Flatulence and other sounds

[bobobear]

Where and when is the worst time and place that you've ever farted, broke wind or let your gas go??? Everyone farts (utot) but what's your most memorable one??

[mlcdl]

What a thread......guess that I don't remember when there is one memorable to me

[vaporeon200]

Burping is considered " Other Sounds " right?

When i was in Grade school i used to love drinking
Soda(s) during recess... That was the cause
of me accidentally burping loudly in class after recess...
My classmates were like (O_o)
My Teacher was startled...

Luckily I feigned innocence...
I don't think they bought it... But still
They stopped staring at me... and resumed on with the class.... Hahaha...

[jeiru01]

ahaha. I secretly farted while having our English class when I was grade 5. xD.
I know It's kinds disgusting.. xD. at that moment the classroom was noisy. and
my body sent some messages to my brain, that I have to release it. I took
the chance while everyone were noisy. I farted, good thing it wasn't heard. xD
and about the scent. haha. everyone suffered.. xD

[Daenaerys]

Lol. We had been up partying all weekend and everyone was really tired and sketching out in the living room being extra quiet, and I sorta let one go and it just slowly slid out with that squeeky, slappy sort of pinched, hornish sound. Everyone turned to stare at me and then uncontrollable laughter for about 5 minutes solid. It was beautiful.

[blackmenthol]

This is one awesome thread...
all about releasing gas...haha!


This is the first time I see someone making this a topic
and everyone replying with such enthusiasm
it's almost criminal! AHAHA!


So not being the odd one out
I'll tell you mine...


4 years ago in my friends house
we started playing hide and seek
with the lights off in every room so we have the advantage against him


While everyone was looking for their hiding places
I found my spot and well...hid...


When my friend started looking for us
he came across my hiding spot(under the bed)
so he crouched down and "blindly" stretched his arm
to start feeling if someone was hiding there...


When his hand was already nearing my body
and I was already pushing myself against the wall...


Because of the fear and excitement of the game
I suddenly farted or broke wind...


My friend who was searching for me
under the bed heard it and smelled it
I can see from his face, even though it was dark
that he smiled and said "Oh c***!"


The both of us started laughing and started blaming each other for the one who farted. The game got paused and everyone started asking why we were both laughing and when they entered the room, they immediately understood why!
HAHAHAHA! :)) >:)

[bobobear]

@blackmenthol ROFL... man that's funn he got a face full of gas... hahaha... this is why I love having my own car, you can just let it go without witnesses... XD although sometimes, I gotta lower the window...

[Soujiro Ken]

LOLZ!! this thread is insane!!

ahmmm.. burping is considered as a weird and impolite sound, ne~??
there's this one moment when some University Administrators visited our school and upheld a career orientation talk..
when it is my section's turn to be oriented, the admins of the university entered our room and started to introduce themselves..
and then, right before the admins started to talk, I accidentally burped like crazy..
it was so noisy!! I think it even echoed in the whole room..
I interrupted the admins introduction by a good deal of burp..
darn it was so embarrassing..
my teacher and classmates gave me those death gaze as if suggesting for me to evaporate myself into thin air.. XD

[Snoozy19]

WOW, what a nice thread this is..hahahaha

One day i was doing some jumping jacks, suddenly i farted out all the gas i had for the day....X/

[Kurtherror]

very nice thread
here is my tale

when we are playing basketball I felt some rumbling in my stomach and I told my friends about it
me:guys I need to go to the C.R. somethings gonna blow
friendA: but we are about to win and no one is gonna sub you
friendB: just fart it
me: guesss I'm gonna endure it

and the game went on
I farted on the exact time were I jumped for the rebound and no one dared to get the ball from me