I'M BORED LETS DESTROY WiSHES

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, you know have "Hello Kitty does SM play" plushie

I wish to eradicate the noise

[knipyoko]

Granted but I made more noise

I wish I won't get sick again

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, any situation you would get sick in, just straight up kills you, good luck

I wish for a sandwich

[Reizero]

Granted, but there are toenails and hair in it hahah

I wish for my school to disappear.

[knipyoko]

Granted but it appeared again

I wish for an angry mob to stalk Rasen

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, but he defeated them all

I wish that desu was burnt to death

[knipyoko]

Granted, but she can't be burnt at all

I wish mom gets drunk so I can put him in a dungeon >:D

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, but Rasen prevent you from putting your mom in a dungeon by shooting you

I wish for a cup of tea

[knipyoko]

Granted but it has pee inside

I wish for a steamed bun :D

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, but you dropped it and a bike ran over it... D:

I wish to play an awesome RPG right now...

[knipyoko]

Granted but then you're too sleepy that you fell asleep D:

I wish for a Japanese siomai :D

[Rasen Oh]

your wish is granted, but I was hungry... so I ate it

I wish for a perfectly ordinary peanut

[benito18]

Granted but theres hair on it

I wish I could buy new pc :D

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, but when you went to the store, they were sold out and their next shipment would be in a month

I wish for a panda suit

[benito18]

your wish is granted but when you try to wear it its too big for you.

I wish I can have a girl bestfriend

[knipyoko]

Granted but she turned tomboy

I wish I have a girl bestfriend too D:

[Rasen Oh]

your wish is granted, but I burned her... she was a witch

I wish to fight the black knight!

[knipyoko]

Granted and you got defeated

I wish I had the power to fly

[benito18]

granted but its only limited

I wish I could teleport to any places ^_^

[knipyoko]

Granted but you were caught up in time and cannot move or teleport anywhere now :p

I wish I could control human minds

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, but for every time you used your power, you aged by 20 years

Wish for a post-it note

[knipyoko]

Granted but it got burned :D

I wish for a magic chalk like in chalkzone

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, however to imbue it with its magic power, you must offer 2L of your own blood

I wish to be physically strong

[knipyoko]

Granted but you look like this http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100529224427/spongebob/images/3/35/SpongeBob_Patrick_Muscle_Man.jpg

I wish I have lots and lots of money >:3

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, but you were in a really bad accident, and you had to use all that money for the hospital bills

I wish for an iron stake

[knipyoko]

Granted but it melted

I wish for a candy :D

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, but some trick-or-treaters took it

I wish to find peace

[knipyoko]

Granted but I ate it

I wish there would be peace too

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, Rasen finally came to peace with the world and move on...

I wish to fly away from here

[knipyoko]

Granted but I used a sling shot to shoot you and you fell

I wish I have a cup of red tea

[Rasen Oh]

your wish is granted, but the tea cup broke Dx

I wish for soulcalibur 5 to come out next month

[knipyoko]

Granted, but the release got postponed

I wish for a Patrick Star plushie

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, but it was destroyed

I wish for a mecha

[knipyoko]

Granted but it got destroyed

I wish for more kaichou wa maid sama eps

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, but there was a sudden crack down on pirating, so it was never uploaded to the internet

I wish a blanket

[knipyoko]

Granted but I ripped it

I wish for shoes

[SoulTaku]

wish granted... but someone stole your shoes

I wish my nosebleed will disappear...

[Qualtz]

granted, your entire face bleeds.

I wish for fleet feet.

[Enma Ai]

you got it from your friend but it was made in china

i wish to be in peace

[Qualtz]

granted but only momentarily.

I wish i have a robot named nyoron and another robot named ramirez.

[Enma Ai]

you got both dildos named nyoron and ramirez for x'mas ain't that sweet ♥

i wish for a merry christmas

[0drea7]

granted...but you haven't received any gift coz they forgot about you.

i wish for a pen

[Enma Ai]

no ink

i wish for a doll

[0drea7]

no head

i wish for a parrot pet

[Qualtz]

dead.

i wish for Enma Ai

[Enma Ai]

Enma Ai was here

i wish for a cute kitten

[Qualtz]

granted, the kitten looks like squidward.

I wish for your happiness.

[Enma Ai]

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs42/f/2009/132/8/8/Squidward_as_a_cat_by_dev_catscratch.png

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001834361/4658968859_0_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish for an ice-cream

[Qualtz]

granted, but i ate half of it.

i wish for serenity.

[Enma Ai]

after *10 minutes* greyson chance appearead at your room singing paparazzi

i wish for narnia

[jzero99]

Granted. You died after entering the closet and finding yourself in a battlefield.

I wish for a granted wish

[0drea7]

yet i destroyed it for not granting it

i wish for a pillow

[Enma Ai]

you got a pillow from your brother which he make ♥ to it

i wish all hell breaks loose

[Qualtz]

granted, but it's not what you expect it would be.

I wish to be replaced again.

[Enma Ai]

you are now replaced as a tiny molecule which no one ever cares

i wish for a cat

[Qualtz]

granted. you have the rasencat.

I wish for birds to fly.

[0drea7]

granted but i shot them out the sky

i wish for a pencil

[Enma Ai]

you now have a pencil :) a virtual pencil

i wish for the world to end

[Rasen Oh]

your wish is granted, but then Haruhi made another one

I wish for crackers

[Qualtz]

granted. you are now a parrot.


I wish rasen would always wear his skirt.

[0drea7]

granted! you now don't have a skirt coz rasen needs to wear it

i wish for lots of money $$$

[Qualtz]

granted! you have a lot of money but you can't spend it!

I wish 0drea was odd.

[0drea7]

granted? i became odd, and my oddness is way too much for you to handle so we never talked again T_T

i wish for snow

[Naruhina101]

Granted you can have it on the freezer... ^^

i want anime to in the real world..

[AngelXDust]

Wish Granted! But the anime chaos became too much to bear and the world imploded, Weeeeeeeee!
I wish i wasn't bored

[Juuri]

Wish Granted but your wish broke into tiny little pieces. So you have no other choice now~

I wish to sleep~ :nitex:

[Enma Ai]

here's a free bed :D with no mattress,pillow and blankets :D

i wish to be jack-of-all-trades

[Qualtz]

Granted, you can now jack off.

I wish you were me.

[Reizero]

granted, but now i'm off to kill you.

I wish Santa was real.

[Qualtz]

granted, now that santa's real, the easter rabbit is too and now someone killed santa.

I wish for prosperity.

[Enma Ai]

prospertiy

i want money!!!

[Qualtz]

You now have imaginary money.

I wish fort.

[Prome]

You have the fort but it sinks

I wish for speed =,=

[Rasen Oh]

your wish is granted, you now have the speed of a snail

I wish for a cardboard box

[Qualtz]

granted. until snake stole it from you.

I wish planet x and star y will x=3

[Naruhina101]

yeah.. wish granted but i just hate math.. so no deal..

i wish i have internet in my hands always...

[Qualtz]

granted... you have net and you don't have any device that could access the web.

I wish for Blood type A and Blood type O to formulate using the formula (x,y)=(a,b)

[Naruhina101]

wish granted but you have to study it and make your brain crack before you can do it...

i wish.. exams was just a piece of cake...

[Qualtz]

Granted, the exams became pieces of cakes... and you still fail because you ate it.

I wish rockets fly to the moon.

[Naruhina101]

wish granted.. but while traveling your out of fuel.. so your stuck in the space..

[Qualtz]

granted, you now have two bird brains inside your head.


I wish a dot would appear on my post

[Enma Ai]

no ____ for you

i wish i have a brain that can think without limits

[Qualtz]

granted... you are now a talking brain with brain figures.

I wish endless 9 defeats the sky.

[Enma Ai]

it did until the sky reincarnated again and again and again...and again.. etc...

i wish to have a hair that won't thin out easily

[Qualtz]

granted... a birdnest started to form from your hair.

I wish grace was just as amazing.

[Enma Ai]

in your dreams

i wish my kitty will stop meowing ==

[TheCatsMeow]

You get it's voice box removed but lose the cat the day after.

I wish I had more clocks in my room so that I can piss of my lover, she hates how they tick.

[Major Zero]

Granted .. But she left you for your little prank

I wish my little brother wasn't so annoying

[AngelXDust]

Granted, but your little brother got a gender change, now you have a little sister and is 10x more annoying too
i wish i had a cotton candy making machine in my room ^_^

[Siegzzz]

Granted but the machine never stops making cotton candy, now ants are starting to attack your room and every item in your room is eaten by ants....

I wish I had a complete collection of figmas....

[Siegzzz]

edit: sorry double post...

[Prome]

granted, but someone stole it

i wish for eraser

[DesertStar]

Granted, but I erased you out of existence with it.

I wish I was omnipotent, I'd like to find the flaw in that.

[Qualtz]

Granted, you were omnipotent. now you aren't.

I wish for a lift.

[Prome]

Granted >,< , now you are lifted to the sky

i wish for better dish

[Ragnarok]

wish granted, you are the dish

I wish there was something to do

[Siegzzz]

Granted.... But you're finished doing it...

I wish my teachers are not boring

[DesertStar]

Granted, but now they don't teach you anything and you will fail the exams.

I wish Mother 3 was released in America.

[Bliss2000]

wish granted, but it was seen by ur parents/ teacher/ someone that doesnt like ero books and was thrown into the fire and became ashes.
i wish for a lot of sweets that no one will be able to take from me!! :D

[Enma Ai]

sweets are expired

i wish there is a truck

[Ragnarok]

wish granted, a truck hit you

I wish all the Nisemonogatari episodes were released

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, but all the episodes were directly sent to Rasen, who was unable to give them to you to see because he's an idiot and Mr Electronics

I wish that my pen wasn't broken

[Ragnarok]

wish granted, it's not broken... it's out of ink

I wish Rasen wore a skirt

[Rasen Oh]

WISH NOT GRANTED D:<

I wish for the next post to having nothing about skirts in it

[Ragnarok]

wish granted, this post will be about custom skirts

I wish Rasen wore a custom skirt

[Rasen Oh]

*facedesk*

Your wish is granted (begrudgingly), but it turned out it was just pants

I wish a nap

[Ragnarok]

wish granted but when you woke up you were a girl

I wish I didn't have to kill Rasen

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, Rasen kills you instead

I wish that Bamco would do something right for once

[Ragnarok]

wish granted but it was left

I wish I could find a new avatar

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, but it didn't suit you so you didn't use it

I wish that this post would be replied with quotes

[Ragnarok]

Wish granted but it is edited

I wish for a pillow

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, but it was hard as a rock

I wish for some paper towels

[Enma Ai]

you get a box full of bloody corpse instead which made you a murderer and you're sent to jail for 5 years


i wish i can have ragnarok's gfx skill so that i can make avatar for myself

[Qualtz]

Granted, you got ragnarok's skill but you need to get his heart before you could use it.

I wish someone posts after me.

[Enma Ai]

granted

i wish i have the smarts

[Qualtz]

granted, although you can't use it.

I wish i could make a homemade bomb.

[Enma Ai]

in your dreams

i wish im the smartest person in the whole world

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted you are the smartest person in the whole world, but everyone else disappeared, so you have no one to show your genius to

I wish to be fast, efficient, and accurate when doing homework, tests, essays, etc

[Enma Ai]

granted! you're now living with justin bieber

i wish pawn would be banned except h animes

[Major Zero]

Granted, but I erased you out of existence with it.

I wish I was omnipotent, I'd like to find the flaw in that.

WAHAHA You found a flaw

[Yukihara]

wish granted...it only happens in your DREAMS!!!

i wish for a robot like the ones in REAL STEEL..

[Prome]

wish granted but it became rust =,=

I wish for ink ...

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, but your pen breaks.

I wish to be a fantastic writer

[SoulTaku]

wish granted but you got isolated in an island and there are no materials in that island helps you to write...

I wish someone will break this wish...

[Prome]

granted but it's hard to break

I wish for a single coin

[SoulTaku]

wish granted... but someone moved you to the world of Fallout... where coins are useless and they use bottle caps as currency

I wish I didn't post this post...

[Enma Ai]

wish granted... but someone moved you to the world of Fallout... where coins are useless and they use bottle caps as currency

I wish I didn't post this post...

even if you delete your post it is still here >:D

i wish i has all the money in the world

[SoulTaku]

wish granted... but someone moved you to the world of Fallout... where they use bottle caps as currency (recycling FTW)

I wish my cat has super powers of a villain

[Enma Ai]

your cat annihilate you and the rest of the world after a few days

i wish i has a dollar

[Prome]

granted but your dollar stole by someone

i wish for rice

[Yukihara]

wish granted... but out of stock

I WISH TO BE A FAIRY TAIL WIZARD

[Yukihara]

sorry about that...i'd accidentally double posting

[SoulTaku]

wish granted but you were one of those characters that die after a few seconds of screen time...

i wish I have unlimited supply of nutella

[Prome]

granted but it flooded

i wish for rust of iron

[Enma Ai]

*line inavailaible,please try again later* --beep--

i wish for you ;)

[Qualtz]

granted, but i didn't wished for you.

I wish for my friend's luck would increase.

[Prome]

granted, you friend luck increases for 1 minute

I wish for piano...

[Chris Lake]

you got an electric piano, and you have no batteries...

i wish i could date miku... [sooooooo much]

[Enma Ai]

you now get to date miku.. mentally :D

i wish for prosperity

[Qualtz]

Granted, but it lasted for only a second.

I wish for everyone to be happy.

[Enma Ai]

$!$$%$#%@^#$@^%$#^%&@!#@!$@#$@#$

i wish for more hicklings

[Vonny strife]

ninja what.....did you mean weakja(lame name though)


I wish i had a wish earlier that i will wish today that the wish i gonna make is a wishful of thinking that wishes us to a better future so that the wish we wish will not destroy by the wish of others

[Major Zero]

Granted but you forgot all about them

I wish that i could go Hoh Hoh Hoh with tanaka all day

[Enma Ai]

tanaka died

i wish there would be lots of cakes

[AngelXDust]

Granted~ But when you cut into one cake it started to scream in pain, then the other cakes ganged up on you
I wish i grew big angel wings so i could fly XD

[Juuri]

The moment you flew..... your wings fell off cuz they were made from paper~

I wish that my fish would stop swimming away from me~

[Dracula]

O.o you swim in the pond...?
Granted, have fun with your piranhas ^^

I wish I had an imaginary friend.

[Juuri]

Granted but he thought you were boring, so he left you.

I wish for a chocolate cookie~

[Prome]

granted, but someone ate it

I wish for empty jar

[Ragnarok]

wish granted, the jar broke into pieces and now it can't contain anything, thus empty

I wish to see the sea

[Enma Ai]

you're blind now! yay!

i wish for roasted marshmallows

[Naruhina101]

your wish granted however...
i already ate the marshmallow... so sorry... ^^

[Enma Ai]

your wish.. is not granted

i wish for skirts!

[Qualtz]

granted, rasen have it.

I wish the world ends with you.

[Enma Ai]

in your dreams

i wish everything would be free

[Naruhina101]

just go to sleep...

i wish i had a lot of money...

[Enma Ai]

full of fake moneys

i wish i have wings

[Naruhina101]

yeah but its taken by an angel sorry...

i wish time would be decided by me..

[Dracula]

suure... feel free to decide the time when you are ready to be my servant.


i wish my imaginary friend were not bored with me.

[Enma Ai]

your imaginary friend got another friend and left you

i wish it rain food!

[Naruhina101]

yeah... but its so sunny so its not possible...

i wish i could easily finish my study..

[Yukihara]

wish granted..but you always fall asleep when trying to do your study seriously..

i wish i have a pair of cat ears

[Yukihara]

sorry for double posting :haix:

[Qualtz]

granted but then you became a freak.

i wish for world in pieces

[Yukihara]

Granted ..then your knife broke coz it's too hard to cut the world into half

i wish my parents are not too over-protective

[KiriHime]

Granted, but your parents stop worrying about your well-being and stop paying attention to you altogether.

I wish I had the power to travel by map.

[Rasen Oh]

Your wish is granted, but first you have to fill in the map by visiting the locations

I wish to always have first choice for class selection

[eriel529]

Granted but your homeroom teacher will always be the "terror teacher"

I wish to be animated

[Qualtz]

granted, you're now the main character for dora the explorer.

i wish to be a lesbian.

[Enma Ai]

you got your divine punishment and stuck in the same old place again and again

i wish to have a needle and a bundle of threads

[AngelXDust]

Granted but they are now used to hold you together

I wish for a cute baby panda ^^

[Yukihara]

wish granted..then your cute baby panda is being kidnapped..and dead

i wish i have a boyfriend

[Enma Ai]

your boyfriend killed you

i wish you fall from stairs

[KiriHime]

Granted, but it's on your property so I sue you for every cent you have.

I wish to be a bird.

[Enma Ai]

you got shoot down by a hunter

i wish you fall in a slumber forever

[limited145]

Granted, but eventually i was granted a second chance to live again...

I wish that you'll had a worst nightmare tonight.

[Enma Ai]

my summon creature killed the source of the nightmare

i wish that you'll be turn into a bug

[AngelXDust]

Granted! but i was turned into a giant superhuman (super insect?) bug and ate you

i wish for a pool filled with jello

[KiriHime]

Granted, but you fall in and get stuck in the jello, eventually suffocating.

I wish to be a better debater.

[Enma Ai]

you got smashed on your head and stuck in hell forever

i wish you have a big nose

[Kammm]

Granted but your's is bigger

I wich I have a unicorn

[Yukihara]

wish granted...but some kind of virus is controlling your unicorn's mind and killed you instead

i wish your worst nightmare ate you

[Enma Ai]

never!!!!!!! hahahahahhahahahha

i wish you have a bad day hahahhhahha

[Kammm]

No

I wich to have blood for dinner

[Enma Ai]

someone stole your dinner

i wish i have a castle

[AngelXDust]

Granted, then an black hole opened up and swallowed your castle
i wish i could eat ice cream every day without ever getting fat

[Revelix]

granted, but suddenly the reverse effect happens and you become like a skeleton

I wish i would stop go wishing things

[Yukihara]

wish granted..but your worst nightmare force you to

i wish to be an angle

[Chibi99]

wish granted..but your worst nightmare force you to

I wish i have power like Erza

[Major Zero]

Granted

But you used to .... Now You Didn't

Wish I was the Man who can make the Impossible Happen

[castlella]

you did... but no one knows about it.. so its the same.


i wish i could go into an anime..

[Hotaru]

Granted...but then a samurai slices you to tiny bits

I wish I could have all the money and gold I ever wanted

[castlella]

yeah...u had a dream that you had all the money and gold you ever wanted!

i wish i could breath in space...

[Enma Ai]

your nostril became so tiny that you can't breathe

i wish revelix do a a barrel roll XD

[SoulTaku]

he turned into a barrel after doing it

I wish my cat can catch lasers

[Major Zero]

Granted , But its' paws get burned when it catches one

Wish I could crack my school's Admin Password

[Enma Ai]

you got busted before you could crack your school's admin pc

i wish someone took an arrow in the knee

[lastshin]

yeah and that someone is you :D


I wish I could fly

[Enma Ai]

by using a green screen

i wish lastshin took an arrow in the knee

[flamezaber]

Luckily, he had Kneepads on~

I wish for a Laptop T__T

[flamezaber]

Luckily, he had Knee Protection~

I wish for a Laptop T__T

[wrobe312tn6]

flameblazer your laptop will strike a thunder in you :p

i wish i have a 1million tehrabytes of hard drive :D

[SoulTaku]

it was fake and it only has 1 mb

I wish for an epic battle between Warhammer and Starwars

[Major Zero]

It Turns out That Darth Vader Doesn't Have Time For Little Sissies

I wish My Otaku Level is OVER 9000 !

[AngelXDust]

Lol XD
It was over 9000 then it broke your account and restarted, now your at level 0
I wish I could never get sick and stay healthy all my life

[Major Zero]

You're So Healthy That the government had to interrogate you so they know why are you so healthy

I Wish I could go to School and Do An "OGA-PUNCH" to anyone I see

[DesertStar]

You can, but I "FALCON-PAWNCHED" You out of existence.

I wish I can manipulate Psi.

[Major Zero]

Granted , But you were dreaming

Wish That I knew what to wish for

[Chris Lake]

you did, but you forgot what you wanted again...
i wish i could go to sleep...

[Ragnarok]

wish granted and you never woke up

I wish for a fleshy beating heart

[Major Zero]

Granted , But The Flesh Rotted

Wish I could compose good music like Harry Gregson Williams

[SoulTaku]

wish granted... but you can only produce music with similar rhythm of Harry Gregson Williams' music... because of that people are thinking you are talent less...

I wish for an ice cream to explode and turn into chocolate cake

[SoulTaku]

can't delete this post for some reason -__-

[Major Zero]

It happened To me Once.. Trying Deleting Many Times

Well...

How Dare you stop the post ====> Click Here http://images.wikia.com/fairytail/images/8/88/Happy_scary.jpg


wish granted... but you can only produce music with similar rhythm of Harry Gregson Williams' music... because of that people are thinking you are talent less...

I wish for an ice cream to explode and turn into chocolate cake

Granted

But Instead of Turning Into Chocolate Cake... Nothing Happened It Just Exploded On Your Face

I wish for Having Revolver Ocelot's GunSlinging Skills & Liquid Snake's CQC skills

[wrobe312tn6]

Major Zero Revolver Ocelot's GunSlinging Skills & Liquid Snake's CQC skills will launch in him by her mother :D

i wish i had ninjutsu :p

[SoulTaku]

wish granted... it's called "open the door jutsu"... it allows you to open doors normally by using your hands

I wish for something simple...

[AngelXDust]

it was simple, then it got complicated when all your friends and family got jealous over it and tried to steal it
I wish for it to be night time all the time! XD

[lastshin]

the wish was denied and cancelled because of some uncertain reasons xD


I wish I can walk on water :D

[Major Zero]

Granted

But people saw you walking in water and thought you were a witch and decided to burn you alive

I Wish I could Enter Anyworld I Imagine And Have The Abilities & Thoughts of Anyone I want