annoy me.. XD

[Soujiro Ken]

guys, teach me some tactics to annoy somebody.. can't think of a good thread to start so I made this out of nowhere.. XD

[adiktdtololi]

Go here ^^ you'l Learn some tricks here^^ just watch the vids^^ and learn^^ ehehehe


http://www.youtube.com/user/jimathers

yu can try here to

http://www.youtube.com/user/AngryAussie

[jeiru01]

here's mine:

here are some ways:

-look for someone and then when that someone comes, go..
-whenever someone is calling you from far (less than 4 meters maybe) although you can hear them, do not look at them, and just ask them later about what is it.
-when someone asks for your name, tell them that they can find it in your birth certificate.
-when everything seems to be going not good, make a smile and laugh. (everyone will be annoyed since, that was a serious situation, who wouldn't be)
-keep on saying the same things all of the time. (ex: I say: watch kkm, after someone speaks and asks me, I repeat the same line. and when another one asks me about something, I answer them, the same line.)
-Do not use common words, use deep ones.. (ex: instead of the word: Goodbye, try words that are not very common, use those that are deep ex: the time for me to depart has finally come, I shall depart and leave the rest to your capable hands, farewell.., or something like that)
-expose something and don't tell anyone that you exposed it.
-when someone shows you a serious or mad face, laugh or smirk. (viola)
-put senseless replies to something. (Is it obvious?)
-when someone talks to you about something, even though you have already heard all of it, tell them: huh? what? they will be forced to repeat it, depending on them of course..
-Use lot's of signature moves. (ex: use the signature move of an alchemist, etc etc, they will probably think of it of course, and when the time comes, and you still haven't quite it, and haven't told them what is it, they will be annoyed)
-make lot's of nicknames, slangs, calls, and etc etc to something. (ex: I call "moymoy" moy squirt or moy raised to the power of two, or something like that."
-when someone texts to you, even though they are on your phonebook, tell them: who are you?

-and many more, that are too long to type, I'm feeling a little lazy.. -_-

[those are proven right tactics on how to annoy someone, believe me, they're from my experiences/experiments *evil grin*(In my case that is, )]

[Capone3830]

the master of annoyance: http://www.youtube.com/user/realannoyingorange?blend=3&ob=4#p/u/11/DD5UKQggXTc

theres a general rule for annoying someone.

just do the same things over and over again. like poking his face or something^^ he/she will get annoyed for sure.

[mlcdl]

here are some ways:

-look for someone and then when that someone comes, go..
-whenever someone is calling you from far (less than 4 meters maybe) although you can hear them, do not look at them, and just ask them later about what is it.
-when someone asks for your name, tell them that they can find it in your birth certificate.
-when everything seems to be going not good, make a smile and laugh. (everyone will be annoyed since, that was a serious situation, who wouldn't be)
-keep on saying the same things all of the time. (ex: I say: watch kkm, after someone speaks and asks me, I repeat the same line. and when another one asks me about something, I answer them, the same line.)
-Do not use common words, use deep ones.. (ex: instead of the word: Goodbye, try words that are not very common, use those that are deep ex: the time for me to depart has finally come, I shall depart and leave the rest to your capable hands, farewell.., or something like that)
-expose something and don't tell anyone that you exposed it.
-when someone shows you a serious or mad face, laugh or smirk. (viola)
-put senseless replies to something. (Is it obvious?)
-when someone talks to you about something, even though you have already heard all of it, tell them: huh? what? they will be forced to repeat it, depending on them of course..
-Use lot's of signature moves. (ex: use the signature move of an alchemist, etc etc, they will probably think of it of course, and when the time comes, and you still haven't quite it, and haven't told them what is it, they will be annoyed)
-make lot's of nicknames, slangs, calls, and etc etc to something. (ex: I call "moymoy" moy squirt or moy raised to the power of two, or something like that."
-when someone texts to you, even though they are on your phonebook, tell them: who are you?

-and many more, that are too long to type, I'm feeling a little lazy.. -_-

[those are proven right tactics on how to annoy someone, believe me, they're from my experiences/experiments *evil grin*]

Sorry.....in my area all of that won't work....I have the same idea but they were hardly work on the folks in here.

It just an incomplete set but you might try it as well Soujiro

[p4pex33]

hahahah, annoying somebody is easy or me...
try asking him a question if he answered say: do i care? hahahah

[KissXsis]

just insult him/her over and over again :D

[p4pex33]

try to insult his/ her parents... hahahha, that should work

[takasuryuuji]

It always depends on the situation......
- if you just want that person to see you ( to pay some attention to you ).......
* do the thing that he/she hates..every minutes
- if really want to hurt that person ( to see him/her suffer).......
* insult that person or her/his family members with personal things....
* hurt her/his physically...


I don't think that this will help you.......just forget your hatred.....
"Vengeance will find it's own time and place."

[mlcdl]

I don't think that this will help you.......just forget your hatred.....
"Vengeance will find it's own time and place."

Agree, but things such like that is something they feel to do so I think I would not going to counter soujiro

[Ephenyan]

stare at the target continuously until said target gets annoyed.
easy as that.

[MioAkiyama]

hmmm annoy~ ?
every question ill just have to be sarcastic and say OKAY~
well it doesnt work sometimes
and my second one that annoys people is
this word i dont think its a word
=pssssssssssst~= < do it and pretend that you didnt do it xD
do it several times xD

[jzero99]

here's mine:

here are some ways:

-look for someone and then when that someone comes, go..
-whenever someone is calling you from far (less than 4 meters maybe) although you can hear them, do not look at them, and just ask them later about what is it.
-when someone asks for your name, tell them that they can find it in your birth certificate.
-when everything seems to be going not good, make a smile and laugh. (everyone will be annoyed since, that was a serious situation, who wouldn't be)
-keep on saying the same things all of the time. (ex: I say: watch kkm, after someone speaks and asks me, I repeat the same line. and when another one asks me about something, I answer them, the same line.)
-Do not use common words, use deep ones.. (ex: instead of the word: Goodbye, try words that are not very common, use those that are deep ex: the time for me to depart has finally come, I shall depart and leave the rest to your capable hands, farewell.., or something like that)
-expose something and don't tell anyone that you exposed it.
-when someone shows you a serious or mad face, laugh or smirk. (viola)
-put senseless replies to something. (Is it obvious?)
-when someone talks to you about something, even though you have already heard all of it, tell them: huh? what? they will be forced to repeat it, depending on them of course..
-Use lot's of signature moves. (ex: use the signature move of an alchemist, etc etc, they will probably think of it of course, and when the time comes, and you still haven't quite it, and haven't told them what is it, they will be annoyed)
-make lot's of nicknames, slangs, calls, and etc etc to something. (ex: I call "moymoy" moy squirt or moy raised to the power of two, or something like that."
-when someone texts to you, even though they are on your phonebook, tell them: who are you?

-and many more, that are too long to type, I'm feeling a little lazy.. -_-

[those are proven right tactics on how to annoy someone, believe me, they're from my experiences/experiments *evil grin*(In my case that is, )]


LoL i do that almost everyday!!
especially when someone calls me i ignore them and then after a while I ask them what is it.. (gosh my English Sucks)

and if you want some more techniques to annoy someone watch the annoying orange ^^

[lemonsquare]

It's easy to annoy someone. haha.. :]

Just constantly interrupt to whatever she/he says... do it every-time then you'll definitely annoy that person! haha.. :]

[lastshin]

if there talking to just keep replying
huh?

that works for me a lot!

[AnkokuRyuu]

just continuously stare at them

[lastshin]

here is a new one keep following the guy and when he or she notice it and talks to you dont reply or act like you dont see him/her

[Soujiro Ken]

try to insult his/ her parents... hahahha, that should work

LOLZ!! I don't think I am that evil yet to do such a thing.. lolz.. yeah I am devious but if I do that I think I won't just annoy them.. most likely they'll abhor me and never talk to me again.. XD


if you want some more techniques to annoy someone watch the annoying orange ^^

God, just watching that video is enough to annoy me so badly.. guess I just have to download that video in my phone and make them watch it.. I'm sure they'll be annoyed.. lolz.. XD

[zevlag21]

here is one of the best i know...
me: i have a joke
you:what?
me: you don't know then your stupid
(this one is really tagalog)

[egreyes]

..... act as if you don't see them .....
..... act as if you don't hear them ......
..... act as if nothing happens ......
..... act as if you don't know them .....
..... and act as if you don't care .....

..... I'm sure they will get annoyed!!!! Hahahaha .....

[jhai0603]

Just stay silent.
Quite simple.
If it's not effective, go break a few things.

[blackmenthol]

throw paper balls or something...


or maybe just punch them...;)

[B0b]

Tell them that they're annoying. Trust me, they'll be pissed.

[Lapis]

i've done this before out of boredom, xD but when your friend is over or something...act like you don't see him/her or something walk up to the nearest person and say hi -insert your friends name here name here-! when they say they're not the name..

go to the next person, keep doing this untill there's no one left,

then when your friend is annoyed and walks up to you, saying "hey!..what are you doing?..i'm right here," reply with "i don't know a right here..." or "nice to meet you, but...your not -insert they're name here-" xD but make sure to tell them your kidding later, don't want them to get mad lolz ^^'' it works for me anywho xD

[Snoozy19]

When your sitting next to someone, sigh loudly...

[Kurtherror]

pretend to be dumb...
I passively do this

[dab117]

if you have an iphone or an android phone...download the app "vuvuzela" and annoy everyone....seriously annoying....or just watch the world cup in max volume for pure vuvuzela noise -.-

[akintooo]

Every time your facing the person your gonna annoy just call him/her "apple", then laugh while showing your teeth.

[xorel]

have a conversation, but show no emotion, and we the or one is speaking stat looking around, like u don't pay attention
- chance the subject often so that they can't follow you
- try to avoid questions, or answer it untrue/ vague (not sure it's the right word), or give a answer that dont fit the topic. things like that
- listen of a wile and ask if they can start over
- and very important don't look at them stare or look the other way.

this is all I can think of it now... but it relay works!!

[scarlet113]

hit them to the wall and repeat bother bother bother until there pissed hahaah
or get someone to be ur ally and tell this to the person u want to annoy
mine mine mine mine!! or there name a hundred times!!
xD