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solidoxygen
11-01-2009, 11:02 AM
Funny news :D
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/fatal_staples_center_collapse
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/man_dies_after_secret_4_year

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Doctors tell us that there are over 7 million people overweight. These, of course, are only round figures...

When does a car stop being a car? When it turns into a driveway!

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.

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Did you know?: the oldest known joke is a Fart Joke from 1900BC
http://www.bananasinpyjamas.com/news/stories/2008/07/31/2319872.htm

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visualcandyk
11-01-2009, 01:11 PM
For the first all I have to say is "destruction = cool" the second... wtf. >_>