solidoxygen
07-04-2009, 06:17 PM
As I was munching on my Tyson Brand's Juicy and Delicious Buffalo Wings, I looked up from enjoying my Tyson Brand's Juicy and Delicious Buffalo Wings and saw a baby in a lame Chinese Drama that my mom was watching. I licked my fingers to get every last savory bit of the Buffalo Sauce that the Tyson Brand's Juicy and Delicious Buffalo Wings had left as I held it. Suddenly the fat baby started crying in the sad scene.
The fat baby wriggled around flailing it's chubby fists and looked like it had just got scammed of his entire deck of Rare Pokemon Cards (or something of equal importance such as going bankrupt, getting divorced, and finding out that you had cancer at the same time).
After being impressed at the baby's superior acting abilities, I wondered:
" How do makers of TV shows and/or Movies make the babies cry when they need it?"
Do they show the baby a picture of my face to make it cry in pain? Do they wait until the baby cries and then film that for melding into scenes through video manipulation (cutting and editting)? Do they anticipate when the baby is about to poop into it's diaper and cry before starting the scene? Do they film the scene and punch the baby in the face while he's not on camera to make the baby cry when they need to?
How to they do it?
Also, think of some good and creative ways to make a baby cry without quite punching it in the face...
The fat baby wriggled around flailing it's chubby fists and looked like it had just got scammed of his entire deck of Rare Pokemon Cards (or something of equal importance such as going bankrupt, getting divorced, and finding out that you had cancer at the same time).
After being impressed at the baby's superior acting abilities, I wondered:
" How do makers of TV shows and/or Movies make the babies cry when they need it?"
Do they show the baby a picture of my face to make it cry in pain? Do they wait until the baby cries and then film that for melding into scenes through video manipulation (cutting and editting)? Do they anticipate when the baby is about to poop into it's diaper and cry before starting the scene? Do they film the scene and punch the baby in the face while he's not on camera to make the baby cry when they need to?
How to they do it?
Also, think of some good and creative ways to make a baby cry without quite punching it in the face...