~

asaness01234
04-16-2010, 05:43 PM
http://img2.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/10092008/2/4/c/4/24c431dd621ab0_full.jpg

OVirus53
04-16-2010, 06:14 PM
SUBLIME

heehee~

wookiee
04-16-2010, 08:31 PM
I fail as a person !

MioAkiyama
04-17-2010, 01:56 AM
rofl

MioAkiyama
04-17-2010, 02:02 AM
if by rudyard kipling

MioAkiyama
04-17-2010, 02:09 AM
momoe kawaii

xiety
04-17-2010, 02:47 AM
Honey x Clover

xiety
04-17-2010, 02:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIfhc7d_w-4

mlcdl
04-17-2010, 04:50 AM
Now what next?

kaifox
04-17-2010, 04:54 AM
near to 4k guys...

kaifox
04-17-2010, 05:08 AM
long time no post guys.. its been awhile but mlcdl already have 765 post.. when i saw that my expression is *WTH* so fast.. hahaha
also at xiety near to 1k.. haha i think your aiming for being the top poster.. hahaha well good luck

mlcdl
04-17-2010, 05:20 AM
long time no post guys.. its been awhile but mlcdl already have 765 post.. when i saw that my expression is *WTH* so fast.. hahaha
also at xiety near to 1k.. haha i think your aiming for being the top poster.. hahaha well good luck

Hahaha...why don't look at mio As well....almost 900

MioAkiyama
04-17-2010, 05:29 AM
What

MioAkiyama
04-17-2010, 05:49 AM
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lastshin
04-17-2010, 05:51 AM
hahahahaha
that is some spam!!!

asaness01234
04-17-2010, 05:56 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/24ewf4l.jpg

mlcdl
04-17-2010, 05:57 AM
Now that is spam....hahha

MioAkiyama
04-17-2010, 06:01 AM
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mlcdl
04-17-2010, 06:49 AM
+121

AiChan
04-17-2010, 07:15 AM
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weisner21
04-17-2010, 07:43 AM
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mlcdl
04-17-2010, 08:16 AM
+119

AiChan
04-17-2010, 10:14 AM
=_= I-ish bored....

mlcdl
04-17-2010, 01:42 PM
Entering dead state

MioAkiyama
04-17-2010, 03:59 PM
Chatbox higurashi night !!!!

kaifox
04-17-2010, 04:18 PM
well its not called spam thread if we wont spam right... hahaha

spam forever and live happier.. hahaha

AiChan
04-17-2010, 04:42 PM
RAWR!!! yay there are people in the spam >_>

kaifox
04-17-2010, 05:58 PM
hahah im still here?,,,,

AiChan
04-17-2010, 06:34 PM
I miss O2JAM!!! :'c

The connection isn't good and it's raining hard here... I think I should hit the sack.. g'Night people :D

xiety
04-18-2010, 12:17 AM
Red eyes is not sore eyes, you almost reach the sharingan stage

kaifox
04-18-2010, 03:02 AM
whahahaha WTH xiety... so you do have red eyes? hahaha

kaifox
04-18-2010, 03:05 AM
*cheering* go go xiety, go go xiety
you almost reach your goal
get ready to smash them all
hahaha xiety's near to a thousand of post...

xiety
04-18-2010, 04:44 AM
wanna see my sharingan ?

xiety
04-18-2010, 04:45 AM
http://photos-p.friendster.com/photos/55/78/5938755/1_393175446l.jpg

kaifox
04-18-2010, 05:05 AM
whahaha.. xiety its edited.. ehehehe

Pattehfilipino
04-18-2010, 05:11 AM
YESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH preordered monhun 3 and now all I have to do is waittttttttttttttttt
waku waku waku waku waku waku waku waku waku waku

xiety
04-18-2010, 05:16 AM
No way Monster Hunter 3 !! >.<

ShadowsLiyte
04-18-2010, 07:18 AM
waku waku wakka wakka wakka

o__O

ShadowsLiyte
04-18-2010, 07:19 AM
hm.. only a few more posts. nice xiety

kaifox
04-18-2010, 07:28 AM
4k 4k 4k 4k 4k 4k 4k 4k 4k

mlcdl
04-18-2010, 08:32 AM
Gotta post......gotta post

mlcdl
04-18-2010, 11:14 AM
+110

AiChan
04-18-2010, 11:16 AM
waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. O_O *stares*

MioAkiyama
04-18-2010, 12:34 PM
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grrr now i hate -_-''

AiChan
04-18-2010, 02:38 PM
O_O *stares at mio*

CloverLeaf
04-18-2010, 03:11 PM
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6063/23511108819915809090100.jpg

i can't stop laughing whenever i look at this pic. XD

xiety
04-18-2010, 04:40 PM
What comes after 999 ?

MioAkiyama
04-18-2010, 05:06 PM
symmetry :D

AiChan
04-18-2010, 05:47 PM
^
*
*
Death the Kid

xiety
04-19-2010, 03:15 AM
What to do

lastshin
04-19-2010, 03:59 AM
woot woot woot
I'm beyond god like! and ultra kill!!!!
woooohoooo!!!!

RandyPen
04-19-2010, 04:03 AM
spam in the office XD

mlcdl
04-19-2010, 05:01 AM
Now someone has to...........

MioAkiyama
04-19-2010, 05:07 AM
i estimated my 5th place :D

mlcdl
04-19-2010, 05:10 AM
Yes you are....

ShadowsLiyte
04-19-2010, 05:53 AM
wow so close. who will be #4000? not me =)

mattduy
04-19-2010, 05:57 AM
4000!!!!!!!!!!

Rawr!!!