Lets Play A New Game (WISH SPOILER)

[crazyneil]

this game is easy

First : u need to spoil the wish of the person above your post

Example

person 1: I Wish To have A cat

then you: U will have a Cat But literally it Was a lion and it Ate You

after spoiling their wish Then You need To Type Your Wish After The spoiler

LET ME START Since I Dont Have Someone To spoil I'LL Start My Wish Instead


I Wish I Would Meet LOIUSE In The Real World!

[yuzuXD]

finally you get to meet her. But she didn't even look at you. she thought you were not even worth looking at. then you tried to hold her hand , she immediately sends you to an alternate universe with her magic , where you get trapped forever. [ sumimasen http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg44/yuzuXD/nihonjin%20icons/kao%20licca/kao_licca_kao-ani_34.gif, i feel like an evil person doing this. but this is how this game works]

I wish there was a teleportation device.

[avich]

You got the device but when you teleported a fly went inside and it merged with you. Later that day you got electrocuted by a violet-light fly trap.

I wish I can fly.

[mattduy]

You miraculously learn to fly but you fly to high and die from lack of oxygen and fall to your death.

I wish I had an Xbox 360.

[solidoxygen]

You finally scrapped together the money to buy your desired item from ebay! You open the package and feel as if you're about to get high blood pressure.

You open the box and find nothing but rocks. You have just been scammed!

I wish I can have a perfect turkey sandwich right now...

[yuzuXD]

ding dong* you door bell rings. you open the door. its you new neighbor. she has decided to make you a " perfect" turkey sandwich. Unfortunately , her idea of "perfect" turkey sandwich is jam , wasabi , soy sauce , mayo and turkey. so much for your perfect turkey sandwich. http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg44/yuzuXD/nihonjin%20icons/kao%20licca/kao_licca_kao-ani_09.gif

i wish all the cute characters of sanrio to be real.

[crazyneil]

They are real But They turned into mutants and slaughter all of your pets Coz they want you to Serve them >,...,<

I wish my wish wont be spoiled

[koedt]

Your wish is not spoiled, however you don't get anything in return.

I wish I can get rid of my boredom.

[crazyneil]

You Do ... After A minute or too Your Boredom Makes Your Problems Multiply minus the boredom..


I wish Ill Be SpiderMan

[Sephiroth]

You turn into Spiderman but you get no powers but get the suit and when you run around in public you try using them but make yourself look like an idiot.

I wish Buso Renkin or Onegai Teacher had more episodes.

[goax]

some1 found Buso renkin second season. they upload it on to otaku-streamer and then u start to watch it. it turn out that it was sone fanmade episodes that only have the characters in it doing stupid stuff.

I wish i have a guardian angel.

[crazyneil]

Wish Granted But Your Guardian Angel needs To Be Guarded As Well So It Turned Out Your Angel CAnt Guard you anymore Coz He keeps on thinking Who Will Guard Him...


I Wish The One Who Spoils My Wishes Slips On A Banana peel On The Street

[goax]

i was walking from the store to my house when i stepped on a banana peel. i picked it up and threw it in a trash can.

I wish i can get rid of my boredom

[Shinigami99]

Granted. You got swamped with annoying chores

I wish school is out.

[crazyneil]

School is out but the government finalized a "School in the house campaign" Where in the teacher visits your house"

i Wish I fall in love

[Kibagami]

You finally fall in love, but your lover cheated on you. Later then you found out that your lover was cheating on you with your brother/sister.

I wish I could get a high paying job.

[crazyneil]

You get a high paying job ~~~~~~~ (do u want my job?? Tehee Hi compensations lol..)~but after a year all your hard work fall apart as in you go to the ghettos


wish more people will join this post xD

[koedt]

More people did join this post, only until 5 minutes ago.

I wish to play more games.

[crazyneil]

You did sleep but got nightmares from watching horror movies (~~ Freddy ~~) and died xD


Wish no more DEATHS will be posted this thread xD

[sikarus]

everyone in this thread is granted immortality but with a catch. everyone who becomes immortal looses all sensory receptors. everyone is forced to live for eternity with out feeling sight and sound.

hah and

i wish for world peace

[crazyneil]

Wish granted There is world peace but for a sacrifice they threw you to some inhabited island and kept you there(jokes of course)


Wish sikarus got out on that inhabited island

[Bindu1000]

Sikuras did get of the island, but with his release, the world peace was shattered and World war 3 started

I wish I could visit the Philippines

[koedt]

You manage to go to Philippines, but due to some issues you are exiled 15 minutes after you have arrived there.

I wish I can get a new phone.

[crazyneil]

You get a new phone ... After you bought it you found out it only contains the framework(casing) with out the other parts...teheeeee the store has a no return no exchange policy ..........

Wish i'll be succesfull

[koedt]

You became successful . . . the success is only being human though . . .

I want to see something new.

[Sephiroth]

You see something new, but it turned out to be a new born ant. >.>

I wish I was better at Halo 3.

[sikarus]

you become the best halo player in the world but then alien over lords capture you. the alien overlords force you to play halo for the rest of your life for their amusement. also they throw stuff at you as your playing.

i wish all guns out of existence.

[fundilloman]

all guns vanish, now every 1 uses bows and crossbows ... sometimes slingshots.

i wish i had something good to wish for

[SquishyNinja]

you get a great idea for something to wish for, but you just wasted your wish. Too bad.

I wish I could have a lifetime supply of gummy bears!

[sikarus]

rofl good game

you gain a life time supply of gummy bears. but if you share any or tell anyone about your gummy bears all of them will explode including the ones you have eaten. so gradually everyone becomes envious or weirded out by your gummy bear situation until eventually you are exiled and abandoned by everyone making your gummy bears your only friend.

i wish peaceful aliens landed on earth and helped us fix all the problems in the world.

[crazyneil]

The aliens landed But sad to say all they want is world domination..... SAd sulk


Wish no more spoiler to spoil ma wish xD

[goax]

no1 spoiled ur wish for the whole day then the next day some1 spoil ur wish (me XD)

i wish some1 would tell me wat happening.

[koedt]

You know the truth . . . the truth that your country is against you . . .

I want to eat something good.

[crazyneil]

You accidentally ate worms but .... you thought those are gummy worms and they tasted good for you eww xD ^____^ peace koed -chan


wish that i think of more wishes

[goax]

u did think of more wishes but some1 hit u in the head and u forgot all of them

I wish there that aliens

[crazyneil]

There are aliens but they abducted your family and left you all alone ^,....,^ Im so bad ^__^


i wish no more negative spoils for me wehehe

[CloverLeaf]

buso renkin and onegai teacher will have more episodes but they are just 1 minute long..

i wish that ants can grow as large as elephants..

[goax]

sometime wrong here?!? O_O anyways:

ants r now as big asd elephants but to bad that elephants shrunk to the size of an ant.

i wish ppl wouldnt mess up

[koedt]

Nobody ever made a mistake anymore . . . which means no more dojikko (clumsy girl) for you to go MMMOOOOEEE!!!

I wish that somebody here would just randomly shout 'BAANNNZZAAAII!!' (lit. BANZAI!)

[Skoibi]

you get the rest of your vacation off from school, but you have to work the worst imaginable job in the world, and every time you take a break from it you have to do extra hours that day. >.<


i wish to rule the world with my army of gummy bears. oh, and my koibi ^-^ lolol

[cdceranwrap]

Lucky you your teachers think you do not need to go to summer school anymore... Yeah!!! As you think of all the fun things you will be able to do now you fail to notice the book bag some one left on the top of the stairs. You trip over the book bag and fall breaking every bone in your legs. Sadly the rest of your summer is spent in bed...wishing you could go to school.

I wish i had more money.

[Njaaks]

You will miraculasly win 10000000 USD. But over time the money gets into your head, youll lose all your freinds and finaly get scammed out off the last money you own. You end up poor, miserable and lonely.

I wish i was a tree

[SquishyNinja]

You become a tree, which then gets cut down violently by a sweaty, fat lumberjack who then sends you to be made into a chair.

I wish I could afford a new big screen TV

[AnkokuRyuu]

you just bought your self your wanted big screen tv, unfortunately while setting it up u trip and crack the screen against the wall

i wish i was less lazy -_- Zzz

[crazyneil]

You were less lazy but became more irresponsible And your parents threw you out the house ^___^


Wish to wish with more wish~~~~~~wishy~

[ranmachua]

Sure you get to have unlimited & infinite wishes but all your wishes are the same: read yaoi doujin manga & you can't ever change that wish

I wish Haruhi was my bride!

[kittykatgirl21349]

haruhi does marry you but she gets bored and destroys life as you know it...

i wish i could go swimming

[ranmachua]

Of course you can swim but your pool is only the size of a tea cup.

I wish Mio Akiyama as my girlfriend

[zeroichi]

Mio Akiyama did become ur girlfriend but it was just for a while because she got sick looking at you. (sorry^^. it just a game)

i wish i could met kiryuu zero^^

[itzIZAN]

u meet them but they die while shaking your hand. lol

i wish i had someone to play halo 3 with

[ZenNaari]

This is a repeat Thread game...

Here's the original...

http://otaku-streamers.com/community/showthread.php?t=1620