Improve It!!!

[solidoxygen]

Here's how this game works. I will start out with an object and you will have to come up with something that is better! You must explain WHY is it better though.

Here's an example:

Bob: I say Freedom because it brings us happiness and life wouldn't be as good without it!
Carl: I say Toilets because you can't enjoy freedom if you're holding in some waste! Also the feeling of letting it out after a long time feels better than freedom!

and so on....

Lets start this off with a Dirty Gym Sock.
Next poster has to say something better along with a reason.

[HomieBwaha]

A clean gym sock, because nobody likes using a dirty sock... *Cough*

[Ceyrie]

I say shoes because what's the use of your clean gym socks if there were no shoes to put your feet with socks on?

[OVirus53]

I say pants, because why do you need shoes if you don't cover yourself up first?!

[Cho Hakkai]

I say underwear cause if you didnt have em you would be exposed wouldnt you hahaha :emh27:

[avich]

I say bacon, because with all the clothing's, we can never live without bacon

[erikachan]

i say pig.. for without it there'll be no bacon.. LAWL :)

[Ceyrie]

I say pig food...if there were no pig food, there will be no pigs! :4:

[asaness01234]

i say pet food store....uhmm....where are u going to get the pig food?

[ZenNaari]

I say the Digestive system! This completes everything about mouths and all that other stomach stuff!

and if someone says the urinary system... screw you!

[HomieBwaha]

The brain, 'cause it controls all of it (Even the heart, what now?)

[jadeliciousdk]

I hate to be a bad guy and spoil all your fun, but do remember to keep it sober the forum is after all pg-13 rated.

Better than the brain
Thoughts, you might have a brain but without thoughts it is just a lump of greasy meat.. Besides thoughts are needed to realize any sort of pleasure :D

[HomieBwaha]

Wrong, brain generates thoughts, so >.> I guess you could call it a stale mate. And we were keeping it PG-13 =D

[solidoxygen]

I'd like to remind everyone that the objective is to say something that is better than the previous object. It's not a contest to discredit the previous object.

The brain huh? I think a brand new car is better than a brain. Which would you rather have for a birthday present? A new car of course!

[Ceyrie]

I'd say gasoline! What's the use of your shiny and awesome brand new car if there's no fuel inside to make it run? It will be just a sitting duck out in the cold!

[erikachan]

i say refinery.. they refine crude oil that turns into gasoline

[ZenNaari]

All the people related to the Refinery (Builders, President, Workers, Staff), for if it weren't for them, the thing would not have benn built!

[Pattehfilipino]

lol as Solid said, your item does not have to relate at all.. or discredit the last one. Just name anything but give a great reason >_<

I'd say a cool hat. Not one of those baseball caps, something outthere. It keeps your head dry and it makes you stylish ;)
A huge group of refinery workers can't do something like that!!

[katastic05]

i say stilettos/high heels -for the ladies. :) nothing adds sex appeal like a skyrocketing pair of stylish heels ^^

as for men, i say loafers. they are versatile and stylish...great for dressing up casual wear. right? meh...hihihi :P

[HomieBwaha]

I dunno, I rather have a workers=refinery=gas= CAR then a hat...

A zip up hoodie, 'cause they're stylish AND have a hood! So that's like a hat all in it's self. Bam.

Also I would like to apologize to anyone who thought my previous posts were a bit over PG-13. Solid sent me a PM about it, so I'd just like to state that I respect it as his thread.

My bad, bro.

[erikachan]

the INTERNET..
without it how can we be posting threads and posts in the forums..

[HomieBwaha]

The internet? That's a hard one to beat...

Friends, better than the internet. Bwahaha.

[ZenNaari]

What's better then friends? BEST FRIENDS!

Friends are losers... you gotta be a best friend to gain their trust...

[Shinigami99]

Girlfriends are better than best friends... xD
You can't reveal your feelings to your best friend without getting ridiculed. (Okay so you could sometimes) xD

[ZenNaari]

What's better than girlfriends? I'm so gonna tell you what's better than Girlfriends... and that would be chips... and guess what... I don't even like chips! (unless they're Pringles)... Tea Biscuits are way better than chips... but since majority of you guys out there like chips... CHIPS! + you can eat them... wahahaha

[tonyu56]

I am also sorry for going over PG-13.

I think having a comfy seat is more important than chips. Who want to stand up while eating? Not me. Plus a comfy chair allows for relaxation and sleeping and many many more.

Sorry again Solid

[Capone3830]

having a comfortable couch is way better than a comfortable seat cause you can lay down on the couch!

[katastic05]

I say a bed. It is much more comfortable and spacious than any couch :P

[Capone3830]

a bed with the most delicious food on the world on it, served you as your breakfast by a butler

Why is that better? yummy food, and service, what else do you want?

now, top that

[katastic05]

on a shaded hammock overlooking the crystal blue waters and powdery white sand of your very own tropical island paradise...and eating tropical fruits and drinks/cocktails served by the local staff and fresh seafood grilled to perfection by your very own chef.

comfy hammock, good food, great service, great view and the cool ocean breeze = heaven ;)

[ZenNaari]

Alright... I'll improve them one by one...

sleeping on a TREE HOUSE overlooking the HEIGHTS of your very own tropical LANDSCAPE... and eating tropical FOOD (instead of fruits only) and ANY kind of drinks (Who would want cocktails only... I WANT COKE and water) served by TSUNDERE MAIDS and fresh grilled FOOD cooked to perfection by your very own YANDERE CHEFS (Who won't mind CHOPPING and GRILLING all these foods)...

Tree house + Heights + Tropical Landscape + Tropical Food + Drinks + COKE + Tsundere Maids + Grilled FOOD + Yandere Chefs = Better heaven!

[Seraphos]

A soulmate, that one person in life who you can truly share everything with, has all the qualities of your best friend, and all the qualities of the most intimate lover. Who needs material goods when you can have true emotional gratification?

[mizuki538]

soul.. you cannot have soulmate without a soul

[ZenNaari]

Music... for Music is the soul of man... and mine is drained

[SquishyNinja]

Instruments, for without instruments there would be no good music

[ZenNaari]

What's better than instruments? The Instumentalists... you can't make music with instruments without instrumentalists playing them...

[egreyes]

The Maestro / Teacher of the instrumentalists!!.... The instrumentalists would not be an instrumentalist without someone who teaches them about the instruments.... hehehe

[ZenNaari]

MOZART!!!

The First of the BEST Maestro's ever

[itzIZAN]

a CD with mozart on it. listen to him whenever u want.

[ZenNaari]

A DVD full of Punk Rock!!!

[Skippy]

"I say a CD or DVD Player"

How will those CDs work without a CD or DVD player?

[ZenNaari]

What's better than a CD Player?

An MP4 Player+Earphones! That way, u can just listen to music and watch videos all through the day!...

!!!And don't go about saying Mp3's, mp5's, Mp6's or even Ipod's are better!!!

[Cptkurke]

A laptops better cuz you can listen,watch,edit and so much more

[mikitty]

A Notebook Computer because you can do all that stuff but it's more portable..

[vectorplate]

the chips are more important 'cause without it, there'll be no laptops or notebooks made.

[sabrina]

the guys that made the chips are more important because without them there would be no chips at all haahahahah

[Rasen Oh]

Farmers, who would make the wheat to make the chips?

:=X:I'm well aware that I changed the meaning of chips

[kimzs]

i say the buyer is important coz whiout them the wheat will not be sold out xD

[vectorplate]

the sellers are more important 'cause without them the buyers cannot buy. lol

[Rasen Oh]

$$$ because there is no selling or buying with out money

[Cptkurke]

Paper is more important cuz without it theres no money at all

[SkyOrange]

trees makes money!!!!!!!! theyre more important

[jeiru01]

Soil is more important! without it there won't be any trees to grow xD

[ZZZDaydream]

But minerals are more important because it is what the human race uses to create things. Like ANIME!!!!!!!!

[pengu]

But then trees are more important!! because we need them to make pencils to draw anime

[nihtshade]

then lead is more important as without lead for the pencils your pritty much buggered lol

[ZenNaari]

How can I improve lead?

INK!!!

[Qualtz]

What's the use of ink without a PEN.

[ZenNaari]

What better kind of pen than a G-PEN?!?1

[pooghost]

What's better than a G-Pen? Real Friends, cause they'll back you up when you got it tough, and they're some1 who you can spend time with.

[knipyoko]

Real friends become unreal. xD I rather choose my pet dog. <3

[Enma Ai]

cats are better because they're independent,smart,cute and awesome