I'M BORED LETS DESTROY WiSHES

[acenxel]

READ THE RULES:

How to play

1. A person must make a wish then post it here.
2. Then the next person must destory it.
3. Then the person that destroyed it must make a wish.
4. Then repeat nos. 2-4

Ex.
The 1st poster says : I wish I'm a GM
The 2nd poster then says: U become a GM but then u get banned cause ur giving free items away
I wish I hav a billion dollars (2nd poster does this)


OK MY WiSH

I WiSH I'M A GUNDAM PILOT ^^

[Bindu1000]

This is a duplicate thread, but I will let it go :1:

You become a gundam pilot, but there is a small vital part missing and the moment you are in space, the suit falls apart

I wish I look like a super model ....0_0

[koedt]

True, such thread already exist but might as well . . .

You do look like a super model, but you look like Eddy Murphy.

I want a XBOX 360.

[Pattehfilipino]

But when you first turn it on it has the red ring of death :O

I wish I could fly

[apophsis24]

then you get fat and ... are grounded due to fatness

i wish my father would clean the kitchen !!!!!

[solidoxygen]

Unfortunately your father would rather watch the news.

I wish I were more optimistic.

[Mindshk]

You are now optimistic, too optimistic and you creep people out!!!

I wish I had a better internet connection.

[ShazunaChan]

and now you do, best internet connection ever but your computer broke and busted into flames

I Wish I had something to eat right now.

[ShadowsLiyte]

You do have something to eat right now. In fact, youre at a buffet! but SolidOxygens optimism spoiled your appetite.

i wish i had a grenade ^^

[ShazunaChan]

here is ur grenade but.....uh.....the pin is missing....

i wish i had a hamburger.

[Mindshk]

You have a hamburger, but it's rotten!

I wish I had a computer to replace the one that burst into flames...

[solidoxygen]

Hello, what a great day! It's so lovely today! I even brought you this delicious burger! Mmm, it smells sooo good...Takes a bite out of burger*
Everyone seems so happy today, I want to give everyone a hug! I love everyone in the world! Takes another bite out of burger*
There's no reason to ever be sad since there will always be happiness in your life and (takes another bite out of burger*) and you have many people who love and care for you. Hugs you*
You're so amazing and attractive, I bet you have many people who like you. Here have a flower that I picked today. Isn't it simply splendid? Nature is so fantastic and beautiful like you! You're such a (Nom nom nom) ghreht pheshun. Takes another bite* OHM NOM NOM NOM. This is a really great burger, I bet the cow was bored of its life and wanted to be a burger so that nice people like us could enjoy him! Now his nutrients will become part of me! Finishes burger* Aw, I love all people, animals, plants, and the entire universe! Spins in circles as the air around me sparkles* Aahahahhaha!! I'm so happy!!! Ahahahahhahahaa......

I wish I had a soul.

~~~
EDIT: Great job Mindshk, you beat me to it, but it's okay since everyone's opinion is worth a lot. Instead of being disappointed, I'll be happy that there is twice the response he originally expected! AHAHAHAH!!! YAY I'm so happy!!!

[ShazunaChan]

. . . . . . . . . . ?

[Mindshk]

xD You're too good at being annoyingly optimistic.

You have a soul, but it's condemned to, well, you know where...

I still wish i had another computer to replace the one that went into flames!

[ShadowsLiyte]

AGH everyone keeps beating me to it..curse 1 handed typing...

[Mindshk]

AGH everyone keeps beating me to it..curse 1 handed typing...

Maybe you should wish that you could type faster? :33:

[ShazunaChan]

ok your brand new computer came in the mail so you put it together and try running WoW the internet speed was soooooo power it blew up your computer monitor.

i was i had a life.

[Mindshk]

you have a life, you just waste it playing WoW with my internet that blows up computers!!!

I wish i had more money in my wallet.

[solidoxygen]

Ignore this post*

I was too slow, and I have shamed my family name forever. I shall impose exile on myself to the top of Mt. Fuji.
Your computer melts due to Mindshk's computer's heat! You now have a life! You step outside into the sunlight for a while...
A few minutes later you come back inside and complain, "it's too hot outside." You realize that air conditioning is a godsend and you need a new computer.

I wish I could steal candy from a baby.

~~

I fail again! I'm going to abuse my moderation powers and delete your post next time you do that! This is your first and last warning!
I'm just kidding.

[ShadowsLiyte]

you just won the lottery!! but russia took over the world so your paper is worthless now >.>

i wish i was a ninja :D

[ranmachua]

sure, you turn into a ninja but just a cosplay one.

I wish Naruto anime would end

[RenegadeXD]

Too bad Naruto just change its title and became Narutard

...I hmmm that didn't come out right.....I Wish its legal to kill people >_<

[Rylsouske]

yeah, killing people is legal, but the ones that made it legal died and the killers are also
being hunted to be killed, lol.

I wish, I wish with all my heart that.... Air gear had season 2 (I'm too lazy to read the manga. and still, its MUCH MUCH MORE FUN to see ecchi scenes in anime hehehhehehehehe! Simca! Kururu!! yeah!)

[Ephenyan]

it won't have a season two. remember skip beat, gakuen alice, ouran and soul eater? they were epic but they won't have one D:

alright, i wish that there would be a better way to compress my schedule and make more and more free time

[jhai0603]

too bad, no more free time for you.
You will be continuously loaded with packed schedules day after day. o.O

I wish...
I can change the way the world goes and bend reality to my will. xD

[kimu07]

but you died early...


i wish...
i can cosplay..
LAWL..

[ShazunaChan]

you can now cosplay but when you tried puting it on, it didnt fit

i wish someone can destory my wish !!

[ShadowsLiyte]

Your wish is gone, however youve plunged into a depression and all of your dreams are about death.

I wish i didn't have school tomorrow -.-

[jhai0603]

Too bad, you never really had a school to begin with. Wait, was that bad? Hmm..
*Too bad, it's your teacher's birthday and she will decapitate anyone who doesn't attend her class/party.


\\I wish to be sick.

[sikarus]

lol ah i love this game!

You become terribly sick so much so that your brain is affected to the point that you lose all of your memories and abilities to perceive reality normally. In essence you are sick but you do not know you are sick because you are basically a mindless vessel.

i wish i had a really attractive girlfriend

[ratratrat098]

yeah you have an attractive girlfriend(super-model level!!!) but you found out that she is actually a male...

I wish I had precognitive skill...

[ShadowsLiyte]

You now have precognitive skill, however youve been found out and your brain is being dissected for study.

i wish my ipod was charged Y.Y

[zevlag21]

your i=pod will be charged but you will step on it accidentally

i wish that the next poster will not destroy this

[sikarus]

i will not destroy your wish but aliens are invading Earth right now and they are destroying everything man kind knows and has grown accustom to including this.

i wish i knew the answers to everything

[adiktdtololi]

You Do know The answer to everything...


But your Head Blow up from overload of information!^^
\



I wish i can live in the internet ^^

[maxy5515]

hmm. u live in the internet right now.
but u r constantly attack by virus every second~

i wish i could meet with miku~! ^v^

[alucardiume]

You meet Miku By accident and you fall in love but she hates you..lol xD


I wish i am UGLY, not popular and not rich. <------(Destroy it PLEASE)

[fatcharley]

Hummm .... that wish has already come true in my case .. desu~

I wish that everyone else would turn into a frog ...

[ShadowsLiyte]

sorry, but the fairy you wished on was drunk and turned you into a log. go figure =/

i wish my headache would go away Y.Y

[vaporeon200]

You went to the Hospital and The doctor gave you STRANGE medicine that cured your Headache.....

But the Doctor suddenly tells you that you will be pregnant with an Alien baby.. and must give birth to IT even if you are Male.... and you must raise it to counter the evil ones that are trying invade earth...


I wish Pokemon were real.... (go figure... xD)

[alucardiume]

You captured a "Charmander" but it so wild and you cant control it ..."You have been EATEN"..xD

I wish I have the latest Ipod..

[vaporeon200]

You have the lastest Ipod.... not knowing it was a Decepticon from Cybertron...

It transforms and destroys your house and then plays " I like big butts and i cannot lie " over and over again....


I wish i new title of that song.... xD

I think i want to wish for a new cellphone too...

[ShadowsLiyte]

well id give u mine (not really :P) but apparently i stepped on it Y.Y

i wish this icon had a use: :44:

[sikarus]

turns out that that icon is actually a lot of tiny numbers that make up an intricate code but when used the code activates a self destruct mechanism for your computer so it explodes and the explosion makes your house catch on fire and burn to the ground.

i wish i had the ability to communicate with animals.

[Tippeddoor]

You can talk to animals but they dont want to talk to you :P

I wish that the endless 8 episodes of haruhi would be erased, so they had to make more PROPER episodes ^^




EDIT: Sorry Sikarus, now i destroyes your real wish ;)

[skittles16]

They did, but you're names on the 'No Dice...Forever' list, so you're screwed.

I wish I had more wishes.

[ShazunaChan]

you now have more wishes but every wish will have a negative outcome :P

i wish i had a kitty :D

[Tippeddoor]

You have a kitty ^^ But it hates you, it spends every waking moment destroying your stuff, and when its bored with that it attacks you like a mad ball of fur :P

I wish for a carrot cake :)
----------------------------------------------------

I like big butts and i cannot lie " over and over again....


I wish i knew the title of that song.... xD

Mc Hammer - Baby Got Back :P

[ShadowsLiyte]

you have a carrotcake, but it was made of real carrots and was a birthday present to the youngest child of a pack of rabid rabbits.

i wish the atmosphere around my neighbors house would catch fire ^_^

[vaporeon200]

It caught fire.... And Burned!!!

But the FIRE VOLUNTEERS came used oil and ACCIDENTALLY set fire to your House....


I so wanna wish for Genie's Lamp....

[solidoxygen]

You found a genie's lamp, but it was a gay genie. -.-'
He won't grant you any wishes, but he sure seems to like you a lot...

EPIC FAIL:emhh26:

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[sikarus]

as a result from never sleeping your perception of life turns into a dream. your life becomes an endless hallucination which eventually drives you into madness and ostracizes you from society.

i wish i could communicate with animals

[vaporeon200]

Animals talk to you... But all they want is to borrow some money from you...
You even get persecuted by Animal Lawyers.... for eating Hamburgers and Bacon...
Fried Chicken... and Hotdogs... They sentence you guilty in Animal Court...

You get 3 months in Animal Prison..
with Daily dose of non-stop Alvin and the Chipmunk Songs..... :emhh12:


I wish that i had more money....

[solidoxygen]

You find a nice suitcase just lying on the floor. "How nice," you think as you open it to reveal the case full of cash. Like any other person who found a suitcase with $750,000 in cash, you take it home! Unfortunately the money was part of the scheme to catch some criminals holding someone for ransom. The ransom was not delivered successfully and the hostage was immediately killed thanks to you. The criminals are not caught and the case of cash had a hidden tracker that led the police straight to you.

Have fun in jail.


I wish I could control the hormone levels in anyone I wanted. (example: make a random guy have unusually high levels of estrogen)

[vaporeon200]

Yes... You control over other people's hormones...

You tried to use it on a Homeless person... The Homeless person suddenly smiles and looks at you...

Moments later the Homeless person jumps you... and forces himself on you...
You manage but barely escaped... and now you smell like something that came from Dead Elephant's backside... :emhh52:




I wish for World Peace!!! ( i felt the need to say it... )

[fatcharley]

Your wish will be granted ... however you spelled piece incorrectly. The piece you get is a small island off the northern coast of Iceland ... have fun, it's your world piece and you have to live on it ... desu~

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner .....

[ShadowsLiyte]

Gratz, your now an oscar mayer wiener.and im hungry!

i wish i was a morning person.

[ShazunaChan]

you are now a morning person but everyone you know now is a night person

i wish i was a ninja :O

[jhai0603]

You are now a ninja, but now ninjas are banned from the shadows so you are required to reveal yourself in public in black tights.

I wish I was never born.

[vaporeon200]

You were never born... normally... You were instead Laid...

Yes... you came from a Egg.... You can ask your Parents if they kept your
eggshell somewhere... The question is... who laid you though? :emhh09:


I wish i had cute Tsundre Girlfriend...

[kimu07]

you had a cute tsundre girlfriend...
in your dreams..it never happen in your real life..
wahahaha..

i wish soul eater had a season 2..

[vaporeon200]

AWW... that stings...

Anyway SOUL EATER SEASON 2 Just came out!!!

But you were frozen solid by a heart broken Vaporen's Aura Beam before you can even watch it.... :emhh08:

Lolz... No hard feelings... Peace!!!!


I wish i hadn't taken that shot... now somebody is frozen.... :emhh19:

[Mindshk]

You didn't take that shot, someone else did!!!

I wish Soul Eater would also have a season 3!!

[skyland2009]

hi pa chupa

[skittles16]

They started making a season 3 for Soul Eater, but due to some guy named Mindshk spreading the word around it was cancelled. :(

I wish I could win the lottery...

[solidoxygen]

You realize that you had the winning numbers! You jump around in joy, already planning your elaborate vacation. You stop in mid-jump and remember that you had used it to wipe your butt in the restaurant's bathroom yesterday since you didn't have any paper! You jump off of the Golden Gate Bridge in California and die on a sudden suicidal whim.

Did you know that the Golden Gate Bridge is the most popular suicide site in the world? They even have signs that try to deter suicides!

I wish I could find the perfect mate and together, start a successful business. We'd live in a pretty two story home and have a girl and a little boy. We'd also have a dog named OMIGAWDIHATEMYLIFEANDMYSELF who would be very friendly. Every week, we'd go to one of our friends' houses and just enjoy ourselves for the night. We would eventually sell our successful business and retire and see our grandchildren. Then at the ripe age of 65, we'd go off on a hike together in the spring, never to be seen again (we got mauled to death by bears).

[ranmachua]

You realize that was just your online alter ego having more success in life rather than your own real self.

I wish K-ON! had another season

[ShazunaChan]

K-ON! will have another season now xD year 2310 :x

I wish i can become like Beatrice~Sama !!

[Kilircat]

Here you hamburger but sorry you only can take the ham because i want eat the burger

I wish have alot for C4 so i can kill bad person

[jhai0603]

*Opens a backpack*
Here you go. A dozen C4's.
Unfortunately these C4's explode within .3seconds so once you activate them, they explode at your face instantly. Have fun. Φ

I wish my brother will stop smoking and being a bi-sexual. God help me. =)

[skittles16]

He doesn't and as a result you soon becoming a flaming exhibitionist with a wicked nasty cough. :o

I wish I could regain health and posture regardless of suffered damage like the do in cartoons.

[fatcharley]

... Then at the ripe age of 65, we'd go off on a hike together in the spring, never to be seen again (we got mauled to death by bears).

Those bears have no sense of justice ... after such a wonderful life, you were susposed to live until you became very old and sickly, suffering for the last 20 years in pain and darkness ... desu~

BTW skittles ... that only works for the coyote, not you ...

I wish I could have the nerve to confess to someone I like ....

[Kilircat]

you try to meet you someone you like alfer that you kill you self because the person you meet have the wife and ten kid

I wish i can rule the world with sad and kill who feel happy Ha x199

[alucardiume]

Well you end up being born poor and no education, so you didnt become a Ruler of the world..

I wish you cant break my wish so my wish will be a wish and it will be a wish by the time other breaks it.

[solidoxygen]

I have no clue what your wish meant so I just push you into a trash compactor instead. Have fun in there!
:emh24:

I desire world peace and friendship and happiness for all!

[fatcharley]

How about if I make you a chocolate malted instead .... POOF !

I wish that nobodies wishes ever came true ... bahh humbug !!

[Tippeddoor]

No ones wishes come true, and you like out the rest of you days wishing and hoping but it never comes untill one day what the ending to schooldays happened to you :11:

I wish there was no such thing as yuri :)

[Daenaerys]

I wish that drugs never existed so that i wouldn't have to suffer thru this sketchy hangover... and i also wish for my hand to become a girl like 9in midori no hibi

[PaperDizzly]

Your hand becomes a girl, but she soon runs off. You can't keep her ADD under control without the proper meds!

I wish I could survive super big falls without any injury.

[Tippeddoor]

You can survive super big falls without injury but you still feel pain !

I wish i was filthy rich ;)

[otakuq]

You win the lottery, but you blow it all investing to try and win the lottery again.

I wish this wish wouldnt be destroyed.

[maloki]

wishes will be wishes forever unless you make them a reality by taking action and do whatever is needed to make a wish come true

[Kilircat]

Hmm how i want to DESTROY this wish?

I wish i have a most sad day and got kill my self<--------try to DESTROY this wish!!!

[skittles16]

The fairies who grant these wishes hired a laidback, hairy and lazy guy named Frank who's hard of hearing and just doesn't give a damn. Frank gets your wish, he hears "I wish for...", but then forgets the rest of it. Someone writes it down for him, but he misplaces it in some other kids file. The other kid gets your wish and dies...and it just so happens that that kid was supposed to kill your friend who does nothing but tell jokes and makes you happy. So happy, in fact, you have no more desire to be sad or kill yourself...for the rest of your life.. and all your future lives.

Poor you.

I wish this post was shorter.

[fatcharley]

You can survive super big falls without injury but you still feel pain !

I wish i was filthy rich ;)

Half of your wish has been granted ... you will now be filthy forever and doomed to spend all your remaining days with those three hot, oily mussle men .... lol

@skittle I can't make your post shorter but I can make you shorter !!! POOF! you are now only 3 inches tall .... desu~

[jhai0603]

I wish my pimples would speak.

[SquishyNinja]

Granted, but they say mean things about others out loud in your voice, making people think that you're an a$$hole.

I wish that I never ever have to take Calculus class

[drgyji]

Granted, but now you don't know any calculus...things

I wish i could have wings that are also can openers

[Kilircat]

Granted,But you wing been cut down becasue is to big to you...

I wish the world have alot of zombie so i can kill them.....

[vaporeon200]

Everybody in the world became Zombies.....

You kill everybody..... However... for every 1 zombie you kill..... 200 more rise from the grave...... You have infinite ammo.... but you actually don't have a gun.... Have a nice life getting slowly Mauled to death..... :D



I wish i had a Miku Special Spring onion sauce chocolate Waffle.... :emhh15:

[skittles16]

Granted, but alas...just moments ago waffles ceased to exist; David Hasselhoff bought all the chocolate on earth and stored it on Mars; Spring merged with August to create Sprust (or Auging) and Miku retired.
So you're left with Special onion sauce...ew.

I wish I was pretty?

[Kilircat]

You want pretty or ugly.....I can make you pretty but afler 24hour you will be a moster!!

I wish i can change the world with full sadnes.......Ha x1000

[otakuq]

your wish is granted, but suddenly aliens invade and cause everyone to become happy-go-lucky morons.

I wish i could find a anime better than clannad afterstory

[vaporeon200]

You found An ANIME TITLE THAT SURPASSED ALL ANIME TITLES....


IT FULFILLED ALL YOUR CRAVINGS!!!

IN JUST 0:25 ON THE OPENING SONG... :D

However.... at 1:00... a nerve in your brain exploded.... It caused you to have a mild concussion... You start licking random people.... Then you got married to a Puppy....

Oh? Did i mention that you ate the Dvd that was only copy of that anime...
It was uploaded on the internet... but guess what?
Your Puppy broke the internet....

Later... your Concussion went from Mild... to Moderate.... You totally forget the anime that you watched.... But you were still married to a puppy...
That anime was gone forever....




I wish For ahh...... A TIME TRAVELING Suit!!!! xD

[Capone3830]

you travel back in time, but while doing so a dinosaur damages your suit and your caught in the age of dinosaurs!!

[vaporeon200]

you travel back in time, but while doing so a dinosaur damages your suit and your caught in the age of dinosaurs!!

yOU FORGOTS TO make a wish.... Let's wait for it... :D

[kaifox]

it already pass how many hours.. i guess i will start again..

How i wish that i can that i can tell my true feelings to the girl i love...

try to DESTROY it!!

[skittles16]

Oh no!
The girl you love suddenly lost all 7 of her senses.
You can't tell her a damn thing.
Bummer.

I wish I could decide whether to get an XBox 360 or PS3 faster.

[tonyu56]

U do decide faster on a xbox360 but then you realize a ps3 is so much better but u cant switch

I wish I had girlfriend

[Caim15]

You discover that pokemon are real and live under the earth. You traveled through a cave and found a new land with pokemon. But upon discovering the pokemon Charizard decides you look tasty and burns you to death and than eats you.

I wish I had a healing powers.

[vaporeon200]

You acquired healing powers but....
You also have deposit 5 Dollars worth of quarters into a coin-slot that magical appeared on your chest.....

Did i mention it eats YOUR change? xD



I wish.... I KNEW WHAT TO WISH FOR....

[skittles16]

Awesome!
After 16 long, long years you finally know what to wish for.
Too bad you can't tell anyone ever since that traumatic car crash that left you as a vegetable surviving on life support.
Maybe after the next 16 years...you'll wake the hell up.

I wish that one Power Rangers dream I had came true.

[otakuq]

Congratulations! You are the pink power ranger! however, after shortly starting a mission, you fall out of your air transport.

I wish there was more than 24 hours in a day.

[ShadowsLiyte]

Gratz josh you just got sent to pluto!pleanty of hours but no frickin oxygen!

i wish school never ended (ANNIHILATE THIS)

[Sephiroth]

ok your brand new computer came in the mail so you put it together and try running WoW the internet speed was soooooo power it blew up your computer monitor.

i was i had a life.

Oh snarp WoW. :P

Granted, school never ends, you eventually die from sleep deprivation, come back to life with some magical powers over and over? I'm bad at this. :(

I wish I was as good of an artist as my GF. >.>

[Capone3830]

gz, you are but now shes jealous and leaves you.

i wish my headache would disappear >.>

[otakuq]

you get a 10000mg advil, your headache is on its way to being cured
unfortunately, you die from the overdose

i want clannad season 3!

[Capone3830]

in season 3 all characters die from an unknown illness O_O

I wish I would find good new music.

[ranmachua]

You find them but can't download, save or even remember them.

I wish Shion from Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni is tsundere instead of yandere

[otakuq]

Gratz josh you just got sent to pluto!pleanty of hours but no frickin oxygen!


do NOT use my real name...

And congratulations! Shion is now a Tsundere. But her name is now, MION!

[Kilircat]

I wish i want to meet God and want to slap the God!!!

[track95]

well your ganna be a gundam pilot but when you got on your gundam it exploded

[jhai0603]

I wish to be born again from the shadows of the undead and lead a path of carnage.

[Kilircat]

Sorry to say this...You been born in shadows but you been kill by dark because try to find the light.......

I wish i can rule poeple mind so i can to something nasty!!!!!

[track95]

i wish i had a PSPgo

[otakuq]

You get a PSPgo, then realise its so small it cant play any games correctly.

I want to play acoustic Guitar better.

[Lurch]

You get good at acoustic, but then a Dual Rectifier drops from the sky and smashes your guitar, because as everyone knows, God is a fan of electrics.

I wish still had a gator living in the pond behind my house

[visualcandyk]

Granted, but he eats your family.
I wish I had bigger boobs.

[otakuq]

Your boobs begin to expand then explode. but dont worry, we'll still take ya.

I wish i could solve this damn 5x5 Rubiks Cube.

[hakitser]

you cant solve it and your brain melts because of that

i fish that i would get a huge tv

[Capone3830]

you get one but it breaks after one day O_O

I wish i would have a clone, which exactly does what i want it to do and which goes to school etc, while i watch anime at home, and at the end of the day all the new knowledge of the clone is copied into my mind...

(now beat this, its just perfect!)

[kaifox]

suddenly your clone is getting attach to a girl and suddenly your clone kiss the girl (that is very ugly, a fat women XD), the girl wont stop kissing the clone and it will be a misunderstanding and when you go to school your being bullied.. hahaha XD


i wish i can find the girl in my dreams...

*sorry edited because i thought id be the first one to destroy hakitser's wish*

[Capone3830]

you find her but she hates you ._.

to continue with my wish:

1st: i dont go to school since he goes
2nd: he got the same taste as me so this wont happen :)

[ShadowsLiyte]

you find her but she hates you ._.

to continue with my wish:

1st: i dont go to school since he goes
2nd: he got the same taste as me so this wont happen :)

youre not supposed to edit your wishes but ill let you off:
the government learns of your clone and dissects it to learn how it was created. after learning it was actually you they dissect the clone and accidentally se off a nuclear reactor that destroys the whole of your country. ^^

I wish bencos was faster >.>

[skittles16]

Bencos has become faster, but it became so fast that it reached pass the speed of light and dissapated into a void of nothingness.

I wish I had Sailor Moon as a friend.

[kaifox]

Sailor Moon is now your friend but you did something she doesn't like and she go away again..

i wish the internet will be fast and unlimited...

[luvtheworld2]

It's now fast and unlimited, but because of that it downloaded a virus and crashes your computer.

I wish I was an alien.

[jzero99]

you're an alien now, but you get hunted down by a huge army, and die :D


I wish i knew what tsundere means O_o??

[luvtheworld2]

You now know (someone who isn't honest about their feelings and are very nervous and stubborn around someone who they like)

but now you see and hear tsunderes everywhere.

I wish I was a singer.

[kaifox]

now you are a famous singer but suddenly there some accident occurred and you fell down the stage while singing so you are suspended for your whole life..

i wish i could be a leader of a mafia and kill all useless people MWAAHHAAH.. xD

[otakuq]

You are now the leader of a large mafia street gang. you are collecting debts and running the streets as if they are your own. bribing is cops is no problem and you have no problems with the law. life seems to be running smoothly. shortly after however, you find yourself in a small mafia war with a rival family. your brother is killed off in the war, causing you to seek revenge against your own common sin. you rush into the rival family building with a small group of people, only to be gunned down in the chest. as you fall to the floor the lass thing you hear the boss say is that his family and friends are next. On top of loosing your own life, you simply killed off your family for greed and power.

I wanna be the very best, that no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause!

[kaifox]

now your a pokemon master... whahah just kidding

your the best in the world but when you climb the your throne there's a banana spill and you fell for about 5 meters and you died because of that... XD

i wish to be a rockstar..

[jzero99]

youre a rockstar now but the world is suddenly invaded by aliens wooh!!! every1 else got captured you have no more fans :D

I wish life was like an anime

wadda hell does tsundere mean!!!
still dunno T_T

[skittles16]

Your life is now like an anime, but wait...it turns out it turned into Claymore. Hey, that was a cool anime, but hold up. You don't look human...and you're not a female Claymore...but I think one's behind you. Dun dun dun!!! *blood, guts and all that*

I wish I were the King of Bandits.

[vaporeon200]

Granted.... King of The Bandits you are....

But you get so Paranoid.... That you think... Everyone will steal back the things you stole from them..... So you start Licking all the stuff you stole....
All your stuff gets covered in your own spit.... Your guildmates Shun you AND START TO disband the once glorious Thief's Guild you have established....

You eventually die from dehydration.... aww... Tough luck....:emh22:


I wish the world was a better place....

[Kimmy37]

The world has now become a better place...
But everyone you know and love was killed to make it so.

I wish I didn't have to write another English paper again.

[OVirus53]

You don't have to write another English paper, but your English teacher will follow you around and lecture you every time you make a grammatical error until the day you die. Which given the circumstances, may not be too far away. Sucks to be you.

I wish that girl had noticed me.

[kurai]

WOOOOP! (back in time noise)...girl notices you comes up to and kicks you in the nuts XD.

I wish Call of duty Modern warfare2 would come out right now.

[skittles16]

Granted...turns out someone on the inside of Infinity Ward has been making bootleg versions of the game to sell a few days before the actual release. You go get one and just as you're leaving to shoot up some Russians, the police pop out of nowhere and handcuff you. You are sentenced to jail for a few years where big, scary men are waiting for you...Oh no!

A few years later, you are out of jail and ready to buy Modern Warfare 2, but alas! Infinity Ward took a heavy hit from their scandalous employee(s) and had to recall all the CoD games to pay for the damage. Their sales went down and their debts went up, which altogether disbanded the IW team.

Too bad, not only did you never get the game, but there won't be anymore CoD in the future. And it's all your fault.


I wish I had a pony.

[Capone3830]

you have a pony. It kicked you into your nuts and now you are impotent.

I wish i could travel through time / stop time while not getting older.

Of course i wish i could teleport to any place on this world, too.

[OVirus53]

Both wishes granted, but you never know when you will time travel to, or where you will teleport to. Your first time travel sends you back to the prehistoric times, and your first teleport puts you right in the jaws of a T-rex just as it's about to chomp down. You die. Too bad!

I wish the zombie apocalypse would happen.

[bootwhistle]

Zombies begin to walk the Earth... unfortunately (or fortunately) their lack of motor skills and overriding intelligence make them easily avoidable and quick action from government agencies and prepartion of the general public from having watched near countless Zombie films means any real threat is over relatively fast. Things normalize fairly quickly with Zombies taking their own place in modern culture as menial labour and a source of cheap entertainment. Things spiral downward from there with Zombies becoming overexposed in the media including Reality TV shows, fundraisers, sitcoms etc. Market saturation is such that even celebrities begin to adopt Zombie children as the latest fad... a truly frightening future indeed.

I wish vegetables could talk and make sad faces when people were about to eat them.

[takasuryuuji]

Wish is granted.............. but they tried to monopolized the earth and destroy all hazardous thing that affect them even humans...........

My wish to die..................RIP.......

[OVirus53]

Wish granted, but after you die, you come back to life and are immortal, and cannot even be killed.

I wish I wouldn't have to wait around all the time for important things.

[drblair]

congratulations u no longer have to wait for anything because for you time now moves infinitely faster for you however in 3 seconds your time all your friends and family will have died, in 30 seconds you will see the end of humanity due to nuclear war, within 1 minute you will see the rise of apes as the new dominate species on earth, after 2 minutes the apes will have culture, 3 minutes and they have weaponry, 4 minutes and the apes meet the same fate as humanity, and 5 minutes your time the sun will explode and take out the earth all together.

i wish that 6 was no longer afraid of 7

[demonstar3]

t.t destroying dreams is heartbreaking, though... 9 escapes 7s treachery, only to fall into a bottomless pit where its dwellers "confuse" it with 6.

I wish i could find a job suitable for me.

[AngelPrincess]

you did , but then you make an unforgivable mistake and never get a job anymore ~
(sorry)

I wish I can be stylish like Hinamori Amu ( shugo chara)

[bootwhistle]

One day you wake up and it is so, however you begin to notice the world is oddly shaped and lined, the colours too bright for normal reality. You have become animated! At first everything seems great... however years pass and you realize you don't age, as well there is never a real moments peace. There is always some drama or conspiracy, scenarious play over and over again with tiring predictability, you are trapped in an endless existance.

I wish, Firefly was put back on the air :)

[ZenNaari]

You force yourself into the TV studio and start a riot to put Firefly back on the air. After weeks of hunger strikes, the director gets fed up of you guys and makes you the main character of the new season. But they have a catch. They're using REAL machinery now instead of the crappy 3D edits. You and your buddies are amazed. As you start test piloting that jauggernaut-like machine, it suddenly goes berserk and starts shooting missiles at itself, you, your buddies and the whole TV studio and staff that it'll NEVER EVER go back on air again!

I wish I could experience idependence and freedom...Right now When I start college I'm going to live with my grandparents... when I'm 18, That'll include my little brother... when I start working at the age of 23 my lil bro is gonna be 13 so that'll gimme more trouble... by 28 he'll be 18 and on his own but by then I'll probably get married already and will never ever experience freedom... I WISH I COULD BE ALONE!

[jzero99]

I'll never stop annoying you :D even when you die...

i wish for a laptop that's indestructible, can only be used by me,0 and returns to me everytime i call for it

(wahahahahha)

[globeopinion]

you get your laptop that you want but it has no keyboard and the size of the monitor is 2inches...hahaha


i wish i have a doraemon with perfect magic pocket....

http://otaku-streamers.com/os_signature.php?id=11927

[maxy5515]

u have a doreamon but its corrupted. it fails to listen to ur order and blow u up after getting fed up with ur bikkering.XD
so sry ~

i wished to have cash to go to miku's 1st solo live in japan~XD

[Capone3830]

you have the money, you enter the plane and BOOOOUM the plane explodes, your dead.

i wish money would cease to exist.

Replacement: Everyone receives a "card" with that card he can get whatever he wants, if its on his, or below his "level". The level of a person is decided by their job. Furthermore they get "points" which they can use to shop things on a higher "level"

example: you are class 4 and want a TV from class 6, so you need to collect enough points to get that TV.

[ZenNaari]

And so money never existed and class cards have been replaced. You enjoy your high 5 class in a lovely venue where you find a lovely lady and fell in love at first sight. After sleeping together, she tells you about that she's a 10th class and you're arrested because you don't have enough points to deserve her.

I wish my parents would understand my unusual habit that music helps me in my studies.

[vaporeon200]

They do.... But they don't...
Music stimulates the mind...
So you get barraged with your Dad singing

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!!


And its seems your Mom is doing commentary on it... And for the sake of your learning decided to record it and upload it on youtube...
Your Mom seems to be challenged by your Dad's action... So
She starts singing too...

Womanizer... Womanizer.... Ohh... Your a Womanizer baby...

It was also uploaded to youtube....
And both videos became part of the most popular videos on the net...
What's worse? Is that the mental images of your parents singing and dancing
is stuck now in your head whenever you study....


I wish Life was easier.... :emh25:

[OVirus53]

Wish granted, but it turns out that an easy life is an uneventful and boring life! Oh the horrors! You go searching for a challenge in life to overcome, but everything is so easy that you continue searching for the rest of your days until you die. But at least dying was easy, right?

I wish I didn't have to come up with another wish right after destroying someone else's wish!

[ZenNaari]

You do that... and you get scolded by the creator of the thread for not following the rules and thus that post has been deleted.

I wish I could die a painless death

[jhai0603]

..great! you died a painless and meaningless death, but your body ended up all wrecked while naked. ...also, it was displayed smack right in the middle of a famous billboard upon a busy highway. ...in the end, it became a perfect sigh-seeing spot. ...hooray to your friends and family.

---i wish Law wasn't an 8-year course... o.O

[Capone3830]

its not an 8 year course, the government decided to expand it to ten years.

i wish for a cookie.

[ZenNaari]

You kept on wishing for a cookie that Satan came from the very depths of hell and gives you a cookie in exchange for your soul. By temptation of the large cookie with large chocolate chip scattered all around, you sign his contract. Before you could even bite the cookie, you've been sent to hell for the rest of your days never to see a cookie anymore.

I wish the stars didn't scare my girlfriend away

[RHiZEN88]

wish granted! but instead of watching the stars with you.. your girlfriend cared more about watching the stars than taking a bath!

i wish i can read minds..

[ZenNaari]

Wish granted... but you can't control your mind reading that it blows out everywhere at a huge range and with all the voices in your head, young and old, your brain explodes for storing to much knowledge at a time.

I wish I could be the lazy genius kid in class

[kingofchimps]

Too bad, your the class clown everyone makes fun of for being an epic fail.

I wish that the world was all awesome post-apocolyptic like Fallout 3.

[tonyu56]

The world is all awesome like Fallout 3 but ur the first one to die (and theres no respawning)

I wish Owl City would come to Washington DC

[ZenNaari]

So Owl City came all the way to Washington DC... but it accidentally brought billions of fireflies along with them. And the oceans of Washington started having eyes... everybody freaked out... even you...

(I'm so not gonna let this thread die... it's fun)

I wish I could be a fish tycoon.

[OVirus53]

Wish granted, but your life becomes perilous when the fish you are around every day mutate, grow crab legs, and razor sharp teeth! AND THEY CAN BREATH AIR! These fish get loose in the world, causing you to fall under a federal investigation and they discover the source of the mutation - a bottle of vodka that fell into the fish tanks. Now your life becomes even more crazy, being on the run from these fish you accidentally created AND government agents trying to kill you for causing this disaster!

I wish I had a really cool spaceship.

[Sephiroth]

Wish granted, but your life becomes perilous when the fish you are around every day mutate, grow crab legs, and razor sharp teeth! AND THEY CAN BREATH AIR! These fish get loose in the world, causing you to fall under a federal investigation and they discover the source of the mutation - a bottle of vodka that fell into the fish tanks. Now your life becomes even more crazy, being on the run from these fish you accidentally created AND government agents trying to kill you for causing this disaster!

I wish I had a really cool spaceship.

Granted, but your spaceship runs out of fuel in the middle of nowhere out in space and you only have 1 hour worth of air.

I wish I could do good in school? >_>

[OVirus53]

Wish granted, but from the many hours of extra time you spend studying to do better in school you become socially awkward and your friends abandon you because you don't spend time with them anymore. Bummer!

I wish I could go back in time and see a live concert of the Clash...

[ZenNaari]

You get a time machine but it's very complex than imagination and you don't know how to use it... instead of going back to Clash, you find yourself in the future with your feet covered with the mutated and liquified bodies of the ORIGINAL cast of MASH instead.

I wish our band (+Positive, Negative- or Algeobiotrigonometry) started their music career already... right jzero?

[jzero99]

Wish granted... but you can't control your mind reading that it blows out everywhere at a huge range and with all the voices in your head, young and old, your brain explodes for storing to much knowledge at a time.

I wish I could be the lazy genius kid in class

you'll never be me (laughs a demonic laugh)

umm.. hmm... i'm too lazy to start the band:D ok

i wish ZenNaari would stop posting after evry post

[toms32]

Wish granted but now I will post after your every post :)

I fish to have a wish :D

[ZenNaari]

(You won't stop me!)

And so you go to the wishing well and cast your rod to fish for wishes... A genie pops out and eats you... WAHAHA!

I wish Ouran Highschool host Club would release the translated 2nd season already.

[takasuryuuji]

wish granted but there is no other way that you can watch it.......................you can't watch it................
hahahaha.................


I wish I could find myself...............

[ShadowsLiyte]

you found yourself, but you forgot where you lived. so now youre homeless.

i wish bencos was faster >.>

[ZenNaari]

Wish granted... then I'll go to your house and bash your computer good.

I wish my girlfriend would have a tsundere character and a loli body.

[toms32]

Wish granted but you were not her type to start with so she decided to dump you >: )

I wish Darth Vader was my father xD

[ShadowsLiyte]

wish granted, but now you have to name yourself Luke and cut off your hand. pity.

i wish my neighborhood wasnt so boring

[toms32]

Wish...REJECTED! Sadly you have to live all you life in that dump you call neighborhood and in the end you will die without anything exciting happening in your life because... Your neighbors were so damn boring.

I wish to be able to stay awake for ever!

[ZenNaari]

Wish granted... however, because of no sleep and feeling at the very least sleepy, your body becomes very weak no matter what kind of drug, drink or method u take. Your eyes dialated and is full of sand... your eyebags developed and they got full of sand too. Your body is all shaky, u can't hold a blade correctly. And since you stay awake forever, welcome to living hell!

I wish the transformer for my piano keyboard got fixed already.

[jzero99]

it did but as soon as u use it ur piano exploded (laughs a super demonic evil no good laugh)

i wish for the perfect laptop(with no defect like the no keyboard thing or the 2 inches monitor thing) that is indestructible and can only be used by me(it has stealth mode and can return to me whenever i call it) (muhuhuhahahahahaha)

[ZenNaari]

You get the perfect laptop, you die, what happens next?

I wish my teacher was Nozomou Itoshiki (Zetsubou Sensei) from Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei.

[jhai0603]

Nozomou Itoshiki becomes your teacher, unfortunately you had to suddenly transfer from one school to another every other hour.
_bleh.

I wish yaoi didn't exist... (no offense to yaoi fans)

[AngelPrincess]

Yaoi didn't exist but then all boys in this world become gay ~

I wish I can kick my maid .

[ZenNaari]

Wish granted... Yaoi and homosexuality stopped exsisting. Now pretty much all the celebrities started dissappearing one by one... starting with Matthew Perry, Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, The guy who played as Joey, The guy who played as Ross, Eddie Murphy, Jim Carey and many more celebrites started dissappearing... Ne-Yo, Sean Kingston, Soulja Boy, that deep voice guy from Aqua... and etc. etc. (SIMPLE PLAN! OH NOES!)

I wish I could be like Ootori Kyouya.

[ZenNaari]

Angel Princess beat me to it? Fine...

You kick your maid and your maid doesn't want to work for you anymore.

Same wish in my last post... I wish i could be like Ootori Kyouya.

[OVirus53]

(still in a horrified state after reading AngelPrincess' last response)

Wish granted, Zen, but the world explodes and you die shortly thereafter.

I wish reality was like Team Fortress 2.

[ShadowsLiyte]

wish granted, but someone used a lagg switch and now reality is frozen.

way to go.

i wish textbooks read themselves

[OVirus53]

Wish granted, but they decide not to tell you what they read in themselves. And then they refuse to let YOU read them when you break down and decide to read it yourself. Bugger.

I wish the world would forget it's problems and have a giant rave party.

[ZenNaari]

The world soon forgot all it's problems that it caused problems for itself. During the Rave Party, there was a shortage of drinks, but since people forget their problems, they started *** with each other for their drinks... soon after the food was diminished, the people started eating each other. And now the Government is after you for a cannibal apocalypse, but since you don't care cuz you forgot about all your problems, you give yourself up to the government peacefully so that they won't have any problems.

(Like I said, I'm not gonna let this thread die!)

I wish I could earn money for watching anime... and rewatching anime as well

[jzero99]

ok u gain money but every time u do raja(school socalled thief) will get it muahahahahhahaha

i wish that i won't die until i say i want to so that i can play the laptop (that is indestructible can be a robot that i control only and returns to me whenever i call it and it is perfect not lame ok)

[Capone3830]

after getting a bed grade on your math test you accidently say "i want to die" without thinking
and drop dead where you were just standing.

i wish i had the perfect life (a perfect life does NOT contain the apocalypse/my early death or anything else tragical)

[jzero99]

damn it my wish has been broken already(i dont think ill even have a bad grade in math)

u HAD a perfect life which means ur dead

ok
i wish that the girl i like would know me better

[OVirus53]

(this is a hard wish for me to destroy because I can relate to it)

Wish granted, the girl you like knows you better, but she doesn't like what she knows now. Well, darn.

I wish everyone's wishes came true. :^/

[jzero99]

everyone's wihes came true... but after a few minutes the world exploded because there was somebody who wished for the world destroyed(who can it be... probably zennaari)

i wish i could go inside dreams
(so that i could go to her dream and stare at her all day)

[ZenNaari]

(Jzero... you are one heck of a hater, btw, stop calling me by my real name and I'll stop saying yours)

So you go inside her dreams and you stare at her all day... AT A VERY CLOSE RANGE!... Since it's HER dream... she can just call up the police in her dream too beat you senseless, You be lucky you're beaten up in a dream.

I wish my parents had the money to take me into international school.

[jzero99]

ur parents HAD the money but raja stole it agen along with ur computer and some other stupid stuff u love

YA HAHAHAHA

i wish that the girl i like is in the same class with me
(pls dont break it i beggaf u T_T)

ZENERZENERZENERZENERZENERZENER

[Capone3830]

granted, but after you try to talk to her you get to know that she hates you because she thinks you are disgusting. Well. There are many Mothers with beautiful daughters out there. Good luck!

i wish everything on this world would work the way i want it to work

[this contains people with no brain going to hell (you cant believe how annoying these guys sometimes are)]

[OVirus53]

Granted, and things are apparently going well... For awhile. But things go bad for everyone else (obviously). Then someone else notices things going your way and gets a chance to get a wish, and wishes things no longer went your way and that things actually went bad for you. OH, shucks.

I wish I had a little peace of mind.

[jzero99]

U put that wish on a letter and sent it to santa but when u sat to watch tv u remembered that u mispelled peace and spelled it as piece so for christmas all u'll have is a little piece of ur mind
PeacE ^^V

i wish i could have the power of invisibility(and i can switch it on and off!!!) and the power of elements and speed..

[ZenNaari]

While running invisibly and at high speeds, you accidentally crash and bash your head against a big steel thick lampost... since you're still invisble and knocked out... nobody came to help you.

I wish our classroom thief (raja) would just drop down dead and die already... so I can fulfill my other wishes on the top.

[jzero99]

then his master would be looking for the one who made the wish and kill you!! wahahahaha
u know the master right i wont need to tell u

i wish i have da power of strength, speed, smartness(no need), invisibility(can be turned off), ability to walk through things, x ray vision(with levels), heat vision, meat vision, elements, die only if is say DIS JAGDHDBNFUFFDBDS

[ZenNaari]

Alright... but that doesn't change the fact that the girl you like finds you disgusting.

I wish jzero would stop posting wishes for superpowers and other relatively impossible stuff. (l_~)

[kaifox]

jzero stopped wishing superpowers but jzero now wishes for GODLIKE powers..

i wish that OS will be here forever..

[jzero99]

it will but u won't

i wish zener goodluk with his girlfriend Christian

[ZenNaari]

(Stop it "Jake" if that's what you want to be called, remember, I'm downloading anime for you and I can stop at anytime)

Too bad... becuz you said that Christian is soooo gonna die and so are you

I wish I had 6 towels for Xmas instead of 4

(Can we please not put HATE posts... PLE~ASE~!)

[skittles16]

Granted...

...but one day you're walking into your bathroom to take a nice, long spa-like bath. You fill the tub with water and bubbles all the way to the top. You reach for one of your six towels, but accidentally pull them all down into the water. Now, they're useless and you have to find a dry towel. Just as you're walking out the door an extremely elaborate trap your older bro set up as a prank goes off. Oh no!

It knocks you down, pours honey all over you and pushes a ton of feathers on top of you. But alas, a part of the trap catches on to the six wet towels and they drop on your face. You can't breathe and your strength is sapped by the thickness and stickiness of the honey so lifting six wet towels seems impossible...you're done. Game over!

How horrible...lifting four towels probably would have been a lot easier. :C

I wish I had a dollar...

[ZenNaari]

here you go... A worthless SINGAPORE dollar. (No offense for those in Singapore)

I wish I could find an old man forum to pwn.

[azuryu]

you found an old man in the forums.. but.. the old man was a master of all the martial arts.. he taught Honi-chan(Ouran High School Host Club) only 1/4 of his skills.. when u tried to smack that old guy he grabbed ur pinky(the smallest finger) and he let u kneel down and he wants u to say "I always Masturbate After I Poop"
^_^

i wish my girlfriend would understand me T_T

[ZenNaari]

(Old man forum - Forums for the elderly... >.>)

Your girlfriend does understand you... in a very misunderstanding way.

Same wish as before... I wish I could find an "Old man forum" to pwn... use the meaning above

[globeopinion]

i wish i have a ford mustang that can go through past and to the future...

yes there is an old man forum but your the only one member that will join there and no one can be...

http://otaku-streamers.com/os_signature.php?id=11927

[ZenNaari]

As you go into the past... your ford mustang gets crushed by a tyrannosaurus rex and you can never ever come back... now you have to find some hairy cavegirl to do AdamxEve with...

I wish Avatar (The movie... not the bender/bender cartoon) would have the lowest quality ever! (Back to stickmen!)

[jzero99]

wow hard to destroy cuz i agree with u (!_~) peace

it did have the lowest quality but so are everything u see :D

i wish i had geass

[globeopinion]

it will be the lowest quality the avatar but you will have a eye glassess with 2000/2000 eye vision

i wish i have a wallet that will never losess its money...

http://otaku-streamers.com/os_signature.php?id=11927 (http://otaku-streamers.com)

[toms32]

You can wish if you want to but the fact is that you wont get it! HA!

I wish the person who will write next would be smart >:D

[ZenNaari]

Aiya! I am Smart! It's just too bad that your'e not! peace

I wish people would mistaken the word "peace" for "Piss" and start a riot.

Ex.

1 - 2, I'm sorry... aigght
2 - Fine...
1 - Dude, peace
2 - You son of a b****

[jzero99]

u r killed in the riot

i wish i have geass

[ZenNaari]

You have the geass... what're you gonna do now, kill bad guys or kill me?

I wish I could be a character in One Piece (I dun care if it's a lame character... at the very least... a character)

[asaness01234]

(oh im not good at this)

At One piece u will be Capt Buggy then i`ll separate ur body parts in to the 7 continents of the world

I wish no one can find me hiding

[ZenNaari]

Peek-a-boo!

I wish Ep 13 of sora no otoshimono came out already

[azuryu]

It's already out but when you tried to stream it, it said net stream not found, you went to other websites, still its an error..

I wish i have an power that if you touch me you'll die instantly in a split second...it can be turned on and off XD

[OVirus53]

Wish granted, but that also counts for yourself, and it turns itself on and off randomly and not at will. You get an itch one day and you touch yourself and die. Bummer. Nobody touches your body because they will still die from the touch after you're dead. So you just sit there. And not even bacteria can eat your body and cause it to decompose because they die when they touch you, too. So your body is an eternal memorial to this strange wish.

I wish I didn't have to get my hopes smashed every time I get my plans going and they get ruined just as soon as they start. Man, I'm getting irritated over this. (Real wish. But go ahead and try and destroy that wish, anyway. I just needed to vent)

[jzero99]

@ ZenNaari how is my wish destroyed!?!?!

after killing somebody u forgot to turn off ur power and the u wipe ur sweat with your hands den u die :D

again
i wish i have geass

[skittles16]

(I'm assuming you mean Code Geass...)

Granted...

...and just as you pop that baby into your DVD player, that loose wire that you overlooked last week sparks and blows the whole room to smithereens. Miraculously, you survive the blast...but your money doesn't.

I wish I knew another language.

[ZenNaari]

You learn another language... then you accidentally take a plane into a country against that language and no matter what language you speak... as long as it's not theirs... They'll be on the hunt to cut your throat off.

I wish I could back into the time where everyone solved their problems only using a stick.

[HomieBwaha]

and you do go back in time, so far back that THERE IS NO ANIME OR INTERNET, aghhhhhh

i wish someone could exempt me from school

[azuryu]

you got exempted, but the school gave free HOUSE & LOTS, and you were exempted..so you didn't get one :P

I wish otaku uploads yuyu hakusho >_<

[asaness01234]

otakus uploaded yuyu hakusho but u'll have to pay to watch it even in other site

I wish i can produce lightning and shock my enemy

[bootwhistle]

One day you wake up and are able to produce lighting... except only when you sneeze... and lightning shooting from your nose dose sting something awful. You start carrying pepper to use the lightning attack on your enemies but unfortunately you also become allergic to animals and as a result many of the neighbourhood pets go missing.
Then you happen to get a cold one day and take out half the town...


I wish Goldfish could be turned into real gold.

[jzero99]

it can ... because of that gold fish hide in places where u cant find them

i wish to be an esper

[asaness01234]

u became an esper....but suddenly the military discover ur powers they eventually kidnapped you and attached u into a missile and fired into the outerspace


I wish i can toast the nxt one who will answer and i am wearing an fire-proof armor

[ZenNaari]

(>.>) I summon slugma to absorb the heat that's about to toast me. (>.>) Then I'll kill you first by destroying your armor with my Kyogre's Ice Beam. (I know, it's crappy Pokemon S***)

I wish I was 'Tact' from the sim-date game Galaxy Angel and get on with 'Mint'

[asaness01234]

u became Tact but suddenly a lost technology got malfunctioned and open a wormhole, eventually the wormhole's victim was only you


I wish i have meat vision (i can produce cooked meats with a laser from my eyes)

[OVirus53]

Wish granted, but that meat vision also burns people's muscles (since meat is essentially muscle), and it cannot be turned off. You discover one day that it also reflects when you look in the mirror and get incinerated! Bummer. (is it just me, or do I have a knack for turning a wish around so that the person wishing it ends up dead? weird.)

I wish I could calm down for a moment...

[asaness01234]

you've calmed down.....because someone shoots u with a rifle



i wish the nxt one who will answer will be struck down by a falling ice cream truck

[jzero99]

i answered and now i will wish for an elephant to fall on you


i wish an elephant fell on him.

[OVirus53]

Wish granted, but the ice cream truck still fell on you.

I wish I had an umbrella that could stop things from falling on me.

[asaness01234]

granted, but that umbrella cannot stop things shooting at u *someone shoots u with a caliber45*

i wish i can summon a wormhole and only i knew how to exit that hole

[sawanikuya]

I destroy what you want to destroy!

[emer333]

well i wished that you couldn't destroy that wish, then i wished for a wallet that has a bottomless pit of money.

[OVirus53]

Wish granted, but you fell into that wallet's bottomless pit of money, and you couldn't find your way out! Dang!

I wish my body felt a bit younger than it does sometimes...

[globeopinion]

you wish will be come true your body will become young but your head will look like be double your age skin....... "only your body will be young"

i wish that wishes come true...


http://otaku-streamers.com/os_signature.php?id=11927 (http://otaku-streamers.com)

[ZenNaari]

Granted, but someone here wished that the world would explode so KA-BOOM! (Who could it be? Jzero perhaps?)

I wish "Tom And Jerry Comedy Show" the Hanna Barbera Version would stop airing already.

[asaness01234]

they stpped airing and out ur the cause so they imprisoned u in a giant jar (that just crossed my mind)


i wish the nxt who will answer will be forced to eat steamed frogs

[jzero99]

ooh its me..

yum i was forced to eat all the frogs and now insects are flying all over the world multiplying and multiplying and they soon eat your body...

i wish raja would steal all of ZENER'S STuFF!!! EVERYTHING AND HIS SOON To BE STUFF

[ZenNaari]

Too bad, you're too late, I already wished for Raja and his master to be dead already, along with their fellow thieves... and guess what... they were granted.

I wish Asuma (Naruto) died from smoking instead of getting KIA.

[asaness01234]

granted, asuma(naruto) died from smoking, in exchange for that u get kia (or kira something like that)


i wish my body is invulnerable to any attacks

[jzero99]

it is but not against wishes. because of that many wished for u ded

i wish raja will keep stealing zener's stuff even if he's dead

[ZenNaari]

@Asa KIA - Killed in Action

Too bad, I already concealed raja and his fellows in a ghost container.

I wish Otaku-Streamers became the number 1 website for anime. (Let's see you destroy that)

[jzero99]

it did but too bad for u though u cant view the site wherever u go:D

i wish to be a weapon meister and weapons can be humans
that need to collect 99 evil souls and 1witch soul

[ZenNaari]

Too bad, nobody cares about your quest, no matter how much publicity or excitement you give it.

I wish I replaced Rin from Shuffle!, Go back to the first episode, and declare Kaede as my girlfriend.